Confess your international sins

I can't really find any African countries on the map or know their capitals (except Egypt and South Africa).

I'm an expert in African geography, I can locate all countries, from Seychelles to Guinea Bissau. I know all the capitals, important rivers and mountains. I'm learning about important towns and villages like Swakopmund.

W-why?

I tried to pay with debit card in 7eleven Tokyo, and it didn't work and the cashier lady had to apologize for the customers behind me. I paid with cash afterwards and regreted for wasting the Japanese salarymens time in the morning. I'm sorry Japan that I exist. I'm so sorry ;_;

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i killed my friend

do you eat the pancreas?

nvmd i, under the name of Amaterasu, may have mercy on you, for your cordial penitence.

During my stay in Turkey, I accidentally put a recycleable glass bottle into normal trash.

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I've taken several vacations to SEA as a sex tourist. Not even ashamed.

I'm an autist and Jow Forumsellectual to the core.

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are you a girl or a hOMo?

In the name of Ukko, may you and your country be forever protected from all disasters.

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did you have fun in Japan at the end of the day?

I think I traumatized a child.
>be me in popular camping site in Croatia
>was sleeping in the open wrapped in sheets because I didn't feel like bringing a tent (actually I forgot it home...)
>wake up in the middle of the night due to strange sounds
>realize someone is talking to me in a foreign germanic language
>animal instinct make me spring up from the ground instantly, revealing my height
>there's a little blond boy standing in front of me
>scared shitless by my sudden movement he starts running for his life and disappears in the dark
>he probably thought I was going to attack him

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I watched Akira and I didn't like it

>>realize someone is talking to me in a foreign germanic language
you did the correct thing

Yes, I will go again.

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I want to marry a latina and have many mixed babies with her

I ask every Aussie I meet IRL if they ride to work in a kangaroo

I sometimes badmouth countries I’ve visited even if I really enjoyed my stay there

I'm a 6 y/o girl stuck in 24 y/o guy body that has adult complex.

is that you in the back?
whats the point of being a white guy in an asian country if you arent blonde?

I’m more racist towards Latin Americans than blacks now thanks to my observations here. At least blacks know their place.

I insult countries on Jow Forums that I actually like only to fit in

LMAO ( ´•ᴗ•` )

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I'm blonde, but the lighting and the camera they use is bad.

finn jesus is so cooler omg

I suck my own dick

I did not understand the concept of "bicycle lanes" when I went to Amsterdam. I assumed they were just another part of the pavement, and for my entire 3 day trip, I walked in them constantly.

Please forgive me, angry passive-aggressive Dutch people.

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During my stay in the Netherlands, I removed all gay/antifa/racemixing posters and stickers from the neighbourhood I lived in

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Bump, I wanna hear more sins

Based for keeping us clean, I do it too all the time

Don't the lanes have bike symbols painted on them? I'm not sure though, havent been to Adam in years

You can read but not listen because no one is sending a vocaroo confession. :-DD

I climbed a mountain in romania. I left an empty tin can up there. Still bothers me to this day.

Implying that’s a sin.

>not being able to locate Benin

get out of my board

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I hate slavs like hitler hated jews

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Unforgivable

i hate kurds.
i manipulated many kurd girls, made them fall in love with me, then ghosted them.

I loudly announced to everyone in /deutsch/ that I would leave Jow Forums forever and finally take my life into my own hands. I also attached a pornographic picture to the post so that I would get banned

a friend of mine (male) raped another one of my friends (male) while the victim was passed out, i accidentally witnessed it but i didn't report to police because i don't want to lost friends. the victim one doesn't even know yet that he was raped.

The container was shaped in a way that resembled the glass recycling containers I'm used to. I'm so sorry.

Went to Japan 5 years ago, stayed for for 3 months. Had sex with this girl whom I thought was in her 20s but was 16. Had sex nearly everyday. Told her I will be moving to Japan after telling me she was pregnant.

Never returned. At least my hybrid child will dwarf all the others.

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What the literal fuck lmfao

for real?

My wife is Japanese and I can honestly say I don't love her. I'm in a very weird place mentally atm. I feel like any day I might break down but for now I'm holding it all together with a mixture of apathy and denial.

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Nice larp.

No you idiot he's baiting. Think of the probability,

1. A guy posting on Jow Forums impregnated a 16 year old Japanese girl
2. A guy posting on Jow Forums is lying

Baka

Yes user, for real.

kawaiii

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I bought drugs in every country I've visited. Even in Japan lmao

A mutt to surpass la abominación...

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I like guys.