Help me Jow Forums!
I am going to prison! I will have to go into prison for murder
>be in business
>have a business partner
>guy a faggot
>have a heated argument
>guy attacks me
>I stab him 22 in self defence
>judge doesn't believe me
Help me Jow Forums!
Adam Adams
Justin Long
Why didn’t you just beat him with a cosh?
Ayden Powell
lemme guess, your penis is also 10cm and thin
Hunter Powell
No it a huge dick.
Luis Bell
>22 in self defence
Sure m8
Samuel Peterson
>got ripped off by one of those idiotic tow services again
shit sucks man. I had to pay 300 yurobucks
Sebastian Reed
Jondandaro, omae ka.
Jeremiah Perry
Fugg
I swear. Thank God I managed to knock the guy back and he fell on his back. I stabbed him in the back.
Austin Baker
>stab someone on the ground in the back
>self defense
American tier post
Colton Watson
Guy wanted to kill me, I swear. He was also some commie faggot too.
Henry Sullivan
ガラノレフキで下手クソなエセ日本語貼ってんじゃねぇ気持ち悪い
Wyatt Flores
No ome gets this reference?
Hunter Parker
This is not a reference. Guy wanted to torture me and video tape it.
Angel Phillips
Don't tell me you burned down competing businesses as well
Justin Taylor
Only churches, I swear.
Julian Baker
you're the most based man alive
Cameron Bailey
Blake Lee
Sael Odin
Kevin Rivera
You only stabbed him once. He fell on a lamp.
Justin Fisher
Lol good one
Michael Adams
your music is shit
Jonathan Collins
it's simple, eat the placenta
Eli Baker
you must flee to France my fellow european