I am in Helsinki and bored, tell me what to do all you finns

>löyly
It's filled with dumb ass snobs and tourist, wouldn't recommend
I would recommend one public sauna in Kallio, don't remember it's name though. Alternatively, take a train to Tampere, and check out its public saunas. They are very good

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saunavogue.net/
My sauna of choice. It's in Kallio as well

I'm not from Helsinki lel, just tried to be helpful.

>tell me what to do
There is absolutely nothing to do in Helsinki. Why did you come here?

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you could take pictures of weird finns and upload it to this website, they are very weak in that city and wouldn't stop you

>public sauna
disgusting

Suomenlinna was nice

>disgusting
Only for a faggot like you

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You shouldn't talk shit about Swedes, Finland only exists because of them.

>Finland only exists because of them
t. Cai-Göran. Finland wasn't a state before Tsar Alexander I formed the Grand Duchy of Finland. Before that Finland under Sweden Finland was just a borderland province

Enjoy the atmosphere and an alcoholic beverage at Piritori in Sörkkä

the swede undertook great pains upon himself in uplifting your people from the neolithic you know

>uplifting your people from the neolithic
Not even Erkki believes that, Pedro

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Swedes we are not, and Russians we wont become.
i.ylilauta.org/83/d319b8e2.mp4

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>pedro
hilarious pekka, one might almost think you stood upright in showing such originality

t. pekka-ivan kekkovich

>one might almost think you stood upright in showing such originality
And yet you showed the same originality with your shitty bait

>stating the facts make you a russia shill
Alright, what ever you say, Jani-Ahmed

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Well, how's the snow treating you?

>bait

they gave those peoples in what is now Finland their first written language to record their history by, there were also no cities until after their arrival

Elias Lönnrot was a finn who took on a swedish name to make life easier, like many before him. Wouldn't take the bait, but it's an american so it's probably just ignorance.

I like it. My ears nearly fell off on the ferry today though.

>they gave those peoples in what is now Finland their first written language to record their history
Wrong. Standardized Finnish was created by Mikael Agricola, a Finnish peasant, hence the name "Agricola". Did you think any Swede would even bother with learning a difficult and strange peasant language, let alone develop a written from for it?
of course you didn't, you're a dumbasss American. As if you know our country and people better than us

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Meant him, lmao. But same thing applies to both.

that man was educated by the swedish established system, and what he has to do with the people of finland's history being recorded for the first time in latin I can not tell. I see a few centuries more is required before you can read :(

outdoor skating and playing hockey
sure you can rent skates somewhere

I'm drunk, celebrating cause i got nice, steady office job.

varmaan sä nyt vastaat jokaseen paskaan baittiin

well congrats, hope you can keep it!

Thanks!

Älä nyt oo äksy.

>I know everything about your people and history despite being an American and all of my info are from Wikipedia or second hand sources
>I am right, you are wrong. I have the absolute truth t. America pro

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Have you ever gone to a gun range? There are a couple in the city.

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Martin Luther King jr was German

I actually went to a range in Estonia, had a lot of fun. I really enjoy shooting.

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Go visit the national museum

kansallismuseo.fi/en/kansallismuseo

My god, that picture is too good

Oh hey I think I've been to the same range.

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now drink booze

Yeah looks like the same one. It was pretty affordable and they had a great selection. I really liked the m4. Felt like a gun nut but I'm not really, it was just really interesting.

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lmao fatty

I appreciate your criticism, nevertheless my post was without inaccuracy

Fix that fucking finger on the trigger first, you disgrace. Also that's not an M4, that's an AR-15. They're pretty fun, I own one.

You could visit a range here or accept that there's nothing to do in this shithole. Why do you think we all spend our time in the internet?

Autism overload, the post.

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Go home
i.ylilauta.org/72/0f4f604f/brittituristille.mp4

Autism exists for a reason when it comes to guns. I don't want to be accidentally shot at the range because some bong was too retarded to keep his finger off the trigger.

So what? Unless he literally pulls the trigger nothing will happen, chill out.

I've got a gf so I'm not bothered

Huh, I thought M4 and ar-15 were the same. I guess I need to learn more. And in my defence my finger isn't really on the trigger, it's sort of hovering over it.

I'm thinking I might try to get a licence for shooting in the UK and buy a Lee Enfield or something.

>m4 and ar-15 are the same

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The gun wasn't loaded at all at the time. He was packing it away and I asked to have a photo taken.

How many days are you staying?

Here most of tomorrow then home

>Helsinki
More like...... Mogadishu

why the FUCK would you go to finland
that country has less things to do than Albania, and looks worse than Tiblisi.

>#1 country in this chart

my fucking sides. Welcome to the real world, where Finland is shit.

no need to be so hostile and weird

Someone bumps into him, or he slips on a casing, and then you have a hole in some poor bugger because there was just enough pressure on the trigger to drop the hammer.

>Huh, I thought M4 and ar-15 were the same.
AR-15 is the base rifle, M4 is the yank military designation for a short barreled variant that has a funswitch. All M4s and M16s are AR-15s, but not the other way around.
>And in my defence my finger isn't really on the trigger, it's sort of hovering over it.
Yeah, that's a bad habit. You'll have it subconsciously resting on the trigger after a while, so place it on the frame or trigger guard instead.

>I'm thinking I might try to get a licence for shooting in the UK and buy a Lee Enfield or something.
You should. Shame about your shitty laws, but at least you can get shotguns and bolt action rifles. Better than nothing.

So what? Always treat firearms as if they're loaded.

>tiblisi
american education

Yeah, I know. I've only shot a couple of times. I'll be more careful next time.

his points would normally have been covered and reinforced in a safety seminar you probably had before you were given range access as a greenhorn

C-babber babby spotted. You are a disgrace to our country

>Implying

The guy just loaded each gun and said "here you go, don't point it at anyone"

oh dear

True and Basepilled

Eesti may be cute, but they're not safe

maybe try some Finn cuisine? I'd do that if I were there

though meeting Finns irl would be good enough of a reason to justify a visit imo

i bet you autist didn't even try golf swing load

Actually they all seem very nice and not autistic at all.

here is a renowned and popular Finnish dessert

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Buy a puukko
Go to a tank museum in Parola
Visit old Marttini factory in Rovaniemi
Marttini is too souveneerish. What about getting an antique from a flee market?

>flee market
Flea market, of course

not in France :^)

finns are just people like anyone else t bh

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well they're probably way closer to you than us to be fair, but yes I meant it as in meeting people from foreign culture would be good enough

No it's that we have every nationality in Switzerland kek. What I mean is that they aren't really autist as Jow Forums says

When are the japanese going to make anime about finnish knife culture?

benis

I didn't realise the autism lion was based on the actual flag until I got here. Why did Finland abandon the lion anyway? The flag looked great with it on there.

>I am in Helstinki
FTFY

based

No idea, but I would watch the hell out of Isotalo Antti TV series

That's the state flag, only our socialist overlords are allowed to use it.

Helsinki is asshole of Finland. Nothing interesting there.

I like it

Tiblisi sounds like Estonia if you catch my drift

What