Why do Amerimutts do this?

One subset of Gods in north germanic religion.

I mean I would be kinda happy too if I found out Charlemagne was my ancestor.

Sounds like some dork shit to me

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I met a chicana in Austin with the last name 'Mata'. She claimed be the descendant of Mata Hari. I told her that 'Mata Hari' was a nickname not an actual name, bitch only said 'Uhm...I don't get it'.

Sounds like a DnD character.

All paganisms are for small minds.

The Eddas are part of the Western canon of literature so everyone ought to read them at some point. But people should read the Bible first.

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Based

Arthur Pendragon is Britannic mythology. Not Norse garbage.

me no like saxon

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It is what Odin demands!!! Fenrisulfer shall not conquer us!

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they weren't shit coloured like you pajeet

OP's post doesn't mention King Arthur. Alfred the Great was an Anglo-Saxon king.

lol who cares. some little negro kid right now is probably a descendant of george washington

Thank God we aren't western then

I did not do any research but as far as I can understand my ancestors were fabric workers, kulaks, and peasants.
Couldn't care any less about them and I am sure as hell they wouldn't care about it.

What is ut about neo-pagans that make them even more cringey than trendy white kid pop-orientalist "Buddhists"?

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norseboos are the new weebs in terms of cringe

After several minutes of extensive family history research, I discovered that my recent ancestors were more or less miserable cunts similar to myself who had to live through an era without the internet. Words cannot des- *sharts*.

Why are these mutts always related to some great historical figures?
I can directly trace my ancestors to 13th century and there's nothing but peasants. And you would think it were mostly peasants who moved to the new world

If you traced it hard enough, I'm sure you'd find some relation to "great historical figures", desu senpai.

There's some military officers, and recent times celebrities who are distantly related. Nothing noteworthy. Most people were peasants not nobility and intermarriage happened rarely
Genealogy research is really easy in Finland since the birth records are well kept

>a wierd family name pops out
>turns out it's spanish
>OMG WERE RELATED TO SPANISH MONARCHY
Why do they do this?

Because you're a finn, finns dont have history

>White Christians are not going to save us. folkright.com . #folkright.

>I'm proud to be a part of the restoration of our ethnos #Folkright

>#Folkism is a 3rd position. And it is the only antidote to globalism.
>#Folkright or get off the train and go home.

>#Poland #Polish #European #culture #heritage #identity #DefendEurope #SaveTheWest #WhiteGenocide #Folkright

>Very Indo European. #folkright

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>Why do they do this?
Because you can, really. It's easy to manipulate these so called lineages due to how humans are so closely related and how unreliable most records are.

Actually your ancestors were more peasants than mine since there wasn't serfdom in the Swedish kingdom :^)

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>tfw bunch of royal ancestry in my family tree but im still middle class
JUST

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It kinda depends. Sometimes stuff like adoptions or some guy byuing a household were marked in aimiliar fashion as blood lineages, which muddy things up. There was an article how a genetic study revealed how a family weren't actually related to their supposed forefathers remains.

>both parents grew up in stable family homes with loving parents and a house they owned
>ended up having kids while poor as shit, divorced early and life got slowly worse for the kids from there
>parents are now remarried, well off and comfortable while the kids are struggling and generally messed up
Sometimes I don't know what has been more cancerous, boomers or gen x.

>There was an article how a genetic study revealed how a family weren't actually related to their supposed forefathers remains.
Well around 10% or so of the times father isn't the biological father and the wife cheated.

Well, thehes that too. Bagrusskies were a thing.

After several months of extensive ancestry research I discovered that I'm descendent of... your ancestors... Words cannot describe. We are a united folk

My ancestors were all farmers in central Europe.

This is cultural appropriation.

>Imagine believing this
What are delusional retard
Even in modern indian not everyone looks the same there are several races and mixes of those races too
East has ALWAYS been mongoloids and south has ALWAYS been dravidians and west is full of indo-Iranians
Only central indian is full of mutts

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>WE WUZ AESIR N SHIT

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Gib qt pahari gf

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Aesir corporation like in Max Payne!!!

that's nothing
>tfw literally a nobleman
>ancestors were all high ranked clerics and officers of the army
>believe me or not but some of my ancestors took part in the third crusade in the lionheart's army
>father's family owns a castle that bears my surname
>for some reasons everyone ended up being poor as shit
>noble parents are too arrogant and proud to ask for welfare
>mfw we're all starving because of that
>mfw we had to sell the castle and buy shitty appartments to avoid living in the streets
>father died of alcoholism

from knights to white trash

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It's your duty to buy the castle and restore your family's glory

Man I wish I descended from Vikangz

why do pagans ignore the last few hundred years of their ancestors being Christian

Good, your ancestors clearly didn't deserve what their ancestor gave them, and now they lost it, it's only justice.
It's only up to you to take it back now if you will.

>opposes cruelty to animals
Now I am not a clever man or know much about ancient religions, but didn't many of them sacrifice animals? It depends what your standards of cruelty are (which you could even argue stemmed much from Christianity and rules set up in the last 200 years, so are not really part of the "old" Europe they idolise) but sacrificing a living being for a god seems cruel to many.

