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Can my pic be added to the posters of brit chart pls pic related is me

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not a fan

*

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I shag

oriental lovepotion making and aphrodisiacs

Any Celts in

Being on the /brit/ chart makes me feel proud

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The school of noncing on Thai ladyboys

you've seen my face

The school of the nonce arts

What a disgusting paki cunt.

Holy shit he made it

going on a tinder date lads
rate the fit

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LADS
tis been refuted

wtf lads I think I may be on to something here

Are they the same lad?

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lose the hat

I want to lick Emma Watson’s anus.

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warosu.org/jp/thread/S17040866#p17055009
warosu.org/jp/thread/S17040866#p17055348
That was from almost two years ago now, public record

good lad

It's not true
Only the male heir matters genetically

why is he dressed like delboy for fuck sake

What a legend, living the dream

Cannot tell which one’s Sue. Arr rook same.

surprising amount of girls there tbf, thought it'd just all be fat, virgin sweaty otakus

do you have a file on everyone? post what you got on me

googled poleaboo and got some interesting results

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Shaggers, any shaggers in here tonight?

There's this girl I'm dating and I'm ready to invite her over for the ol' netflix and chill. But there's this one fear I'm having, which is that I'll invite her over and try to get schwifty only to get that she's on her period. I've only ever shagged girls on drunk one night stands so I've never thought how to deal with shit like this.

How can I prevent this happening? I'm thinking of texting her something like ''only come over if you're feeling good''

What, seeeeexxxxx? What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had seeeeex.

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Mark/Tuba guy has defined my posted here. I was here when he accidentally doxxed himself and tried to delete the post

you either fuck your sister or you're gay. Not sure which one you are

What are you onabout mate

a girl wouldnt let you fuck her on her period lol, well my ex wouldnt allow me to anyway

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Don’t text her that you mug, just chill the fuck out, why even care if she’s on her period? All it is is blood mate.

i'm none of those, reckon there's more than 2 swedes throughout brits history

How do I filter you cunt

The Silver Age of Jow Forums

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LMAO, Cant believe things like this exist

thechroniconautismus.wordpress.com/2015/04/11/first/

Is that Malaponte?

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The only way to get ahead in 2019 is to break the law

following the conventional wagie way will only get you in debt, you want a house paid off? You've got to the willing to break the law, lie, cheat, steal and exploit those grey areas, the police are underfunded, they don't have the time or resources to go after small time criminals. With the invention of untraceable VPNs and privatecoin cryptos like monero you have no excuse.

Do with this advice what you will

bwahahahahaha

loooooooool

>With the invention of untraceable VPNs and privatecoin cryptos like monero you have no excuse.
can't be justified to the man above, lad
also live the way you want the world to be or something lol

Holy shit I had completely forgotten about this legend. His English proficiency and writing style were outstanding but he was fucked in the head and stuck in the past.

Used to have a pic of him where he's lying in a hospital bed with tubes in his nose (after a codeine overdose) but I deleted all my Jow Forums shit after I lost my virginity haha

Can someone post the text of poley saying he groped kids?

Imagine if Emma Watson used your bathroom to poo and forgot to flush. Would you eat the poo? Would you try to sell it on eBay? I’m not so certain I wouldn’t try to put my penis in it.

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yeah your the gay one

>also live the way you want the world to be or something lol

*gets £15000 in credit card debt wageslaving away while rasheed the weed peddler launders money and lies to the tax authorities to get a 5th buy to let mortgage*

It's every man for himself in the millennial generation, community doesn't exist

>the ol' netflix and chill.
>get schwifty

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I support an independent Wales outside of the EU.

Getting it on with a girl, go to finger her minge, she tells me on her period and maybe even has a tampon up in there. What happens, how to prevent this?

Girls don't let you shag them on their period I know this from experience

She is plain.

she never said that, it's all made up lad

no matter how good you are at anything there are lots of people who are exponentially better than you. let that sink in. if you think you are getting bigger as a fish, there is always a much bigger pond. have observed that so many times, it is funny. why even try.

Mate, if you make a move and she says I'm on her period, its game over, do not engage. Just continue watching netflix and cuddle her for the rest of the night

Some girls do on my council estate

sad state of affairs
i'm not gonna have a part in it

My thoughts exactly lmao

>she
hello moni enabler

cos when you're on your death bed you want to think back on your life and be glad you got to the size you are instead of having the regret of not trying at all, living a bitch and dying a bitch

trip on amer you stinky bastard

I don’t care if she is or isn’t. I think she’s fit and I want to shag her.

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youtu.be/_-QhF-R46o4

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Bet the moni enabler is the Peyronie’s disease poster

Haha
Speak for yourself nerd

His body was hot to the touch and he sweated heavily, he constantly had foul body odour;[9][11] he was described as stinking "to such a degree that he could not be endured within the distance of twenty paces".[11] This smell would get noticeably worse after he had eaten;[10][11] his eyes and cheeks would become bloodshot,[9] a visible vapour would rise from his body,[11] and he would become lethargic, during which time he would belch noisily and his jaws would make swallowing motions.[11] He had chronic diarrhoea, which was said to be "fetid beyond all conception".[11] Despite his large intake of food, he did not appear either to vomit excessively or to gain weight.[13] Aside from his eating habits, his contemporaries saw no apparent signs of mental illness or unusual behaviour in him,[13] other than an apparently apathetic temperament with "a complete lack of force and ideas".[11][14]

my mums parrot screeches at 6 in the morning every single day
what the fuck do i do about it

Peyronie’s disease

Why would a girl come over for netflix and CHILL only to lie about being on her period? I think I would get butthurt in that situation

But if she really is on her period, why would she come over still? Like, you know I'm going to try get in there, just say you not feeling good and we can re-schedule?

>You've got to the willing to break the law, lie, cheat, steal and exploit those grey areas

give us some examples

Runt ass tic

dude nihilism broooo

what would the easiest way to steal 1 grand be

ahh dood nuthin matters dood that's why I'm a lazy good for nothin basterd haha

Because girls want intimacy and for you to be romantic, as well as a good shag

there's no easy way of doing that
just get a job you virgin

Strangle the cunt.

>Because girls want intimacy and for you to be romantic
Haha girls are for poofs

get ya learnin in

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I remember this yea

hated this period of my life no wonder I'd forgotten about it

1. i have a job
2. not a virgin

absolutely shocking advice, kill yourself

Liam Neeson is definitely a reminder that there are folks who walk around hoping to provoke Black people so they can kill us. A lot of them are in law enforcement and politics.

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Tismomick

twitter.com/leaveeuofficial/status/1092545705883897857?s=21
howling at remoaners

>2. not a virgin
prove it

Body slam that stupid little fuck next time you hear it squawk in the morning

get a cat

I'm gonna say it

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ah emmett's got a UK proxy now?