You are reborn in Tameriel

imperial in imperial city

That makes no sense, particularly Altmeri, who are supposed to be a great threat to others in Tamriel

Oh and
>Albanians, Turks and Gypsies
Khajit
>Finns
Argonians

A Breton of course, living on the coasts of High Rock

altmer is jews
redguard is dravidian indian or nigerian
american niggers would be rieklings or some abomination summoned from oblivion

Makes perfect sense
>France
Imperials - Most civilized people in Europe, great empire
>Germanics
Nords - Self explanatory
>Italy, Spain, Portugal, Greece
Redguards - shitskins
>British isles
Bretons - self explanatory
>Western Slavs
Altmer - Civilized, based sarmatians. Around Poles never relax
>Lithuania
Dunmer - Corrupted altmer
>Latvia and Estonia
Bosmer - Cannibalistic wood niggers, related to altmer but less intelligent
>East and South slavs
Orsimer - tribalistic brutes

based tamrielposter
and we would be the akaviri

Also
Man
>Civilization builders, based as fuck
Mer
>Subhumans thinking about themselves as herrenrase

What would a Colombian know about this?

>Colombian
I'm African you cracker

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A Breton living in Imperial City, earning a living as a freelance healer/support mage for adventuring parties, saving money so I can retire from the mage guild and live in a comfy cottage on the Gold Coast.

Wrong
>A mixture of ancient romans and manchu/han chinese in the ming dynasty
Imperials
>Celts and Gauls they distrust magic and paint their faces
Nords
>North African mixed with mysticism from Kalahari
Redguards
>Franks from the 9-11th century
Bretons - self explanatory
>Japanese and germans
Altmer
>India, jews before the destruction of the first temple and the aztec who left aztlan after a religious schism
Dunmer
>maori and picts
Bosmer
>mongols and germans
Orsimer

N'wah s'wit fetcher

Don't judge by superficial similarities like the real world language or culture that inspired a province. Judge by historical role and geopolitical status.

Skyrim
>beautiful nature, poor, more isolated, politically divided, interesting past
Eastern Europe. You can even go further
>Solitude, more developed and influenced by the West/Cyrodiil
Slovenia, Czechia, Croatia, Baltics
>Reach, mountainous, ethnic conflict
Balkans and former Yugoslavia where you had ethnic conflict
>Whiterun, flat, somewhat developed
Poland
Others are debatable

High Rock
>mountainous, peninsula, sophisticated culture, not very powerful
Italians, Spanish and Portuguese

Cyrodiil
>political and economic heartland of Europe
France+Germany+Benelux
The French are the Colovians, the Imperials oriented towards political and military power.
The Germans are the Nibenese, the Imperials oriented towards trade and economic power
The Imperial city is Bruxelles
The Niben is the Rhine, the main river axis of Cyrodiil/Western Europe

fetchers ain't shit but n'wahs and s'wits

This too

Skyrim

Hailing Odin in everyway I can

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The only correct answer is: in Elsweyr shagging cat grills

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i would be a breton-nord mutt

i'd be a breton living in cyrodil

Nord in Skyrim

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Most races in the Elder Scrolls take their influences from several cultures mashed together, often very different cultures.

Bosmer - vaguely Amerindian (particularly South American) wood elves.

Nords - Mix of pre-Christian Germanics, Slavs and Scots, with some shades of Tibet and Egypt

Dunmer - Strongly Abrahamic - vaguely Hebrew (Morrowind was basically a vague New Testament analogy with Morrowind (the province) as an analogy of Roman-occupied Judea)) though they've got more than a bit of Arab influence, and the Tribunal Temple is clearly intended to be reminiscent of the Catholic Church.

Bretons - Franks, or Franco-Brits. High Rock as shown in Daggerfall is basically Game of Thrones land. Reachmen are a stand-in for Celts, with many having Irish, Welsh and Cornish names

Cyrodiilians - Eclectic mix of equal parts Imperial China and Imperial Rome, with shades of Renaissance French and Italian. Also vaguely Edwardian English.

Altmer - Vaguely reminiscent of Ancient Greece, Athenian influence in their dedication to learning and art, Spartan influence in their dedication to eugenics- also a weird mix of real-world philosophies and theories. Their worldview blends social darwinism, gnosticism, Rosicrucianism and masonry, buddhism, Kabbalah and the Talmud, Aryanism, Manifest Destiny, Pythagoreanism and Occultism.

Redguards - Vague mix of Barbary slavers, Moors, Japanese samurai, and West African (variously Mali, Hausa city-states, and Tuaregs depending on region). Also some Swahili shades.

Orcs - Vaguely reminiscent of Slavs who lived in autonomous tribal communities. Also maybe reminiscent of Shia Islam, and Papua New Guinea for their many-wives, self-punishing, warrior culture

Khajiit - Somewhat South Asian, Indian and Thai influences, but there's Latin American cocaine culture as well, just made almost religious. Khajiit outside of Elsweyr are basically gypsies

Argonians - South Pacific islanders, Mayans/Incas, Central Africans like the Congolese

Muh heritage is Norman/Anglo so Breton, which is based. What region would Seattle/the PNW be? Lots of evergreens and mountains so...maybe like the most temperate part of Skyrim?

Bump

Bosmer are Balts aka pagan woodniggers

>Morrowind
>The indigenous people of Morrowind (Dunmer) will not have much sympathy for you, because you yourself are not Dunmer, and even if you're Dunmer, because playable Dunmer is not from Morrowind
>Most of Morrowind has harsh climate and dngerous fauna where can only exist nomadic and fully supported miner's settlements
>The dictatorship in Morrowind established by the bearded scholar who wrote a bunch of books, a bald demagogue and a stern, universally praised dictator..
> All the income of Morrowind, is derived from the export of unprocessed natural resources and flows to the pockets of local capitalist pigs .
>The inhabitants of Morrowind have a very bad reputation abroad: male Dunmer are considered evil and dangerous freaks , and women are considered prostitutes
>Morrowind's population is spiritual and blames sinful rotting West is for all misfortunes.
>Local entrepreneurs, instead of paying wages to skilled workers, prefer to import southeners of inferior races
>Dunmer's ancesors bravely and bloody fought with Nordics and won.
>Those who disagree with God's chosen regime are quickly sent to the Ministry of Love for a meeting with the inquisitor.
>The center of the country is Red Mountain , surrounded by the Ghost Limit .
>In the south-east of the country is the Molag Amur region .
>Carpet on the wall is an indispensable attribute of interior of respectable islanders .
>The richest man in Morrowind is a crab .
>Mine "Crow Scale" was founded only in order to steal the money of the state corporation (Imperial trading company), to bankrupt everything, pick up the remaining loot and unscrew it, despite the fact that with the proper approach , the company can become really profitable

It sounds like Russia

Redguard with a nord wife

KEK nords literally the world and everyone elses asses more than any of the other races of man TES. Even in ESO, they dominate the ranks of humans. Also, Nords literally used to be giants, so based. All the other man races are just Amerimutt.

*ranks of heroes

Fuggin chrome extensions.

Terrible

Cringed irl

Falmer

It's hilarious how close to reality elder scrolls lore is. Bongs and Imperials being both mutt spawns of Nords heh.

that's clever

Based.

>Tribunal Temple is clearly intended to be reminiscent of the Catholic Church.
Temple is Orthodox Church, with the icons and lead by a "Patriarch". It's the Imperial Cult who is more Catholic in character and aesthetics.

The Dunmer are the Jews of Tamriel if you read the in-game lore. So yeah basically like Russia.