Albanian heroes edition
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Albanian heroes edition
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Me with the jew nose
I unironically believe ikibey when he says life in germany is shit. although, he might be biased and live in bumfuckistan in west germany where turkish gasterbeiters go.
There are hooligans in Albania?
I went to Gymnasium (white people school) so I've met all kinds of germs. Germans are degenerate and boring NPCs.
Keep in mind that you must start from zero since you're an immigrant. You will never life a comfy life unless you shit out 10 kids like the sand people or earn a lot of money.
Greeks live, Germans are just alive, like actual germs.
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got ya bastid
luv the turks
'ate the europeans
'ate the montenegrins
'ate the serbs
'ate the maqedonians
'ate the Greeks
'ate the italians
simple as
I still remember how I trained myself to write all nationalities with a small letter and my mistakes when I wrote Bulgarian with a big B.
>no Bulgarians in sight yet again
Mpye
Feels good coming home after a productive day. Tired, but in a good way, so it feels extra nice to sit down and throw your feet up. Meanwhile the churklet wasted another entire day spamming Jow Forums as i predicted earlier Sad. Such cases!
So you were a nerd and did good in skul. Why did your life go to shit?
I just shed a tear over the fall of Constantinople.
I could have been born in the land of my ancestors. I could have been born in the greatest city of all times, I could have been born as an immigrant in southern Italy and enjoy a break from my work and talk with civilized white people
but no
i had to lose my childhood and best years in this
i actually want to vomit before i write down the name of this country
sad
no not nerd
hauptschule (lowest type of school) is for low people
imagine it as the albania of schools
Sonderschule (Kosova)
Hauptschule (Albania)
Realschule (Bulgaria)
Gymnasium (Greece)
>Why did your life go to shit?
its not shit
i can still find a very safe work and earn more than your president, get a german girl that is prettier than most girls in your country
I just don't want to live in Germany anymore. Only waiting for Greece to recover. Do you remember when I said I cried because of Greek greatness? I didn't lie. I always liked Italy but when I started to actually read about Greece I realized how superior they are. Now I have to cry again because I don't live there.
tuka sqm, 4ist balgarin
Even better, we could have been born Finnish and roam the steppes with our gook brothers
>I just don't want to live in Germany anymore. Only waiting for Greece to recover
you're gonna wait forever. greece is only good to retire in when you're loaded. you don't make money in greece as a migrant.
Yes Greeks have an advantage because they have families who protect them. I really don't care about money though as long I can live there. I would do nigger jobs too, but why would anyone hire me at this moment when there are thousands of Greeks who are superior to me?
And the German cockroaches have a monopoly in all industry so no country can create safe jobs.
Is this some random fantasy you tell yourself? cause you've been shitposting about greece for years. you have citizenship that allows u to live there. why are you making excuses like greek economy?
Because nobody leaves Germany for fucking greece lmao
No I actually looked for jobs and my Greek brothers here helped me to find one. But there are none for me.
Many tourism jobs which are great for people who live together with their families, but not me.
Meanwhile Germanistan continues to grow and they need more and more sociopathic drones who contribute to their economy.
The world needs a force that will nuke northern Europe and deport all industry to southern Europe. Shoot all Arabs and replace them with latinos.
Greeks and Turks were among the few people who left Germany before the crisis in thousands. Nobody wants to live in Germany. I would have insulted you with a Turkish flag if it wasn't for the latest chimp outs in the last years. Turks are really fuck ups who cant lead a country like white people.
youtube.com
Still can.
Prepare, wh*toids!
just imagined a run-down albanian space ship waiting to rob a transport ship of a white country
Albanians couldn't even get off Earth unless they steal a spaceship first and will probably crash since they can't control the ship.
why are you people so obsessed with albanians? Every third post is about us. We never start to talk about your countries first, it's always you
>bandit kingdom
lmao
Pic rel
>We never start to talk about your countries first
I never cared about you until that American Albanian brought the whole insect swarm to this place. Now my bait threads are always full of Albanian drones who insult me with meme flags or proxies.
do you have that average balkan face pic bro? some fyromian was telling me earlier how they're more white and shieeet
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never reply to my posts again inbred churklet
Here you go. We will never let fyromians live this one up LMAO. One delusion shattered after another.
