How to buy lube without being scared of what the cashier will think

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cashiers dont care, theyve seen it all. they have hundreds of customers a day, everyday they work. youll be forgotten 1 min after you leave. people have sex, lube is used really often, who cares? why should you feel shame?

We have those in america too.

>went to self-checkout at drug store to buy lube
>machine fucks up
>young cute employee looks into the bag and drops her spaghetti
embarrassing at the time but pretty funny in retrospect

the lube here in the US you can just grab by yourself and then use the self-checkout machine so no one bothers you.
it's the same for condoms and vaginal creams, probably why everyone is such a whore here since there is no embarrassment possible.

We have self checkout at local walmart but there is always a cute girl overlooking shit so it’s still embarrassingg

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They don't care

a few months ago i went to a supermarket and i got a pack of 18 rolls of toilet paper and some lube, i was out of toilet paper and my gf was coming the next day and i had no lube, the cashier made a slightly cheeky comment

Just go to a sex shop and buy it
A lot of people use it with their partners, it's not necessary gay
If you are too shy just buy it online

I want the cashier to think about it

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Say it's for your ass but make it sound ironic

Fuck them they are a cashier. Or use mail order.

Really where at? Ive never heard of this before

Have your girlfriend accompany you when you buy it.

You DID mean to buy the lube for sexual intercourse with your girlfriend, right?

What if a nigger comes and takes away all the lockers with his pickup truck?

A better question is how to buy panties without being scared of what the cashier will think

there are no niggers in Poland and also these machines are usually put in front of guarded places like supermarkets, with lots of cameras

Not home but there are UPS ones by stores in my neighborhood. I think I had to scan my ID too though.

Look her straight in the eyes

Same here and I'm sure they are heavily bolted to the concrete pad.
>home
*him

>being gay
kys
>i-it's for my girlfriend!
what are you so ugly that you can't get her to make natural lubrication? kys.

I always buy it from the government drug store.

Buy the simplest one, with a straight face, maybe a corteous smile. If they ask, tell your buying some for your clinic.

Maybe she likes it in the backdoor.

I have an Amazon one and a UPS pne at my apartment complex. NOVA, btw

>if they ask

Lol how would that even happen
“Hey just out of curiousity do you plan on putting something in your ass?”

That's the issue. They don't have to ask because they know.

what is the point of lube? why do you need it?

>Update
they are fAGS who put shit in their ass

But God did not intend the anus to be penetrated when he created man?

then you use spit because what she gets off on is the humiliation factor anyway

Do you guys actually use lube to fap? Even if you're circumcized, you can just use your saliva and pre-cum

I just order it online

Olive oil

>lube
thought it was an american hollywood meme

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