/cum/ - Canada Usa Mexico

guys
how do i get a gf who is trustworthy

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>1 PM
>early

guys
i want a bf

I recently visited flyover country...what a large landmass of uneducated, uncultured, and fat people. If that's "real America" then I want no part with the rest of my fellow countrymen.

>Think my co-worker is into me
>She's always playing with her hair and exposing her neck when we talk
>See her do the exact same with other male co-workers
>Turns out she has a boyfriend and just wants male attention at work

i love cum lads

>what would you do in this situation?
I fap with Shampoo pics. Lol

i need a gf who is trustworthy and a big breast size

she's so fucking cute and looks so young but I think she's actually in her 30s wtf.
youtube.com/watch?v=oYho0Iq7b5k

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What's a better general: this one or the Dixie one?

The dixie one doesn't have this autist

That one doesn't bother me, he keeps to himself.

I fucking hate Ale and Ashley because they always bring their politics into the thread and turn every thread into an arguing shitfest.

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ya saben que estoy AQUI broder
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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I don't think that swimsuit fits her correctly.

if only that was a cute dick instead

just woke up, frens

mamma mia...

also this
i saw one jap tgirl vid once and it was the best tgirl porn i've ever seen
where do i get more

dixie is boring and everyone knows it. the autists give this place some color.

for fucks sake finally the site works for me. hello again friends.

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/dixie/ more like /deadie/

youtube.com/watch?v=jNrtbl6ddZM
thinking about asking the roomie to go out to eat dinner tonight. I don't want to eat the old pasta.

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Fuck her

Turn 360 degrees and suck my own dick

>rush limbaugh talking about marginal tax rates and trickle down economics

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this Wtf is wrong with you. She's giving you all the signs.

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hehehe

hey user. knock knock

i fucking love this coloring.

who's there?

Who’s there?

when will the next mass shooting happen?

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i eat mop

i eat mop who?

soon

I eat mop who

Is this true?

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Ligma balls

YOU EAT YOUR POOP???

HAHAHAHA

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youtube.com/watch?v=YMrFs1r1Apw

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Yes
Wtf HAHAHHAHA

Alright, you actually got me. Good Job.

i feel like i should've seen this one coming

*starts dabbing aggressively*

Who else here /lonely/

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im doubting myself again

>typical "blonde haired blue eyes" rant
What does that mean?

I am /lonely/ too but I must admit that guy sounds like a stupid autist.

Idk but a short blonde haired qt3.14 sounds nice

Doubt yourself with a 12g slug to the cranium

>short
no

I like blonde hair and blue eyes too but I wouldn't "rant" about it and then expect someone to like me for who I am while ranting about such things.

>typical "blonde haired blue eyes" rant
>"And she would love me for who I am, I would give anything I said previously up for love but I guess that's asking too much nowadays"
Speaking from experience, compromising racial hygiene for the sake of love is not worth it. More profound problems bubble up eventually, so it ultimately ends in heartbreak anyway. Casting aside my anecdotal experience, statistically speaking interracial marriage is the second highest predictor for divorce after one of the partners having an anxiety disorder. (Unrelated, but the #3 predictor for divorce is cohabitation before marriage, which is worth considering)

She turns me on so much

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Just rolled on a nigger name generator
I got Nelmareo Jones

>it’s another muh statistics autism episode

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>no
Bet you like getting stepped on huh

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>>it’s another muh statistics autism episode
imagine being a german obsessed with island bug people LOL

kek

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>What's the max arrow count until it stops being greentext?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>What's the max arrow count until it stops being greentext?
Good question

>forgot to hit the start button on my coffee machine

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Father is watching football on the telly...
Those fan cams are always hilarious, really can’t understand how you can become this obsessed over watching a team play sports. When they get all angry and start screaming like apes at the camera.

>coffee machine
abhorrent taste

how is that funny? he literally just said "kys"

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Yo soy therefore I am

UNO DOS TRES CUATRO

I thought people only watched soccer in Germany

cope

What's the deal with black people?
They're not black, and they're not people!

youtube.com/watch?v=G_klKIMigKA

What is soccer?
We only watch football here

>Yo soy

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The good coping skills include:

Meditation and relaxation techniques
Having time to yourself
Physical activity or exercise
Reading
Spending time with friends
Finding humor
Spending time on your hobbies
Spirituality
Quality time with your pets
Getting a good night’s sleep
Eating healthy

Negative coping skills include:

Drugs
Excessive alcohol
Self-mutilation
Ignoring or bottling up feelings
Taking sedatives
Taking stimulants
Working too much
Avoiding your problems
Denial

Anyone want to be suicide buddys? I'm too pussy to go alone. No gay shit.

Yikes

Cope more

What are the stereotypes associated with each of the different regions of Canada?

>What is soccer?
A boring game that's not very popular in Canada.

>Spending time with friends

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>Negative coping skills
>working to much
I....its not true is it?

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You are always alone in death

subhumans that live next to me are playing loud bassy music again

you forgot masturbating in the top one

aww youre still mad at me?

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Deep bro

BASED

But it's always nice to die in the presence of someone, even if you aren't aware of it in the last seconds.

Can’t fathom how much of a loser one has to be to consider the ‘cide

>mfw stepped outside for a minute

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