>muh ancestry
Cope for people who have no accomplishments of their own

See : Brits

Tired of americans trying to steal everyones history

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The funny thing is that Alfred despised Germanic paganism

alfriðr inn ríki was a famous norse inventor of electricity

Based

But you are descendant of Charlemagne
theguardian.com/science/commentisfree/2015/may/24/business-genetic-ancestry-charlemagne-adam-rutherford

Because fake buddhists still operate under the pretension that what they're doing is true.
"Neo-pagans" are not just rejecting the concept of truth, they're the stupidest possible people to do so. Doing it under the pretence that their euromutt ancestry grants them mystical value in an unfounded and incoherent cosmology just adds to the stupidity factor.

defeating you in two world wars is a very noteworthy accomplishment don't you think?

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>Africans
>civil discussion

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woden is english

imagine actually LARPing as a fucking pagan lmao

Lol

We're you getting anally ravaged until two world powers bailed you out?

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Alfred was a pious man and would kill all pagan tramps like him

Yes, but a sacrifical animal was usually eaten after and that was a big occasion. Hell even our grandparents ate meat once or twice per week at best. Probably slightly more respectful to nature than modern meat factories.

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Woden (Peace Be Upon Him) is not the same deity as the snownigger "Odin". This is ignorant Christian propaganda.

Please do not confuse the noble, peace-loving English with the savage, warlike Norsemen. Thank you.

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Ah yes the renowned Christian king of Wessex that genocided the Norse and forced conversion on tbe pagans

How can they be third position if they literally call themselves right wing?

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>#Poland #Polish #European #culture #heritage #identity #DefendEurope #SaveTheWest #WhiteGenocide #Folkright

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The House of Wessex like most Anglo-Saxon nobility claimed to be descended from Woden. Learn your own history.

The House of Wessex (Peace Be Upon Them), like all of the Great Anglo-Saxon noble houses, traced their lineage to Woden even long after they converted to Christianity.

Woden (Peace Be Upon Him) was a kind and wise God, unlike the savage Snow-Negro corruption "Odin". Alfred (Peace Be Upon Him) was doing his ancestors a service by killing the Norse infidels. Please do not attribute Nordic niggery to the ancient, prestigious and civilised Anglo-Saxons. Thank you.

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this

>In their fully elaborated forms as preserved in the Anglo-Saxon Chronicles and the Textus Roffensis, they continue the pedigrees back to the biblical patriarchs Noah and Adam.

Based

just make sure your bloodline remains noble. you don't need to find some girl with actual noble blood, but don't marry some poor bitch from a broke family.

Ah, yes. Wotan.

Jow Forums:
>you're not French just because you were born in France and natively speak the language; your ancestors were born in Africa and that makes you African!
also Jow Forums:
>you're not Germanic just because your ancestors were born in Scandinavia! you were born in America and natively speak the language, that makes you American!

anyone has the screenshot of dumb american bitch who claimed ancestry from a viking who didn't have grandchildren?

I'm direct descendant of Juan Manuel de Rosas, one of the most powerful men in Argentinian history, and not only I'm middle class, but I come from a poor as fuck family of farmers.

Then are they shit colored like you?

Anglos were literally proto Vikings

This.
Can one of you explain this double standard?

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all we know of anglo saxon woden is based on what we know of odin
woden is literally just cringy fanfiction

There's a big difference between what passes as nationalism in Europe and America. Second generation migrants to America who return have nothing in common with us. I'm not talking about some behavior quirks. Their souls are different. America, as a vapid materialist culture crushes the soul of every single migrant who goes there. There's nothing recognizable in them. You could argue it's the same with migrants to France. But in that case, the original country and France will both purge the abomination which migrated. With an American, he still belongs to America. Which is why people touched by the burger belong to the burger and all other migrants are a mistake that can end only in blood.

based retard, Anglos fought the Vikings for the entire Viking Period and then single handedly destroyed the Viking era at Stamford Bridge, but I guess they were Vikings after all cos they had blonde hair hurrrrrr durrrrrr

They shouldnt have invaded our green and pleasant Christian land then should they?

they both used the same tactics and equipment and both were savages and their countries should be nuked

to be quite honest familia

The Anglo Saxons literally invited to Britain by the elites the island to fight Picts and the Irish

what was going on in Poland between the 8th and 11th centuries?

Another based retard, please give me one example of a non war like peaceful tribe from that era

Countries that aren't capable of producing nukes shouldn't talk about nuking btw

the vikings continued doing their thing after 1066, even william the conqueror was forced to pay the danes danegeld like english kings had been forced to for generations

>bravely genocides danish and norse farmers
>gets conquered for 3 generations in revenge

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this isn't what happened at all

anglosaxons came from the same region as vikings and for the most part were peaceful with one another (see: beowulf), after the anglosaxons migrated they were raided and attacked sporadically by the norse, until eventually the norse settled in the north with the anglosaxons, conflicts arose at first but after a time the two became peaceful and intermarried with one another, leading to the creation of the english language and the ancestry of the english people; the idea that the norse and the angles were always at war is a modern creation and history simply doesn't support