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bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/3Tk2LpLg755Js0LQF7t3TQ2/the-finalists

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Mate everyone knows All About Us was the one to get down to. Lesbos and all that.

who /running/ here?

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You first. Surely you're not insecure about your voice are you?
Seething little nigger boy.

She’s asleep and I can’t move

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Probably the same as the best looking and wisest poster
Catyank

Politicians should be forced to wear stuff like this all the time.

why did schools have that massive apparatus on the wall in the gym that never got used?

tbf he isnt far off
dont say some meme retard like hawking

fucking creasing

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Just had a wank lads
Going to watch Alice in the Cities now

oh wow you finally worked how to reply to posts in previous threads? impressive

>tfw the only thing different from your childhood is whoever those mustachioed guys are
That is depressing

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that happened to me in school, everyone looked but no one saw

I'm a 26 year old VF, the mere notion of sex is so foreign to me that if I ever somehow stumbled in to a situation where it was imminent, I would have no idea what to do.

This fear prevents me from even trying(not that I could get sex if I tried though)

It takes 8 minutes for you to run a kilometre? fucks that all about? were you walking?>

those of us who weren't fat shits got to use it

Behave.

>Seething little nigger boy.

Reminder the person who said this, looks like this

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I like your little island

Good run moni, keep it up girl! xx

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>I would have no idea what to do.
it comes naturally mate dont sweat it

>Seething little nigger boy.
I should say this to justine

the old 'ental 'ealth has been going down the bin recently so I've kicked the drink as that was almost definitely exacerbating it

grow up

I've just started running, I've been very limited in my mobility for years. It's a starting point

Also, I got tired quickly so I spent a good amount of time walking (and then running for a few seconds before walking again)

have never been fat in my life.

Fuck off.

just for you bb
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>mosque in the picture
That the one you go to?

I too am a slayer of pakis

>white people

Anyone who has ever posted a selfie here is scum

running from the noncehunters again?

I know you're mocking me in your mind
stop it

Muh

Shut up ugly

give her praise you fucking scumbag she's just started

You did well moni, ignore that fucking retard xx

do NOT fucking bully her

Wipe my fucking ass.

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fuck off... normies... *takes a deep breath*

What’s the point of being healthy if you’re already injecting yourself with hormones that fuck up your body?

lmao you sad cunt
YOU ARE A FUCKING PAKI
kill yourself

now it do it in your normal voice and not that whiny geek one

The poster below me is a vampire. Do not trust anything he says

Now Craigslist may as well be dead, where's the best place to find lorry drivers wanting a BJ?

Dogshit

Why is this man’s eyelid even fat? Look at it

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I am not Muslim

Thanks

Need Emma to fart on my balls.

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you live with 3 of them mate

no, now you go
and post a photo of yourself while you're at it

dont think you can be trusted to give a bj mate

Shut it you absolute fool

Why don’t you do couch to 5k
Not a shill or anything but it has been tried and tested and let’s face it you aren’t exactly renowned for your ability to do the right thing yourself mate

I want to be a healthy tranny with a nice bum and tum

post the pic with all the brit lads on

my boss came up to me yesterday all butthurt yelling at me about something i did and i told her why i did it and now today she pulled me into her office and told me i was being aggressive lol

>post a photo of yourself while you're at it

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youtu.be/Dk54KBEbhMA
Any cocteau twins man in?

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*puts candy stick in mouth*
*pretend i'm smoking a fag*

haha waheyyy ahaha

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terrified of having anesthetic in case i say stuff 100x worse than this

WOMAAN IS THE NIGGEEEER OF THE WOOOOOOOORLD

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Liam Neeson is based

Callum your a legend

Bit rude.

Used to do this and my mum walloped me for it

Yeah mate

do squats then you numpty

Need Emma to lick my scrotum.

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>finances are already stretched to the limit
>GF is pregnant
>extra mouth to feed, will have to pay a fortune for lessons so kid can get in to decent school, can only go on holiday during holidays which costs a fortune

just end me lads, a life of servitude awaits

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get those fangs trimmed down a bit and then well talk lad

if parallel universes are real then theres one where liams friend got raped today and he shot moni in the street whilst he was running earlier

time for a trip to the abortion clinic

Grim post

Lachlan
Callum
Liam
Oliver
Gareth

Mental that John Lennon wrote such a song.

he wants to kill black people the based man

youtube.com/watch?v=a33iI6xfld0

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funny how 'tismo yank and dave could swap flags and no one would notice

Unlike every other Paddy

deanos at toil nicked my dinner money today
scared what they'll do tomorrow

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>will have to pay a fortune for lessons so kid can get in to decent school
what?
tutoring?
lmao you don't need that
just make sure they have an advanced reading level as soon as possible
get them to read lots of books and they'll teach themselves easily

fuck off murderer