Sweden is paradise on earth

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While Finns are the Dark Elves Swedes are the High Elves

no u
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MJAM MJAM lecker essen von die ausländer

>on path for becoming majority non white and a muslim shithole in a few decades

No I'm a Norwegian living in Norway.
Me too!

I'll make sure to visit (immigrate)
thx for the tip

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in 1 decade
it took us a few decades because we were already 200 million
they are 9 million lol

>t. non-white shithole

>unbelievably stunning women
>swedish women
>stunning

if by stunning you mean "man-jawed, fake tanned fat cunts" then yeah, sure.

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How can I become a good Swedish citizen?

good citizen in my eyes or good citizen in the governments eyes?

>"man-jawed
t-take that back

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good citizen in your beautiful blue eyes

nice cope :^)

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oh no no no

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wth is this map showing?

desu zara larsson is probably as close as swedes can get to "beautiful" and she has managed to ruin herself via make up and being a unapologetic whore (as opposed to other popstars who try to maintain a facade of being decent peopl).

>as opposed to other popstars who try to maintain a facade of being decent peopl
lol are you serious?

most popular duolingo language by country

>zara larsson
hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bruno, why are so mad?

KEK

most swedes are happy with just knowing english which you get from school so there is no need to use that shit

I have never been there, and don't think I'll ever have a reason to go there. It's just not worth it

Sweden is a commieblock country full of autists.

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I'd rather be Norwegian(Western Norway) than Swedish
If I had to be Swedish I'd be a Scanian or Gotlandic

>Borlänge
that was voted the ugliest city in the country though
stop cherrypicking

swedes inspired tolkien to come up with elves

It really triggers me when Swedes mix English in their speech
Sometimes it sounds like every 5th word is in English and it drives me mad, and I don't even speak Swedish, it sounds so unnatural
Do they do this in Germany?

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Sweden is basically Russia/Germany

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>thread where sweden is shown in a postive light
>almost immediately descend into butthurt shitposting
hmm

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>say the truth
>lol u r mad
swedes are ugly man, there's no need to be upset about.
in fact 99% of the countries in the world are overwhelmingly and painfully ugly.

only when it comes to internet or tech related topics

I love you though

It's pretty common, but every 5th word is a bit too much.
You probably mistook some Swedish words for English words.

Urban areas are probably some of the worst in Europe but the countryside makes me stay. Because it's not very populated and the police are busy elsewhere you can do pretty much whatever you want undisturbed.

I feel like an outsider at work when I have to travel to Stockholm. It's not like there's a national identity anymore - our culture is americanized and revolve around consumtion.

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>in fact 99% of the countries in the world are overwhelmingly and painfully ugly.
Brazil is one of them.

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Still whiter and better than Italy in EVERY WAY

>Immigrants learning the language of the country they immigrated to is bad

girl on the right is qt

>Introverted culture
Real question, why is this depicted as a good thing?
I would creep myself to oblivion if I lived in a place full of people like me

Love you too

Italy has better architecture and food

borlänge

>>introverted culture
Literally the shittiest thing possible.
Living in a country where every other person has sever assburger must be hell

Being introverted doesn't necessarily mean being an aspie

No one likes us but you Sweden! We love you!

we hardly even know you exist desu

yes, yes it is. Brazilians are incredibly ugly, more so than sweden. I've never said otherwise, and if you think you're hurting me by stating the obvious, you're gonna have to try harder.

And then sand niggers happened. Sometimes, I wonder if the White Genocide was a value added bonus to wrecking a semi socialists state for the Cold Warrior Boomer tards.

Brazilians are also ugly on the inside though.

a country which gave the world pewdiepie and bathory is definitely wicked, even more than a country with 60k murders a year.

Got some friends there. They are happy living there

Luv you Sweden

Agreed. I don't care about the women, I just want to live in an aspie-friendly country

swedes are just ersatzdanes

Why? It just means strangers in public areas and people like co-workers are more often silent.

this isn't an aspie-friendly country

It would drive me mad that people only talked the minimum necessary with me. I know I'm a lot biased coming from literally the most extrovert culture but damn mate, how does the social fabric resist that?

We just don't talk to strangers that much

Co-workers?

In Norway this big meme about nordic people being introvert only means that we don't tend to go up to strangers in the street and talk to them. Isn't this true in almost all countries? It's time to tell the truth, we aren't much different than others in this matter.

In what kind of situation would you be talking to a complete stranger in the streets?

The problem is that I don't really know what that means for you. We don't talk often with strangers too but if a conversation arise we usually don't cut it, we talk and meet the other person. Unless we find him creepy or some shit.

Well, if you are waiting for the bus and it's taking too long, you could try to do small talk with the person behind you. Ofcourse I don't do that because I'm a massive shyfag

I remember knowing a group of Koreans and they told me that here people would make friends way way too easy compared to his country.

Fuck, the first quote was for (You)

it is unfortunate

i like this thread

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>Well, if you are waiting for the bus and it's taking too long, you could try to do small talk with the person behind you. Ofcourse I don't do that because I'm a massive shyfag
This isn't so far fetched, some people would be quite comfortable doing that, and others just keep their nose in their smartphones. The latter is the most normal.
I had a conversation with someone on the airplane, no biggie. You see, it's not like we're afraid of talking to a stranger or anything like that. It's just not something we tend to do unless we have a reason to.

Do you invite someone you just met into your home for dinner? Let's say you met a new co-worker, and you only knew him for one day, would you invite him to come home to you that same day and hang out? Here in Norway we would not, normally it would take a bit of time until we felt like it was natural to invite each other home to one another, like if you had been getting along with this person for a few weeks, and you start to think of each others as friends. Then it would be natural to invite this person home to you. Is it different there? I once heard by a foreigner that Norwegians may take a bit longer to get to that point, than say a spanish person. Not sure if it's true, and I'm not sure if the difference is particularly noteworthy.

More of a Norway man myself

>Do you invite someone you just met into your home for dinner? Let's say you met a new co-worker, and you only knew him for one day, would you invite him to come home to you that same day and hang out?
I don't, in my social circle we don't but it isn't that uncommon here to do that.
We are the same in that aspect, mostly we don't invite someone you just meet to your house, that takes time, but I know some people could hang around with people they just meet

Maybe it is as you say, the nature of the process isn't different but the time it takes.

>Well, if you are waiting for the bus and it's taking too long, you could try to do small talk with the person behind you
God no people would think you're weird if you did tha. Do people do that in Mexico?

It depends of the zone and people but it is not that weird.

>Boring culture
>Trash weather
>Irrelevant history
>Women are meh
>Food is literally shit
>Generic "individuals"
>The language is cancer

If it was 30% more broke no one would give a fuck about Sweden.

stop being so depressed

Doesn't change what I said.

>Let me educate you on a country I know nothing about.

he is right though

t. went to Stockholm myself

Have to do a study abroad summer program for a university req, was thinking of going to sweden (mainly the capital since it is the only option). Should be interesting.

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K sure

looks like you don't know what a flat is

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