Guy in your picture looks more FYROMian than Albanian, see these composites for proofs.
albanians are not white
The churklet is still mad from yesterday when i made his ass red. Reminds me of the time we would make fyrombey so angry he would go to bed and then wake up in the morning and first things first start rageposting on /balk/ HAHAHA. Imagine how badly we struck a nerve for someone to literally wake up angry over the internet
too bad the iphone stealer didn't off himself last week when he was feeling depressed about having no friends at all and having received no phone calls during the last seven years. I laughed so much when he said he couldn't afford a snack at the supermarket kek
i think i should buy an albanian virgin
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you can't afford a supermarket snack LMAOOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHA I missed that last part lmfao
Imagine being so poor you can't afford a fucking snack HAHAHSDHJIAFHOIDAFJDSJIPFD
he also steals iphones now
Imagine being this failed at life
what so funny?
its just sad that you cant get to a store and pay another time like in some slav store where the owner knows you
it was jut a shitty day
where i didnt have enough money
just because albanians get iphones by stealing doesnt mean that i cant afford them
how can you afford several iphones when you cant buy a fucking doritos you sublaz?
Can you find the post about not affording a snack bar lmfao i have to read this for myself what a fucking subinsect
theres literally nothing funny about this you 79 iq albanimals
i just didnt have enough money with me
just made the day worse
good fruits are expensive in germany if you dont buy spanish or dutch garbage
i would feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a subhuman
you remind me again why life is shit
i feel sorry for you
i hope you die in sleep (you cant wish something more beautiful to a person)
HAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHA
>the whitest
>the purest
Good evening, subhumans
napoleon
nothing matters in the end
its like sleeping
all his problems are gone
he doesnt worry about the next day anymore
this is what he got for all his hard work
he led hundred millions of humans
in a cosmic eye blink, every information about his existence will be forgotten
kim jong il
he died
like his own father too
and his son will die too
president kennedy
he was shot to death
you can read about his life, but nobody actually cares because he doesnt live anymore
most powerful man on earth
he can extend his life with modern medicine
but he will die
mr trump
everyone knows him
millions of people follow him on twitter
in 1000 years nobody will know what twitter is
husband of merkel
everyone knows merkel
nobody knows him
he will die
many people will come to his funeral
but they will all die too
chad hurley
youtube founder
there will be many youtube videos about his death
if youtube exists ofc
many videos will be copies
by time they will be deleted
some storages will fail
by time more and more data gets lost
maybe someone archives everything
but it will get lost too
there is simply no need for the information about chad hurley
he will be forgotten forever
Tomohiro Nishikado
he created the game space invaders
everyone knows this game
but nobody plays it anymore
some bad copies of it are everywhere so young people can test it and then delete the game after a few minutes
he will die
just like his game
Turner Cowles writes, produces and edits personal finance videos for Yahoo Finance. Previously, he was a video journalist for The New York Times and Money Magazine.
he does it to earn money
and in a few decades he will die
nobody cares about thew news of 2019 in a few years
a turkish speaking albanian jew from Greece who turned a semi arab empire to a semi european where muslims larp as mongols
his face is everywhere in turkey
turkey will get wealthier
people wont care about nationality anymore
by time more people will get famous and deserve their face on bills and coins
nobody will produce cringy fan articles with his face anymore
one day earth will get destroyed by the sun
everything physical will be destroyed
at best humans survive and take knowledge about him with them
but who needs to know this man?
even if it survives, this information will be burried since nobody will care about his existence
in the end the whole universe will die
albooo_
thot from twitter
she spreads albanian propaganda
in 10-15 years she wont be attractive anymore
in a few decades she will be old
then she will die
she will just die
thats it
no matter what she does
she will die
everyone who insulted serbia
will stop bullying serbia
because everyone will die
all serbians will die
all humans will die
earth will die
sun will die
everything will die
any person you looked at will die
every person you replied to will die
richest man in the world
he is the richest man in the world
most of his wealth are digital numbers
it doesnt exist in the real life
he will die too
the richest man of today
he will be dead
youtube.com
gangam style
more likes than people in istanbul
remember old days when it was popular?
