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wonder why our son turned out retarded edition

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Why don't English schools teach their students about Alfred the Great? Isn't he your founding father?

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Oh fug I forgot an important part. He was imprisoned by the muslim king and blinded and sent into a gladiator like fighting zone with a bow and arrow. The Indian king spotted the location of his enemy king among the spectators and shot in his direction, killing him. After this he was killed by his soldiers.

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I learned about him in year 5

But the media would rather pretend William the Conqueror was the first king of whites

why do they teach history at all? completely useless

too busy spending all our time learning about (((WW1))) and (((WW2)))

Sorry about all the suffering we caused you, indian lads. Instead of plundering your nation we should have worked together instead.

In bed

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Good day everyone how is it going today for you?

yeah right? they should teach people how to upload youtube videos and other practical stuff

In a way he is I guess. We learned mainly about much more recent monarchistic history and war though. I didn't do GCSE history though, so I only did it Year 7 8 and 9 and it was basically just a few eras of monarchies (tudors etc) and some WW1 and 2. Barely remember a god damned thing. Didn't do any history at all in primary, was all just maths/science/english/welsh

20 piece mcnuggets for $5

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because the syllabus at schools in the UK is very limited and only certain topics get covered
(usually henry the 8th, world war 2, and the victorians)

whereas if you actually wanted to learn about history, you'd read a book in your spare time

happy medium

no such thing as hot asian girls all munted behind the makeup and even if you get one with good surgery it'll give you munted kids

Do English girls love Krauts?

(English, not Sc*ts or W*lsh or *r*sh)

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No no not here bro you're looking for lgbt

alri grandma haha

>1 month since steve's last video

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we took a german lad on a night out when he came over for some kind of machine maintainence thing at work, women fucking loved him and always complimented his accent, he was fairly chad looking though

A virgin posted this pic

t. roastie

Not good lost my bloody passport

Women always love the exotic.

Why would he reproduce with a fucking nigger


coalburner whore

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Went out for a fag and an impala was just standing there

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alri impala lad haha

Everytime I look out my front window or go on my manlet boomer neighbour is always sitting there on his computer staring right at my house when there's a beautiful view on the other side of his house. Everytime I leave he's always there watching me. What the fuck lads it's really pissing me off.

Sorry to hear I hope you find it

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Blitzing an English girl is what I want

was it tame?

BUT WHY IS HE BLACK?

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How did the coleslaw get into your mouth you filthy paki?

as some lad in the last thread pointed out to me this is his actual dad who abandoned him lmao

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i think you have a pretty good chance unless youre freakishly ugly, why youd want to rail and english girl is beyond me though, have you seen what most of them are like?

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>Katie Price gave birth to her first child, son Harvey Price, in Brighton in May 2002. Harvey's father is former footballer Dwight Yorke. Harvey was found to be blind, having a condition known as septo-optic dysplasia, meaning that the development of his optic nerve was unpredictable. As he has matured, she has also discovered that he is on the autistic spectrum, gains weight easily because he suffers from Prader–Willi syndrome, and finds walking difficult.[55][56]

>In June 2005, she gave birth by Caesarean section to her second son, Junior Savva Andreas Andre. In June 2007, she gave birth to her third child, daughter Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esther Andre.[57]

>In August 2013, Price gave birth to her third son, Jett Riviera Hayler. On 4 August 2014, she gave birth to a second daughter, Bunny Hayler, two weeks prematurely.[58]

The fucking state of these names. Once a council estate slag, always a council estate slag.

what a rich and beautiful culture

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Are you sure? wheres the proof

Face it the majority of western women that you come across are absolutely clapped. Perhaps it's not their fault for being susceptible to the social engineering but that's extraneous. The traditional ones are still about but it is an effort to find them, an effort that is worth it might I add.

can't understand a word this nig says.

imagine spitting incomprehensible bollocks over a trap beat and getting paid millions for it

Was gonna make that joke but yea, not spooked at all

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jap girls are just gonna become eastern roasties then, right?

Nah but chinks aren't the answer though, it's the same shit
Yeah I know but I still have hope ffs

>hostelworld says £10 for a dorm room, £20 for a private twin room
>hostel info says to book for as many people as the room can hold to get a private (so I’d have to pay for two rooms instead)
Fucking set up your prices right then, hostelworld charges by the room when it’s a private

Remember the strasbourg attack? No because it got fucking memory holed. Wish it would have been done inside the tower of babel.

Thanks mate

men into asian girls belong on a registry

one can hope

Andre isnt his father, it's some black footballer that sired mutt-Hodor.

Blog on nigger

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It's really fun to be rude to girls for no reason, they act like children.
>"ok, I won't tell you anything then"

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Because I am interested in Anglosaxon culture and making love with an Anglosaxon girl would be a spiritual journey connecting all past, present and future.

upset they don't want your chinky micropenis chang?

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redpill me on yellow fever

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yea they're seen as stereotypical masculine

not a nonce simple as

I’m a South Saxon man aka a Sussexman

fair enough lad, good luck, try to avoid the ones with big hoopy ear rings though

said every nonce ever

Watching the state of the union

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>liking a race of women who can't give you blue eyed children

OUT

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watching the state of my bollocks

need the US to invade and obliterate them

No surprise, Ireland is the most pro-EU country within the EU.

she needs to be blacked

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do they come out?

>American's are bad at geography
Whoa mental.

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everyone knows lad just fucking google it

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BASED

>wow.. this means i might have a chance!
bet this is the exact thing going through your mind, virign freak

>phoneposters are bad at grammar
woah mental

dont care virgin

only Asians worth a damn are the thicc ones

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Why does he never come out with what he really thinks
Why does no one in the political apparatus actually give a fuck about the people they were elected to serve and protect

Don't even care anymore just want a bird I can talk to and connect with emotionally and not some fucking retard love island wannabe Instagram model bellend
Might become a poof at this rate

you know what i do? i call people that made a typo for semi-literates :-)

Billionaires, 2018.

US: 585
China: 373
Germany: 123
India: 119
Russia: 101
Hong Kong: 67
UK: 54
Canada: 46
South Korea: 44
Australia: 43
Italy: 43
Brazil: 42
France: 40
Switzerland: 36
Turkey: 36
Japan: 35
Spain: 29
Singapore: 22

(Forbes)

I cant believe he called them Nipple and Button.

Brexit mongs will never recover

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UK more like Poo Gay lol

literally me in the bottom right panel

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imagine naming your child freya

orangeald racissumpf calls nepal and bhutan nigger and butt

Maybe it's just his accent, Yanks are very bad at English.

Not nice to bully Nepal and Bhutan

Just don't see how people fetishise them, they're just like western women except its lost in translation

Gib me dat for free

Corbyn unironically is puppeteered by John McDonnell and Seumas Milne nowadays so his true feelings on literally anything are not readily given nor sussed out but dictated to him.
When he's given freedom to be himself he usually embarrasses himself with angry outbursts or the occasional barefaced lie, like how when he was on Gogglebox he said he'd never been to university when he had. It's also why he refuses 95% of interview requests.

Imagine being a wog

they're easy