How do you wish to die?
How do you wish to die?
global nuclear bombing
this but unironically
Peacefully. Surrounded by my loved ones.
In my sleep tonight
Naked
I always fantasize about the roof collapsing on me when I sleep and crushing my skull
in ww3 surrounded by the unendurable sound of nukes going off in every direction
By doing something stupid like jumping from an airplane over pentagon with no parachute smashing myself on their building or doing something equally fun when I turn 60
I wasn't being ironic. If I die so should everyone else.
In battle. Surrounded by my enemies.
The Polish experience
Peacefully, at an old age after I accomplished all my goals in life, meditating
Knee-deep in the blood of Aryans.
Fast and painless
The Anglo experience
Cringe and Peacepilled
Based and Battlepilled
Suicide by nuke inside the enemy capital
shot by a Swedish nationalist after impregnating my 46th swede girlfriend with my 107 half swede half iraqi baby
I want her to crush my skull
Asteroid impact, and take the entire planet with me.
quick and brutal
Get sucked into space after a hull is blown in my starship.
fucking your mom
soon
By getting all my life force drained out by a succubus.
But in reality it'll probably be from slipping in the shower and my body would be found out 2 weeks later because of the smell.
This
I want to die in a gunfight, taking several of my assailants with me.
That's my girl.
in war whilst doing something cool
After killing millions of nonamericans
I don't want to die, I'm probably one of the few people on Jow Forums who actually enjoys life.
Cringe. Better to accept the inevitable, Zhang, that crying out about a thing that will happen to everyone.
I want to crash and burn during a long drive from home and I imagine some suffering should be involved after the crash but it'll be worth it
Or dive into the ocean and never come back, I don't really mind putting some stones in my pocket and struggling for a few minutes
Devoured by a bear while hiking
That's kinda suicide user
After the success of world communist revolution.
Unironically guillotine
Hopefully taking out as many chinks and kikes as possibly before going out in a blaze of glory
Hi-Fiving an anti-matter clone of me.
As soon as possible.
Welp then my only other wet dreams of dying involve post apocalyptic wars of wild tribes and such given a few people survive the nuclear bombing in wwiii
Killing brown people in a middle eastern campaign
while getting a bj
This
She's lowkey hot
In the car wreckage
Heart attack while fucking an ayy lmao
Suffocating while your mom sits on my face lmao
Taking a few bullets/stabs from a terrorist while protecting some people i adore irl. Making my anxious awaited death somewhat usefull for my beloved ones.
Or in my sleep tonight, idc.
I am not planning to die
God, no! Why would I wish that? Are you mentally ill? Seek help!
In a pile of cocaine with a harem of Brazilian safadinhas
In a hospital all alone and forgotten, just like god intended