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'What would you do in this situation?' edition

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fuck heightism

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Tell her im anywhere, but here....

Kiss her

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me on left
canadian on right

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t. butthurt midget virgin freak

Idk how to kiss

that's how you create a murderer

Im going to bed early tonight
Also mad men is better than I remembered

Oh GOD guys she just texted me that she saw me on tinder

begone thot, Ukyo is my gf

>mexican made a decent OP
about time

when did niggers stop making actual good music and started making shit tier rap?

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serious question for burgers

get in that ass, larry

Could you guys see yourselves having a family in the future?

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i want to be a espada

Ukyo? More like Yuckyo.

kek

Keep talking about it and find out what her thoughts were. Did she swipe right?

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NEED money

yes

At least it wasn't Denmark this time.

It's up in the air
I think I need to learn to trust girls first before thinking about marriage

mom turned the wifi off :c

>February is already A WEEK over
Wtf, lads.

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Is kino pronounced key-no?

my homeland
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Is that jailbait?

I think so

I don't think so.

face looks 20 to me

If the Trannies and Freaks all got along
They'd probably gun me down by the end of this song
Seem like the whole /cum/my go against me
Every time I'm in the thread, I hear—
(YOU)! (YOU)! (YOU)! (YOU)!

Good, shes really hot

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it's short for kinography, based on a Dziga Vertov quote

Based and redpilled

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I agree. I only save pics of cute girls.

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are there any hyper realistic horror games with grey aliens ?

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How do we fix Americans

Holy h*ck lads.

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I was actually talking to Hungary about your country. Are most Bulgarian ginger and cute?

Nuke the South

Lick lick lick
Suck suck suck

Poo poo pee pee

yaaaas

serious answer: impeach drumpf

Ah you're retarded. Nevermind.

I swiped left on her which means she probably swiped right and was waiting for a match

why did americans elect a pair of tits

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Poopoopenis! Poonis!

race war to find a final solution to their problem

Y'all niggas need to learn how to tell a ho that you ain't interested

bepis

tfw no trap gf who vists 4chins twitter.com/miilkiess/status/1061457938764558336

She asked me out several times and I’ve rejected her every time

KNOCK KNOCK IZ DA BOLIS :DDD

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have you ever seen a man irl? passable trannies don't exist

>trap
Why would you ever date someone who doesn't have a pussy
Then she needs to learn to move on

i want to bitchslap dakooters

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ofc they do, you're just ignant

Pretty crazy how that guy never even did anything remotely wrong. Some hysterical retard saw him with a pellet gun or something through a window and called the cops, ultimately leading to his execution in a hallway

sven is a faggot

Ashley should let Sven bang her

What state/province do I need to live in to get a gf like this?

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happy pic

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she looks trans

How long until someone from /cum/ dies? Haven’t heard from that one American user who said he wanted to try heroin since he made that post

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>/brit/

Wait I remember someone saying that a poster kys’d himself

i'm dead
t. that user

You look trans

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How do these people not pay for plastic surgery and get their teeth fixed. Is being that ugly just acceptable?

well yeah

Does anyone know any cute gamer girls I can orbit? Like a twitch girl? Preferably European or Oriental genetically.

Feeling melodramatic right now.
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Plastic surgery and dental work are quite expensive, there is a reason poor people are usually unattractive

>Plastic surgery and dental work are quite expensive
is 10k for a surgery that will improve your looks for life really that expensive?
braces are also only 4-5k

>tfw anxiety

There's a degree to which that's a chicken/egg situation. Most signs of attractiveness are indicators of general good genes, health, etc. Most people don't get cosmetic surgery, and yet poor people are still usually unattractive.

Most people do not have savings, and can't weather an emergency to the tune of a few hundred dollars. 10K on anything that's not absolutely necessary is not possible for many people

Think I'll get braces again once I finish my degree. Not being able to close your mouth properly is really quite annoyhing.

try some clonazepam or escitalopram

attentionwhoring on the internet must be hard to resist for women

>muh pharmajew

just look how it draws the faggots in here

>try some
Not him, but SSRIs are a bitch to stop and start, would recommend going slow with those
And of course the benzos have an addiction risk

It's really not hard to save that up unless your really bad with money or have student loan debts.
I earn well below the Canadian poverty line and still manage to save $300 a month.

I prefer the hormonal emotional instability of Eliza and Ashley to Ale’s desperate attempt at seeming female

Think I'll take a melatonin, pleasure myself, then try falling asleep before 5 AM.

I'm on Wellbutrin, Effexor, and Ritalin at the moment. The issue is that I ran out for a few days, and I still have to deal with the typical college student things like deadlines and homework.

my god i'm laying in bed now and released another putrid fart
it's terrible i've contaminated everything with thesmells

>It's really not hard to save that up unless your really bad with money
>really bad with money
I think that was his point. Some people are incapable of not living paycheck to paycheck.

lol

>Wellbutrin, Effexor, and Ritalin
kek
RIP

SSRIs are a meme, my psychiatrist who's based and redpilled told me they don't work past the placebo and he only prescribes them as a last resort.

Practicing mindfulness, meditation, exercise and diet change is all you need.

Why RIP?

The world would be a better place if public schools had a mandatory money management class.