This confuses and enrages the American

this confuses and enrages the American

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don't you fall in? how do you sit comfortably?

squat

>squatting over the bidet to have pressurized water spray shit particles from your boy pussy all over your nutsack and legs


woah..... so this.......is.........european engineering..........

You don't, you bend over and let yourself be sodomized.

No it doesn’t.. I want one of those badly

I just wanna point out that everyone talks about the bidet being used to clean your ass when in actuality the bidet is much better used to wash your feet if they stink and you don't want or cant take a shower for whatever reason.

I heard that Italian girls have the freshest pussies because they often clean them with the bidet

Its actually because other italian girls lick them clean

Woah..

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>tfw not a 10/10 Italian girl

what about the boys?
how do they do it?

Very carefully

I don't understand why my country doesn't adopt this. Seriously do you know how gross it is to just wipe your shitty anus with TP, just sponsors chafing and smells for rest of day. It's quite gross if you think about it. I remember taking so much time on these things on my travels to Europe and Middle East. Would just sit on these for minutes and would enjoy that water jet squirting up my anal hole. Was truly refreshing

Why would I want water splashing in my asshole? That's gay as fuck. I'll rather use baby wipes.

I have a bidet at home attached to my toilet
Can't live without it

Oki oki I am gonna be honest when I see an arap having one of these at home I become really sick to the stomach i know allah taught me to clean my ass after every shit and piss i take with water and soap but can‘t you do this shit in the shower with a shower hose bro, 9 out of 10 times a bathroom has a toilet. These bidettes are nasty and unhygienic as fuck. Tfou.

Baby wipes unironically are better than water splashing your asshole. It won‘t clean thoroughly. You‘re basically just wetting your feces and that‘s it. I can tell you all the proper way to clean ass but I doubt any of you are gonna listen and do it so I won‘t.

my friend has one

you are like a little baby, watch this

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the English bathroom is the poles natural habitat

Please do not shit in the water fountain.

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The sad thing is that you don't even know how a bidet works

all my poops come out very clean because i eat a High Fiber Diet and Drink A Lot Of Water

>Getting your butt up and shift to another seat
>Wasting precious bathroom space
>Not combining the two
Why haven't euros just do this?

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my exact thought

Gross how Europeans finger shit from their assholes in their bedits and then go shake ppl's hands and eat food.

This. They're not even that expensive and can put put on a regular toilet nowadays. Toto makes good ones

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I sit on the edge of the bathtub and reach behind with the faucet running. It's far superior to a bidet.

Arab, MENA, and Muslim grills also have nice clean baginas because washing with water is required of them per religion