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Miss my dog lads

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I lied. I have no dog

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No Jays allowed. negro or jew? This is not the thread for you

based

can the indian please stop spamming shite

this is my dog in her dog bed i miss her a lot

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Any Indians here?

seaweed

bellend smells like quavers

toast in the toaster
bacon on fry
beers flowing
ah yes looks like my day off

the brisbane boogeyman was inside us all along

get 80 seaweed from arhein every morning on my way out

current favourite genre of pornography: "brutal brazilian lesbian facesitting" videos

someone just watch south park

thoughts on true detective season 3 so far

Aaaaaaan Ahnglow Sacksun Wewtahmehlun

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brisbane

Crazy this is the sort of thing people choose to care about.

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Jews

cant wait to go to america and pickup heaps of black american girls fascinated by my accent boys.

youtube.com/watch?v=7Lo0EeWoXis

>radiator
you lie, brisbane

I'd rather have died at 30 as a free man from disease over living in current day and being a slave for 80 years
Fuck stein and his paper

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At the bank again lads

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I'm from Wales

>"Aye senequa look at this pinky dick he talks kinda funny"

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i'm gonna say the b-word

Hate this cunt and his put on voice

Alri Juliar

have to battle with myself everyday to get up and do shit instead staying in bed
might quit toil and become a fucking hermit

ees pwopta nortee im

might browse adultwork...

are black americans cut as well

Bhenchod

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drop out of life and become a doomer

the hodor of our time

nah man dont disillusion me surely american black girls love aussie accents

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fuck me he's gotten big

thoughts on #iamjazz
VERY Lynchian imo

Look at that abomination would you believe it just look at that

got rentberg, gfberg, bankberg and toilberg that wouldn't have it
not a fan of any of them 2bh

I think on average yes.
Maybe, I think as long as you are attractive and white or black it does not matter.

alri

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Charm them with some fresh Aussie hip hop
From your local fish'n'chip shop
Ah scallops
With dollops of flavour on top

what a fucking unit

leave the gf drop out of life its impossible to be in poverty in the uk its a welfare state get on the dole and wait to die like the rest of us

Is this a man?

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im mediocre but every american cunt ive ever met , and every aussie whose been to america says american girls throff an australian accent?

am i being rused?

Sup chutiye

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Abo scratched out this post

looks german, so maybe

don't know how I would do this
reckon I'll just toil on until it becomes unbearable and I crack and hang myself 2bh

always laugh when americans do this

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this is for the cunts in the nosebleed section

Way I deal with these situations is I grab them by the crotch
Hearing's next week wish me luck

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how would he know he's a yank on an incel forum

unitoil recommences in 3 weeks
dreading it

White ones probably yeah, real novelty over here no doubt. But what Black girls think about it I do not know.
They speak ebonics you know.

Lads, if you lived in London and earned a medium wage there (£~30k), and had the opportunity to move back home and work remotely in a smallish village, would you do it?

A couple of years ago I definitely would have, but I fear the isolation now, not sure why.

the what's next week?

new order arrived, second part should be here tomorrow, all in time for the weekend
>sex toy cleaner
>lube
>ribbed douche
>large inflatable butt plug
>egg vibrator
>12" double ended dildo
>6" soft floppy realistic dildo
>6" hard realistic dildo
>8" dual density realistic dildo
its going to be a lot of fun

wasn't worth posting the first time either

being born male into a british gentry family around the year 1830 was probably on average the absolute apex lifestyle in the history of the human race

Trannies I know are all happy because 'Jazz has it on easy mode cause she got to transition so early that she deserves to have something go wrong'.

Mental

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what uni

oh I forgot!
>"cannonball" large anal beads (4 long)

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Are you going to slap the soft floppy one on your face and pretend like its someone else doing it

will be earning 32k in 6 months (signed the contract already)
will be 25
don't know whether to be happy or sad

30K is a fucking shit salary

is it not enough to have multiple threads on /tv/, it has to come to the general dedicated to the discussion of British culture, despite having absolutely no relevance?

I was attempting to indicate comedically that I am up on sexual assault charges related to replicating the actions of the eponymous character in the film Crocodile Dundee when a crossdresser attempts to seduce him.

De Montford

remember wanking to katie price topless gifs on ringtone websites in like 2006

this general is dedicated to ausmen you have no say

brisbane

nearly got my first ever gf lads

yeah and suck it/deep throat. normal dildos are too firm and don't curve naturally

I was also attempting to indicate comedy by suggesting that I had failed to hear the word 'hearing'

youtube.com/watch?v=cn14QHLTDyU

do you have any experiance?
where can i find the hot black girls?

sometimes i wish i could devolve into complete degeneracy like you but i feel like id hate myself

kek this is me except it was tiny pics on adult phone line adverts at the back of gaming magazines

good post

I remember when I'd been dating girls for about 6 years and never even told my parents I'd been on a date. When I finally found 'the one' and told my parents I had a gf, she broke up with me about two weeks later.