Country sucks

>country sucks
>food sucks
>music (original pilipino music) sucks
>language sucks
>people suck and are manlets
>climate sucks
>president sucks
>politics suck
>flag sucks
I hate it here

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>being good at sucking is a bad thing
umm sweetie

>I suffer in a tropical island paradise surrounded by cute Filipinas

you can buy 10yo grils for peanuts though

Where did we go wrong as a people

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How expensive would it be to buy a tiny Philippine island for myself?

>one of the most developed economies in asia in the 70s and 60s
>currently a shithole
We failed ourselves

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You can't buy an island here
You can live in one of those remote island towns

nice digits. Where's a comfy remote island with a good grocery store and infrastructure?

None that I know of, no.
Rather just live in tourist island towns.

>Philippines
>infrastructure

We have fancy 1st world places too!

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>be a little more optimistic
>you stop hating it there
I found a solution for you! :D

Why so many Filipinos here in Milan?

you have ladyboys though
that’s pretty hot

Because we put a Jollibee there, duh.

Dumb Arab

Is this due to the US no longer investing or caring about your country?

>post 1940s
>the philippines and japan went from rags to riches, thanks to hardwork, economic resilience and coupled with US aid (like the Marshall Plan, etc)
>flipland riding the wave, forefront in manufacturing, retail and infrastructure in Asia next only to Japan
>Flipland was predicted to become first world by the mid 80s, like Japan
>then communists start sweeping Asia, Cold War starts
>US afraid of communists taking over the country so they support a dictator in the Philippines, named Marcos.
>Marcos ruled from the mid 60s until 1984
>The economy was doing good, up until the early 70s, then started going to shit
>Marcos was a crook who stole everything, installed cronies to run the country's economy
>inflation soared, the poor doubled, country fell into depression and serious debt (fueled by US support and expensive Japan and US loans)
>culminates into a revolution called EDSA, ending Marcos' over 2 decades of rule

>country ends up having NO money to fund ANYTHING for 30 years after revolution, to pay off the huge debt Marcos left
Basically imagine Venezuela 's situation now. That was us in the 80s. Almost a carbon copy.
From the dictatorship installed by the US,
to the economic hardship
to the revolution
and most likely the 30 years of trying to recover from it

There are no ladyboys here. That's a meme. You're referring to thailand

Come here Filipino. We have Jollibee and a hundreds of thousands of other Filipinos. The pope is in Abu Dhabi as I'm typing this. He is here because of you Filipinos. Come home son of philippines.

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Are UAE and Flips friends?

best frens :D

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the trick is to stop caring

Best fren

How do I stop caring about things I hate?

This

make fun of the political situation and call philippines a simulation
it works for the turkish shitposter gang. you will need to find a lot of like-minded filipinos though
listen to good melancholic music on the background whilst you do so youtube.com/watch?v=-ug8VJPMYuY

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Isn't Brazil Tropical? Parts of it I mean

how on earth could you be ashamed of your country when you created The Nutshack?

>imagine being this much of a normie
Like dude
Just don't care

Cebu should be colonized by Japan.

>music sucks
Now you're just lying OP
Filipino music is a gem in the rough, just listen to this Original Pilipino Music playlist
I want others to enjoy it so yes I am shilling
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Why JAV women love Cebu?

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I'm just shitposting. Flip girls are massive qts though.

I like Beast Jesus.

How the hell did The Nutshack become such a western hit? I could never understand that

>don't care about how shit everything is man
The Chinks trying to sabotage this country again

>101125026
Who are some filipino qts you like then
where do you even see filipino qts in Brazil??

it's the animated equivalent of pulling teeth. but it's enjoyable in a "what the fuck is this" sort of way, as well.
my friend sent me a bootleg DVD of it and told me "duude it's like south park bro but it's philipino so it's better than south park bro"

as for the originator of it's "meme" status, you can thank pan pizza.

Idk about anything else but the language does sound fucking goofy

It does sound fucking goofy.
There are many languages, but theofficial filipino language sounds weird
like
"bababa ba pababa ng pababa ang bababaan ba?"

Does that look weird to you

Only a few flips know what The Nutshack is. It has a cult following in the West, but not here.

Yes, it sounds goofy but looks even goofier, I just can’t take it seriously

I know
try hearing it on rap
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>Flag sucks
I actually think its quite nice, were there any other designs in the running back during the Revolution?

Yeah

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>KKK

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It's "Diamond in the Rough"
And yes, I believe it and totally agree with you, that was just me shitposting.
Eventually people are gonna discover Filipino music.
I know a couple of Indonesians and Thai and Malaysian people who actually like it.

I've only seen pics on the internet however we have both East Asians and brown girls in Brazil, and flips are basically a fusion of the 2.

Flag is pretty good tho

Y-you too

>spend every waking of your life worrying over shit
You're just gonna go insane bro
Even if you do care would it really change everything in that moment?
Just find a job and earn money you retard
And besides the country is changing for the better
Rome wasn't built in a day and Philippines didn't magically become a first world country overnight after WW2 so just let your worries slide

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DUTERTE!!! DU TER TE!!!

Funny how our government installed dictatorships into third world countries to prevent communism and now said countries are now dabbling into socialism.

Yep.
Fun fact, the 1986 election that started the fall of Marcos was purely fought not for the votes, but for America (particularly Reagan's) approval. Marcos appeared on CBS many times, Aquino was primarily on NBC.

Yeah same here

>Eternal summer
>Country sucks
Wrong

More like ETERNAL RAIN PLUS TYPHOONS faggot we get like 2 months summer, 8 months rain and 2 months dry but cold winter season plus 20 typhoons a year

Have you ever tried 2 MONTHS of literal NONSTOP rain??

Just hate and love it. At least it isn't a literal starving shithole.