I wish I lived in this condo in Phoenix,Arizona

I wish I lived in this condo in Phoenix, Arizona :

realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/310-S-4th-St-Unit-901_Phoenix_AZ_85004_M19248-98175?view=qv

It's in Downtown phoenix and costs only $330,00.
It's on the 9th floor, has a balcony, 2 beds, 3 baths, and 2 underground parking lots.
It's about 1.2 million Shekels.
You know what you get for that money in Israel?.
Fucking nothing.
Every old shitty apartment here will cost you twice as much.

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Ok jew

I want to live in Phoenix man.
It's a cool city.

True patricians live in Tucson

I heard there is a lot of crime in Tucson man.

The only thing more horrible than living in Phoenix is probably going to a Jimmy Buffet concert

It's not true. I live there and I've never had any problems or felt unsafe even when hanging out in poor neighborhoods.

You've been posting threads similar to this, just go to the US, or get an American gf, it makes me sad that you wish for something so hard.

I know man.
I wish I was an American citizen.
I hate living in Israel.
I wish I lived in a comfy condo in either San Diego, Phoenix, Chicago, Austin or Miami.

I live in Tempe and enjoy it. Housing is really cheap here, though the power bills can get pricey in the summer if you're blasting the ac.

How are the women man?.
I am staright and only like white women.
I don't like latinas/black/asian.

Fine, I guess. I'm married now so I don't really pay much attention anymore.

TRUE patricians live in Flagstaff

>I don't like latinas/black/asian.
gay

Hey shlomo, can you help me find a house? You seem like you are good at looking for great deals on real estate

>wanting to live anywhere in Arizona

But Arizona is very hot, isn't it?. I'm not sure about Arizona but the neighbour Mexican state of Sonora can reach temperatures as high as 50°C.

Yes, it gets that hot here as well.

Yeah sure, where do you want to live and what's your budget?.

Let it be 60 degrees man, you are 24/7 in the air conditoning , you don't feel anything.

What a small commieblock.

how much for commieblock apartment?

>330000$
Why is it so fucking expensive?

20,000-150,000$ Depends on exact apartment and commieblock

Have you looked at the photos?.
it has 2 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, a balcony, 2 underground parking.
And also it's im downtown, good location.

Then just move to Phoenix?

Because it's a large apartment in the downtown of a city with an economic output the size of Greece

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I wish it was that simple man.
I am not an American citizen.
I have only Israeli and EU citizenship.

And that poor Ruasian peasant doesn't know that $330,000 for a 2 bdroom condo in the downtown of one of the biggest cities in the US is dirt cheap.

Still too expensive
>4 floors, 5 bedrooma, 359 sq.m.
>bit less than 300k
>15 minutes by car to Moscow downtown

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just come over with a visa and overstay it
if you marry someone you can even get quick residency
2 ez

>those econoboxes
do those belong to the help?

>Yeah sure, where do you want to live and what's your budget?.

around 500k, like 530k at most
it needs to be within walking distance (

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I see.
I will take a look for you.

Yeah , most Israelis in their 20's or 30's rent because real estate here is like in California it's crazy.

What help?

It's illegal to overstay your visa.
I am a law abiding citizen.
I am not like those Mexicans who cross the border illegally.
I am a good, moral guy.
Besides if i'll do it the Feds will arrest me.

"the help" is the staff for the house, or maid/servant if the house has one staff

faggot

Russians don't usually have staff in their homes. It's freaky