5 weeks have passed since the new year
ever heard of this song since then?
it becomes less popular
the man (nobody knows his name) wll die
his video will be forgotten
the last man who watches this video in the future will die too
ALL SUPERHERO MOVIES 2019 (Trailers)
youtube.com
many people will watch this
2020 still many people who will watch this
2021 people will find it in the results but ignore it
2022 nobody cares about this video
2023 garbage stores on devices
2024 garbage
2025 garbage
2026 garbage
one day this video wont exist
the work of many people wont exist
Anthony Muscat has a channel on youtube
3 subscribers
Anthony Muscat will die
one day will be his last day
he will die on this day
nothing Anthony Muscat ever did will matter
you see
death in sleep is the most beautiful thing in life
but not easy to achieve
i think the most humane method to kill someone is a very huge bomb that explodes when the human is sleeping
it must be quick and quiet so he doesnt wake up
or he gets anesthesia
a normal person doesnt know how he will die
it could be peaceful, but also painful
so if someone offers you to kill you at sleep, very fast and very quick, you should accept his generous offer
you are still young but i noticed that im not as fit as in the last years. always keep in mind that your youth will go away.
tomorrow someone will link to these posts
you will laugh
you can have your short time to laugh
but you will die anyway
every /balk/ poster will die
you think im crazy for writing this while you go to work
in 100 years you will be dead like me
nothing matters
you age every year
do you remember your face from 10 years ago without looking at pictures?
do you remember what you did on 24.05.2006?
you will forget most moments of your life
most of your dreams
then you will die
you will just die
even if you dont want it
you can cry
you can scream
you can run away
you will die
literally who?
all you know about this man is that he will die
thats it
dead forever
this kid will die
no matter what he becomes
he will die
he can become a rapist
and he will die
he can become an actor
and he will die
he can become a butcher
and he will die
nothing matters
serial rapist
he fucked more women than you will in your whole life
in the end both of you will die
you can work for decades and live an mediocre life
or you could steal what you want and fuck any girl you want. women are weak you could just punch her face and fuck her. do you actually think someone would even find you?
which life is better? keep in mind that you will die anyway. all experiences you do will die with you
so it doesnt matter what you
you will just die
in 5 years or 50 years
dead is dead
death in sleep
you are old
you feel deathr
the most beautiful thing in life
you dont want to move your body
because you are too tired
you dont want to open your eyes
because you are too tired
you dont want to hear
because you are too tired
you dont want to breathe
because you are too tired
you feel your last hearbeat
and then eternal peace
no evil that can plague you
no problems no worries no pain
just eternal peace
Kek
Looks like iki/seakike doesn't realize that this generation of people will live forever. Sad!
delusional fantasy
1000 years ago someone thought he will live forever in heaven
now he doesnt exist
nothing, absolutely nothing, exists of billions of humans who died before
you will die
its just a matter of time
and even if you dont die
you will get tired of life
you will be forced to repeat yourself or do useless tasks to not become crazy
i troll on pol and there are many retarded people who have fantasies about the future
even though most experts are very pessimistic
the young ones are full of energy
they feel good and think they can achieve everything
then they age and dont even notice how their youth fades away
in the end they die
Oh man, haven't read balk in a while.
Is ikibey really that dirt poor now that can't afford his favorite chocolate bar?
you will die too
all poor people all rich people
they were born to die
is this your favorite choco bar too ?
nothing matters
absolutely nothing