/cum/ - Death To Israel Edition

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I am hungry HUNGry hungARY
youtube.com/watch?v=YMrFs1r1Apw

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>Minecraft YouTuber

Heh

isnt it weird that the three autistic people on /cum/ love pewdiepie...

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On the way back home lads. It's starting to rain out. My fucking leg is going to twitch again if I go into the adult store again. lol

bitch niggas

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do you mean your penis

SOME ONE HOLD ME.

You’re too poor to understand his humor
Pewdiepie is a first world channel

>google analytics
also says Jow Forums is 30% female (it isnt)
Fuck off zoomer, go back to instagram
you're worse

Agreed

9542 steps recorded today. It will be 10k by the time I walk home.

It's a channel for faggot manchildren

we can leave right now, boy, you dont need a duffle

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Both.

I need to get more lube. I am down to the last packet. She only gave me 3 cause she wants me to come back. Haha.

Imagine being such a cringy, pathetic man you post pop stars and talk like a twitter girl (on purpose) and white knight for women

>also says Jow Forums is 30% female (it isnt)
Oh, I guess millions of people are falsifying their Jow Forums account data then. For shame.

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Friendless loser
Pewds is for successful people only

>Fuck off zoomer, go back to instagram

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Imagine being you (a big loser)

>Jow Forums account
I don't even know what to say

Are you guys seeing this?

What a fucking loser, right?

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I'm calling soros this is antisemitic

stay jealous

Gonna take a shwer i puked a little yellow on the floor
hope you had a good day and are feeling ok user

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Greatest ally
Thank you for your service.

you're like a stray dog

This is pretty hot

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mom introduced me to her coworker's son tonight

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This is pretty hot

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Based.

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Gay

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HEY, YOU! GIVE ME THE MOST VALUABLE THING YOU HAVE NEAR YOU! You can keep your money and your electronics kid, but GIVE IT UP!

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ok how do i post like a man

Closest thing to me is a pair of ATH-M50s I bought in like 2012. They give you a headache if you wear them too long, not sure if you want em.

fuck off monke

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post anime pictures and act gay, its been working for me

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Sam does not say toes in this scene.
He says potatoes.

You are a liar and should not be taken seriously.

just post ladies
simple as
>8888

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This, but unironically.

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If I get dubs, Alexis is a woman.

ew no
but i post ladies

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post about male hobbies

like cheese

I think Taylor Swift might be a tranny. She is one of the most unfeminine "females" out there. Michael Obama is the only one I can think of that is worse.

yo bros did you saw the super bowl? it was like soo dope

umm wonder if I post like alexis he will realize how annoying he is desu

dubs

redpilled, she is extremely overrated

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Is it true that someone from Mississippi and another from California would have less in common than someone on opposite sides of Europe?

do it
if everyone posted like me the quality of these generals would skyrocket desu

youtu.be/ctSlpflgF5g

lol
Is it really so hard to find chicken breast without additives in the us?
Don’t think I’ve ever seen chicken breast with added solution here unless you buy shitty frozen breast

Third world country

no

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100%

based

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Shapeless whore

I haven't in recent times seen chicken WITH additives. However, I swear to god, chicken breasts are like three times the size they were when i was younger.

want her to spear those heels right through my bollocks

ok you lost your based status

The only countries I'm cool with are you guys (and also Iceland, but everyone's cool with Iceland)

ew
id sound like a huge fag t b h, you are low quality

You were never in a position to give that title

FUCK Iceland

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yes bitch keep doing it, imma go sleep, you be me while im asleep

Does anyone like Chicanos?

who gave you this power to decide

>england
opinion discarded.

im the queen of /cum/

alcohol wasnt agreeing with the tummy.
On the upside roomie will be up soon and ill ask for some toaster strudels

si!

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Went to London once ama

Getting real tired of these girl scouts trying to scalp me for cookies

Hate nearly all of the regular posters here (especially today)! special notice to the mexican fag, the german fag, the npc posting fag, the pewdipie fag, fhe femdom fag, and the nigger of course. Go to hell, good night

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I'm not giving away my AR-15. Second most valuable after my PC.

Big loser

you aint gonna fit otherwise, bitch ass roastie

>girl scouts sat in front of grocery store selling cookies
>go up to them and yell at them for selling trash food that makes people unhealthy and die sooner
>tell them they are immoral little whores that are going to hell
>run away before their boomer parents get off their asses in their camping chairs and try to get me

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just as bad as blacks desu

I went once back in 2005ish. I remember I walked off the plane thinking it was going to be all castles and white people and thought I landed in India

youtube.com/watch?v=2SYSI6R6ORc
i rvotsya v plyas DUSHA moya
golovoy ya vybivayu dvertsy

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good for you

Now it’s full of Chinese
I expected Indians everywhere but heard more mandarin than English

please tell me you didnt actually do that

whats your horoscope, /cum/