You wake up in Chicago

You wake up in Chicago...

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So I can still speak Polish and everyone will understand? No problem.

>get shot

>too noisy
>get headache
>10000$ bill for headache pill
>reach for wallet
>get shot by hospital's military forces

>freeze to death on your porch during a polar vortex
Heh not even mad

>call taxi
>”to O’hare airport please”
>once at the airport look for flights to Amsterdam
>fly home again

And kill all white Americans on my way

Parkey kicks and IT'S OFF THE UPRIGHTS!!!

Ah yes, Rahm Emanuel's Chicago where 450 homicides a year happen.

lyl

probably the only place where I can freeze to death and get mugged by negros

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Explore american food like I've always wanted.

Find my peeps, there's like 120,000 Bulgarians there

I don't understand these threads.
>what if you woke up there...
Well I'll just take a plane home, what do you want me to do?

Can start a new life and no one knows who im

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not again...

The homicide rate was in the thousands in the 80s and 90s before they locked up the big gang leaders like Larry Hoover.

I purposely moved to chicago. My desire was to live there and im very happy and love this place. I eas born and raised west of chicago in a city called rockford, and rockford is a depressing hellhole and more dangerous than chicago. So i do wake up here, get out of bed, use bathroom then hit tha streetz, enjoying the fuck out of life in this great city

Well, not a great city in football anyway. Nineteen eighty five recedes further and further into the distance every year.

Yes I do user
It went from -50 f on Wednesday to 50 f yesterday

Are there legit no-go zones there?

My
There's unironically a Mongolian community in Chicago
The south side. As long as you're in a whitey hipster neighborhood or downtown you're safe from negros pretty much
Try Ukrainian village

I know but just know that most of them are somehow related to a notorious money laundering scheme from the 90s and were forced to flee the country
>inb4 nationalist "TRAITORRRR" screech

This was Obama's pad in a bedroom community of Chicago before he traded up for an even plushier $1.8 million home in DC. Note that he didn't choose to make his home in the South Side projects. Also his daughters go to some exclusive private school where there are no metal detectors and cops patrolling the hallways.

What's the matter, Barry? Wouldn't you rather live among the brethren instead of a gated community full of Rich White People (TM)?

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I go about my day as normal

Based & windypilled
:(

Chicago would have been great if it was 95% White desu

Where's Chicago?

I go to work

South end of Lake Michigan

Piss my pants

Kill yourself faggot

And then?

El goblina de los side sur

>call taxi
lmao just use uber or lyft scrub

what do you do for work

my bad, Juan, but that I said is true.

I wouldn't mind current demographics if blackoids and spics behaved like normal human beans and I could have been walking in Englewood safely late at nighte

Are you the same Mongolian whose gf cheated on him?

Last time i checked not too long ago most of our Polish communities got replaced

Anyone from Park Ridge or North Town Village here?

Was born in and used to live in Lake County. Not a bad place but I don't like sprawling cities much. I prefer smaller cities.

Just moved out to the suburbs. Your fault for letting the church replace you with Mexicans

I'm from around that area

Nine Eleven: The Chicago DLC

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>taking credit for something you didn't do but would have wanted to
based

BEEP BEEP BEEP

You’re not white, Cletus o’Janauskowicz.
You’re not white, Fazeed al-Assad.

get shot probably

Why do Americans allow this shit to happen with their cities? Is there no way to integrate blacks?

poor management lack of economic opportunities and literally no public education system so everyone's retarded

Houses with less than 3 architectural styles are unamerican

I'm chicago specifically black folks were pretty much forced into slums and not allowed to move into white neighborhoods
Look up chicago redlining

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Hit it Frank!