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Bet you couldn’t beat anyone up.

why are the fucking yanks posting all of a sudden

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>Bet you couldn’t beat anyone up.

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im double cupped shawty my cup so dirty
never seen a nigga drink so muddy

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I feel like an immensely successful person stuck in an average guys life
I earn 29k per year (1st year grad job) and feel like I should be on 60k+
one of my friends just got promoted to assistant vice president at a top investment bank and we graduated at the same time

hate myself

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dumb thot shitting in the sink.

negroid suckage in progress, aka suckin a nig

In a couple years you'll earn more

on the verge of a nervous breakdown lads
have an emergency appointment with my counselor
she might hospitalize me

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you're just a virgin freak

What the fuck is wrong with fags

youtube.com/watch?v=fOiKXAqa_MI

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more than 60k? lmao I don't think so, maybe 40k at most

She should have used mu mouth instead

Get donating everyone

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this but lazy, so I don't earn anything

Need a fucking autist gf ASAP

>shitting
*strum strum*
virgin freak
*strum strum*
qu'est-ce que c'est

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I had sex yesterday
that's besides the point though, it's not about virginity it's about general inadequacy and dissatisfaction

Wish I was gay, then you just make friends easily

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I'm a boring cunt.

didn't say you were a virgin
I said you were a virgin freak
it's a mindset

ahahahaha

definitely
poor bastard might need legal aid

What's going on big guy

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there are several hundred VPs at banks, let alone assistant VPs, it's not a senior rank in that field.

If you base your value on a job title I doubt you'll ever really be happy.

I want Emma Watson to sit on my face and rip a horrendous smelling fart.

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It's ok lad just breath in deeply but slowly, wait for 5 seconds then exhale slowly.

well, shut up then

so? he's easily pulling in double my salary

OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's your job?

engineer

Blow

what could this ever have to do with British culture?

the goddamn niggers are the scum of the earth

*telepathically heems skitzo*

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Hes a fat retarded yank subhuman

making an arrangement

shut up you boring sod, we already know about the niggers

Why are Brits such party animals?

So invent something you dumb nigger

maybe if we stop talking about nigger they'll disappear

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FAT
RETARDED
YANK
SUBHUMAN

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apart from drinking there is nothing else to do here

>Engineer

lmao, surely you realised anyone graduating from your uni into finance, tech or consulting would out-earn you? How is this surprising to you?

I've seen my salary rise significantly in the past; it doesn't make you any happier beyond the initial month or so. See 'hedonic treadmill' theory.

So this actually happened to me yesterday. Got an early morning message from a girl I was seeing over xmas, saying the police had been informed and that I'd ruined her life. The girl I was seeing received a message from a lass showing her these images that were being spread around and she automatically accused me. After further investigation (6 hours of my Sunday) it was discovered that the lad in question wasn't me at all. No apology, blocked on all social media, last thing she said to me was 'LEAVE ME ALONE'...

Conclusion - Women are cunts.

The oneitis is trying a second chance with me lads

lemon key

I already did, I invented a nuclear powered fuck machine but lost money because the only customer was your mum

meant to quote>

wasn't worth posting the first time

might voicemail the ex and tell her i want to fill her with my hot cum lads

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moneh for grinfalls

nnrrruhhhhhh

Ofcourse a banker is going to outearn you, spastic. If you always compare yourself to other people you'll never be happy

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I'm a manlet

it's black pipo history monf

aye whytie

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I thought London was unironically vibrant.

hmm this 'studio' (read: one room, kitchen and bathroom) is actually pretty nice. The studio room is pretty huge; nice area and fairly nice refurbishment

Could I cope with living in a glorified bedsit, and paying 200k for the privilege?

this is why your friend is better than you

youtube.com/watch?v=2nRcki0e8Q0

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might call the ex gf and explain how I want to absolutly heem catyank

So she was posting her nudes to multiple people?

What a dirty whore

take your seroquel you freak

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Black people are kinda pathetic

you ok lad

can't eat any more fucking chicken and rice goddamit
i'd rather be fat

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two bananas and an apple for lunch

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>BREAK THE INTERNET
When did this become a phrase. Fuck me.

lmfao how are people even fat i eat as much shit as i want and no exercise and im a healthy weight

*HUFF HUFF*

youtube.com/watch?v=-Rqa7xCoods

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if you think you can only lose fat on chicken and rice then you're never gonna make it anyway

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Has America ruined Western society?

imagine thinking catyank is just one person

Want to make friends but I'm too anxious
I'm such a pussy. My ex told me to go to the doctors for help, imagine how pathetic I'd look saying how i'm anxious and sad all the time. Really can't say I'm a man

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I challenge you to a sword fight if you know what I mean

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this post won the internet!

>£200k for a studio

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what do

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>UK (Northern Ireland only) LucidTalk poll:
>Remain in the EU: 60% (-4)
>Leave without deal: 40% (+4)

Emma Watson has the body of a pre pubescent boy

Hahahahahahaha

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retard

are we all cat yankazoid?

going to kill myself over this revelation