Are you a dog person or a cat person?

based

Dogs are emotionally shallow and cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out like dogs do if you give them a snack.

Dogs are not shallow, some just can't let go of their abusive past sometimes. Cats also eat you after dying.

I hate both

washingtonpost.com/.../what-our-cats-and-dogs-say-about-our-politics/
time.com/8293/its-true-liberals-like-cats-more-than-conservatives-do/
businessinsider.com/republicans-dog-people-democrats-cats-2013-1
huffingtonpost.com.au/2017/05/31/the-personality-differences-between-cat-and-dog-people-are-exact_a_22118533/

Im a dog person

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I'm a chicken person

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so do d*gs

Cat person
youtube.com/watch?v=437dShv8lik

Both.

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>lives up to 20 years
Fuuuuuuuck please be joking I hate my cat so much I was hoping it was going to die soon

i like both but i don't support owning any pets when you do not have at least a garden for them to hangout on
furthermore i believe that a pet can only be truly happy if it has a purpose. dogs would be happy if they are doing guarding, or herding etc and cats would be happy chasing rats around a farm

do not imprison your friends into a life of boredom in your apartment
also do not support freakishly unhealthy breeds of animals

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I am spiritually a cat but I prefer dogs. I guess I hate c*Toids so much because they want me to submit to their will and cater to their needs instead of the other way around.

prefer rabbits

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that is a large cat

Cat person but i respect dogs especially that they are really loyal unlike many cats..

Having a cat is great responsibility too.

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This is a truly B&R post

I like both, only ever had cats though so I guess that makes me a cat person by default.

It takes far less effort than owning a dog though.

>i choose my pets based on my political affiliation because i have zero personality outside of it

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i prefer cats, they taste like rabbits
dog meat taste like very bad chicken meat

i hate cats but the little fucker at my parents place is the most based faggot i've seen. Fucker literally will do anything,
>opens doors by jumping on the handle
>only drinks running water from the tap.
>free to go outside at any time he likes, as he has a pet door
>literally brings dead birds as trophies to home

Too bad his balls are gone, kek

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all pets are shit
imagine having to clean up dogshit/piss or catshit/piss, how degraded can you get

Hauska kiisu :3

Neither. Raising animals in your house is haram. They are evil beings cursed by Allah and your household will suffer with them inside

My cat shits and pisses at my neighbor's yard lmfao

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>Catcucks
I too prefer a useless animal that does nothing but lie down and waste food

owning animals is way too much responsibility. Rather have a family and kids.

Unless you have a guidance dog or something then a dog is no different.

>Having to deal with kids let alone women
Sounds like a nightmare

neither, pets are shit-tier

You have kids, to continue on your dynasty nigr. Your heritage.

He seems like a sperg that hates literally everything. Not worthy of passing on his shitty genes tbqh.

Why? I don't want anyone to endure the genuine pain of living here, I'm doing the world a favor

based

I have a cat that fetches.

He called his cat nigger Man

Cat person. Dogs are adorable and all, but most of them are seriously disgusting and need to be trained for an excessive period of time.

Cat

4 u

fuck off we're full

Just give it away if you don't like it, Jesus.

Absolutely

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I like both, but unfortunately I have a mild allergy to cats, so that's out.
The eagles here are also known to take cats (smaller dogs too, but there's really no climate for them here either), so even if I did get one, it'd have to be an indoors cat.

>tens of god tier memes to choose from like blini or kot
>chooses nyan kat
neck yourself

Based. Fuck cats and dogs.

My patrician tier choice are birds

>Fuck cats and dogs
Gladly

>Takes anything seriously from a self- inflated loser that lived in poverty with his mummy up until his death.

Kill wild cats

t. Th'Olympian host's clever creation

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Why would you want to spend energy taking care of an animal that you aren't going to eat?

what triggered him?

Thats why they took from abos. Yet avoid the sun

Good goy

>Yes goy get married so we can collect the wedding ceremony, wedding ring, divorce money

This is the reason your women love Turkish dick. Good job.

>destroys local ecosystem because it's invasive species

>god-tier memes like nyan cat
stopped there

dogs are for losers

i'm a wolf

Catman here

Dog person.

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kot

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Woke up this morning after forgetting to set an alarm by my cat affectionally trying to wake me up by licking my beard for breaking his breakfast routine

Saved my ass

I like dogs but kots are nicer.

tovarish кoт

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I prefer dogs but i do like cats too.

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This makes no sense at all. Lovecraft was autistic

I like both cats and dogs but I prefer cats because they're lower maintenance and I find them cuter.

Cat

I've owned both and I like both. I don't have either right now though.

Dog

d*Gs are fucking shit tier animals and pets

i dont owe a cat shit and i dont have to work for anything when im already providing it food love and shelter.

fuck off catfags

Cats are africans and should GTFO of Europe:
youtube.com/watch?v=gIW8tKPJ_8g

Also dogs are based and good for spinning pagan rituals.

blessed post from the best people on this board, keep it up my brotha.