ITT: Times you've embarrassed yourself in a foreign country

Thanks.

Yeah, I did do it once or twice in India as well but in this case it was a lady who was much younger than my mom and a different build too, guess children are kind of stupid in that regard.

Did you realise on your own that it was someone else or did you find out when you said something to him and he turned around confused?

Sounds profoundly american thing to do

Haha fucking americans

I'd have knocked you unconscious.

I'm sorry

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I noticed after a minute or two that the guy next to me wasn't my father. I did a 180° and went after my father.

Saw a bald Japanese riding is bycicle and screamed "Vai Pantani!" pretty sure he understood though since he gave me an angry look

This is a classic kek

>never go abroad
>never embarrass myself
h-heh

Don't you think it's incredibly disrespectful to go to a foreign country and not even attempt to speak the language? Why did you just expect the local people to understand you?

こんなにダメダメな投稿を見るのに飽きている

fucking weeb

sure this a near-daily occurrence for the average Japanese child

ごめんなさい

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自殺して

I'm sorry that's all the Japanese I know

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自閉症を持っている人は無用だから地元の駅に行って電車の前い歩いてくれ

*自閉症を持っている人は無用だから地元の駅に行って電車の前に歩いてくれ

???
I recognize the kanji for station, electric, and car. What are you trying to say?

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>be me, maybe 9 yo
>in Sweden
>in Gröna Lund (amusement park)
>have to take a shit
>the toilet is covered in shit! The ring is full of shit!
>put some paper on the shit
>start taking a shit
>fucking swedish savages start screaming at me because they need to use the toilet
>they try to open the door forcifully while im trying to take a shit in the shitty toilet full of swedish shit
>after im done with the shit i run out of the toilet as fast as i can

Fucking swedes are savages. Why won't you let a poor innocent child shit in peace? Why won't you fucking shit in the toilet and not on the toilet ring??? Wtf?

I'm too suave to ever embarrass myself desu

>In UK with friends
>One retard friend can't into English and beg me to ask some English lads where can he buy bottled water
>Ask the Brits while making clear it's for my friend
>Brits look at me funny and take a while to answer
>This fucker sneak walked away behind me when he saw someone selling beverages in the distance making me look like a weirdo who is asking for an imaginary friend
>This happened on the first day of our trip
>Told frens the story
>All of us then took a pledge to never help him again
>He struggled with even the most basic requests like asking a cashier for prices all trip long

kys

Gee what kind of electric "car" might you find at a station?

Why are you so uptight? Relax, my friend

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i bet daia is his waifu

You're talking to two different people.

普段自閉症を持っている人と話すことを避けようとする

are you actually Japanese?

>highschool trip to Poland
>in a small grocery store in Krakow
>about to pay for my snacks and drinks I just bought
>young woman at the cash register
>my wallet is a mess from all the euros, zloty, korunas etc
>since I had too much shit and tried to multitask I lose grip on my wallet and all the coins scatter everywhere
>start to apologise and quickly grab everything
>she says shit like: "yeaaa... okay, yea, yeaa" with a sassy voice
>pay up and leave as fast as possible

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ううん
残念ながら本物のオーストラリア人です
この国は生き地獄みたい
ニュージランドとかカナダとかに引越ししたい

I have no idea what this says but I hope you find happiness in your life. I'm sorry for offending your waifu

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this story is close enough on topic

>at the airport in HK with some buds
>trying to find a decent place to grab some food
>suddenly an asian girl glued to her phone shows up and starts following my friend
>we notice and my friend start walking around in a circle
>this continues on for about a minute until she looks up and realizes her mistake
>her face goes from confusion to absolute fire truck red embarrassment in about 0.5 seconds as we all stand there watching
>she high tails it away from us as we stand there laughing

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日本語が話せない奴と話すことを断る

ファック オフ ウィーブ

韓国人は超可愛いですけど

I came inside a dutch boy and it was embarrassing because I didn't pull out and now he's pregnant

>in Britain visiting my family
>meet lady
>go for 2 cheek kisses like usual in spain
>she wants a handshake instead
kinda embarassing

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にしてもさ...お前自身の日本語ってなんか硬くね?不自然というか何というか

>About 12 years old
>On vacation in Thailand with mom and dad (We were going to New Zealand but decided to take 3 days in Thailand since we had to land there regardless)
>At some kind of temple
>Mom is taking a picture of me standing in front of a statue or something
>Do a V sign at the camera because 12 year old me was a total fag
>Mom takes the picture
>About to move
>Feel an arm around my should
>Some really cute asian girl, probably a year or two older than me, has her arm around me and is doing a V sign forward
>She looks down and motions for me to do it too
>My entire being turns into spaghetti
>Initially try to pull away, start blubbering in English
>Look at my mom, some asian woman who I can only assume was the girl's mom is standing next to her with her own camera
>My mom smiles encouragingly
>Manage to smile and do the V sign again, put my arm around her waist
>Pictures are taken.

Me and the girl spent 10 minutes or so trying and failing to have a conversation while our parents conversed afterwards, didn't help that she wasn't very good at English and that my pockets were still spilling spaghetti everywhere.
She was very sweet though, they were Japanese tourists, had a massive crush on her afterwards, don't even remember her name anymore.
I still have the picture.

Post pic if you and the loli please

I have the picture at home, I'll post it if the thread is still up when I get home from work.

I wish I could say it wasn't true. Just never use public toilets if it can be at all avoided.

t. been to several 12-hour road trips through this country

My mom had a fat ass along with childbirthing hips with long black/brown hair. Which was unusual for a Southern White Woman, so it was easy to find her. She never weighed more than 150 tho.

>Be me 11
>In Italy to board a cruize
>When looking for my room, i go into the wrong one and walk in on a maid taking a shit

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This

Here no one has change when buying something. There are 5, 10, 20, 50 and 100 bills

If something costs 60$ and if you hand over a 100$ bill, 90% of the times the clerk will ask you if you have a 10$ bill so he can give you a 50$ bill. Most lf the times you offer the 10$ extra bill for yourself to save time.

So when I bought something in Chile that was the equivalent of that situation and tried to give the clerk that extra she looked me with a weird ass face and told me 'uhhh why'
needless to say this reaction would have happened everywhere outside argentina

nice one

Save for the picture

based

Did you ever fuck her?

>be in london
>fat asian is vaping
>call him from upper deck in mall
>scream "hey whatsup" way too loud everybody hear
>he give me a disgusted look and go back to his business

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not that embarrasing but always stuck with me
>be Ukrainian diaspora
>moving to America when I was like 6 years old
>on an airplane
>sister sitting across the aisle from me
>she knows the slightest bit of English, I don't know anything beyond "yes" and "no"
>if someone asks me a question, usually just have my sister translate
>flight attendant with a food/drink trolley comes up to me
>asks me something I don't understand in the least
>try looking to my sister but this dude is standing right between me and her blocking my view
>just mumble "no" to him after a few seconds of trying to decipher what he wants
>guy leaves to the next seat in the aisle
>finally manage to ask my sister what the guy was trying to say
>apparently he asked if I wanted a soda from his trolley
>tfw I really did want a soda
>guy is long gone by the time I figure out how to ask him
felt bad man

I'm an argie, that happened in Argentina. I think we were in Unicenter.
t. shinji-kun
You arr rook the same to me