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anons, did you know that the first gay marriage in the UK was also the first gay divorce? those fgts got a divorce the next year. gay couples can not live a happy life.

Took my test in one of those.

did you know that i've had two pimples on my dick

Cars are nice. I used to drive my 3 close friends around the city and just fuck around and talk about random things, we always had rock music playing while I was driving on the freeway. We went to the record store every time we could, even if none of us were planning on buying a CD or record. It's just a place to hang out at. Now everyone's busy these days.

youtu.be/PE9HvSdcaL4

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why?

They're a nice little car

>cream
fuck off boomer

you'll be fine :)

would you step on racist's throat?

>I do not hate cars

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No it is not.

>I hate something so nobody else can have them

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cars=freedom
public transport=socialism

If I had a non-white gf and he insulted her then yes

when is chinese new year?

no. would you be ok with a racist stepping on the throat of one they deem inferior?

"oof" and "yikes" replaced "gay" you dumb faggot

HA!
GAAAAAAAAAY

what's wrong with it?

cars are cute

>SOCIALISM BAD

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go live in china if you like socialism so much

this

i wish i could be alone for some days, just so i can kms

Based
fuck socialism, fuck china

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>tfw sky ferreira will never release a new song

youtube.com/watch?v=ewABojPWmY0

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explain to me how socialist they are

Everything.

Woman who knows nothing about cars detected.

oh yeah yeah

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LOVE driving for fun
HATE needing it for EVERY LITTLE THING
moved to the bay
best day of my life

based
luv mazzy

...

and why, exactly, not both?
t. radical centrist

hot take: cat power is the greatest female indie vocalist of all time

>tried apex anyway
>no singles policy
>forced squads
>made it to second place in first match anyway because some zoomer who already has 300+ kills carried
>only dealt 100 damage the whole game
I regret giving it the benefit of the doubt, back to muh chinkshit phone games and russian infested tank and bote games

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The only women here are the feminine penis tucking kind.

good favorite

I like Nude As The News

say, arby's, that you?

Autistic

cars and public transportation are BOTH bad
ted was right

which chinkshit phonegames?

anyone watched Varg's newest video?

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The only youtuber I follow is Matt Stonie

yep, gunna have to give that one a solid
yeehaw

tfw you slept through dinner again and will probably be stuck eating yogurt again

moths have started appearing in my apartment

only third world shitholes rely on public transportation

>The only youtuber I follow is Matt Stonie

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prolly an eggsac up yr ass
i'm serious
perfect environment

Azur Lane, it's Kancolle (which I used to enjoy) but with at least a bit of gameplay and a shit ton of convenience improvements

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Got a 1080p 144 Hz monitor, it's pretty nice for gayman especially counterstrike

i DO love botes...

I follow a bunch of "comfy" cooking and random channels plus one or two gaming channels that I've semi outgrown but have been watching for far to long to drop at this point

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>lose focus for a millisecond
oh, right, i feel like total shit

Would you? I totally would.

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amazing how the brain creates pain...

Lol

reddit.com/r/transpassing/comments/an5jur/any_advice_for_passing_4_months_hrt/

What a freak show on that sub
Ale will be in good company

It's pretty good it's a bullet hell (obviously pretty easy being on phone) and for gachashit is surprisingly fair, limited botes eventually get added to the normal gacha once they decide they're probably not going to do reruns on their events and it throws cubes for rolling at you constantly, it also has a passive leveling system in the form of a dorm you can decorate and leave a few botes in so there's no shitty corpse dragging, they mainly make their money off of all the costumes they sell so it's pretty f2p friendly as well (but you should still buy all E-chan skins)

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Only a 3 foot whale dick is getting in there.

I don't want sex, I just want to die in combat against the anglozionist forces

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I'd rather bury my face in there desu

describe /cum/ in one word

cum

Pathetic

frens

This but in a jungle against the gooks

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reddit.com/r/transpassing/comments/an84x7/im_smiling_because_1_im_living_my_truth_and_2_im/

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fk-lied-about-moving-to-taiwan

youtube.com/watch?v=x1-xXX7iN94
Very comfy youtube channel

i need to revisit mad men
haven't watched it since it ended

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Yawn

it's a good show
boy those intro 10 mins are a doozy

Die for israel to kill third worlders because (???)
vs die repelling the most evil empire in world history to protect your homeland and family

death to america

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sneeeeeed

>not wanting to die in a pointless war against a bunch of thirdworlds who still use shit on a stick as a weapon
loling @ you

>Wanting to be killed by probably ferocious guerillas and be the equivalent of a star wars storm trooper or other nameless drone
I'd rather be the guerilla

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Gorilla warfare

user if you're at the point that you're in a war you're a faceless drone no matter what side you're on, may as well be on the side that a bunch of zoomers years later make memes about

Sing me to sleep, I'm tired and I want to go to bed. Then leave me alone, don't try to wake me in the morning because I'll be gone.

you literally can just go to israel and make contact with the right people.

People make memes about the guerillas though, and guerillas arent faceless drones, they fight for their literal homes, streets, families

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>and guerillas arent faceless drones, they fight for their literal homes, streets, families
That's pretty much the definition of a faceless drone user

>Israel
Do you mean palestine? unironically
I also want to kill americans, not idf