/dixie/ Southern US & Friends

Howdy folks! Any other Texans around here?

And it melts very well scraped on pasta

who ready for basedball season here

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If you mean the Aubrac plateau with the Aligot stuff I brag about then no, but there are plateau in Jura
The coldest French winters are usually there

I've never been to Jura though just crossed an highway through it on my way to Switzerland
It looks bloody comfy

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I don't think we have enough cheese to make that work. man, there are so many times when I'm making a cheese sause and I just can't get it as creamy as I want and I'M SURE I made the Béchamel right.. its the cheeses.. I has to be.
that makes me want to get outdoors like a mother fuger. great outdoors when!
>Switzerland
what you do there? they have some handsome mountains. My only hope of moving there is if I get way rich.

i got STDs from fucking a black hooker when i was in Louisiana.

cc sv ptdrr

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I bet that was the finest booty of your life, though, boi

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post you fucking neets

i am the best poster in this thread

shitting dick nipples

No

>suttree

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mmmmhm

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[X] doubt

mmmmmmmmmmHMM

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I didn't realize I named this Tim Hortens I'm sorry

No, leave it that way. It's funny.

i will never forgive you

have some oc
Bothers, the sipping intensifies!

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Das right, it's my squirrel. All you guys have to ask permission before you do anything with it.

>sipping
>not directly inject in the stomach

how do you even breathe with a nasogastric tube

nigger

it would be extremely painful

you're a sick guy

Well I'm not talking about a sauce just some shredded bits like you'd do with regular pre-shredded emmental or something

I only went to Switzerland once for a day, I was staying in Lyon and Geneva is pretty close so I visited

for flu

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fact blast: the US ambassador to Switzerland is actually paid less than some of his household staff, because his salary is in dollars and theirs' is in Francs

>Black Footed Ferret
Cutest of Dakota's critters if I do say so myself

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I fixed Var because I thought it was more correct this way
Oh thats right, you just shred it on don't you.
damn.
oh yeah. just wanna give em snacks. And I hear they are pretty resourceful

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you now remember this meme

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They are but they're endangered so you'll probably not be allowed to go near them

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Indeed

why are the poles so aesthetic
also those burger hats are fugly
wear berets like real men

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were they hunted to the brink?
I don't know this meme

Most of our uniforms have been shit-tier for a while now. The last time US soldiers looked cool was Desert Storm.

Also love how we're so used to invading desert countries that we don't even have uniforms for different environments prepared anymore.

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racoons are awesome
in french we call them washer young rats

>tfw you accidentally post pseudo-gore on 4channel.org

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Meanwhile, at /dixie/ headquarters..

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Overpopulation of coyotes which are their predator and a competitor for food, namely prairie dogs
The ferrets are better at killing prairie doggos and are better for the ecosystem but without wolves keeping the population of coyotes down and with farmers more often than not simply culling prairie dogs alltogether the ferrets have been having a rough time

It's sad too, they're the only ferrets native to North America

whos the yellow whore in the back

lel really? thats funny. Yeah I like raccoons they are small and brazen animals. They are cute but they can be quite dangerous where food is involved.

t. G*rm

A war conquest

thats pretty sad. someone should fix that. bring back wolves!

You'd be hard pressed to find support for that anywhere

I want to buy liquor but the last time I went the guy said he recognized me and didn't need to see an ID and made me feel like an alcoholic

They reintroduced them to yellow stone and it was a huge success.

To a park, yes, not the entire country

They did that near Calgary a while ago. A bunch of people got their dogs and calves mauled to death and pretty much all wild herbivores vanished from the area.
Wolves need to be dealt with carefully.

what are you talking about

I want to buy liquor but the last time I went the guy was Varg and he told me to worship the old gods and collect French welfare checks instead of drinking Jewish chemicals

hmmmmmmmmmm

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varg is a stupid neet
no different than msot of this website

Germans have some naive idea that raccoons are like cats and brought them over in droves only to find out they're nigger animals

oh i thought you talked about the etymology
which btw is only 25% germanic
checkmate adayeesd

The French are Germanic

god i hate the ohioan

Germans are scat fetishist retards

UUSIMAA COME BACK

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I miss him too lad. think something interesting is happening in his life now?

He's probably eating mountains of curry while lifting weights and taking pictures of trees out his window.

I hate Dutchmen too
they're smug and never post anything interesting

>tfw I'll never be a cowboy

What's the best southern state to start a tech company?

Georgia or Texas

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mine
please support our economy

best is a board term. Best as far as: competitive labor supply, owners' rights, taxation, Fin tech, embedded systems tech, hardware, SaaS, Paas-- exactly what is best?

the only arkansan products are blood diamonds

>tfw Hillary sends you to the diamond mines for being caught in possession of alcohol

>not starting a tech company based around blood diamonds

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How can tobacco be utilised in the tech sector?
Asking for a friend

Average dumb Hillbillies. They all are not stupid....just two thirds.RETHUGLICAN.

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make a vape pen that responds to you like amazon echo

>tfw no gf

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all that holds you back is the `tism

just become gay

just turn it around big fella

joke's on you, I vote for the Constitution Party

t-thanks

You come from a long line of people who did it. you can too.

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