What is it like to have a Korean gf?

GOTTA GET A GOOK

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>the boy
What an unlucky bastard

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Post gamer belly

You have to do the following or she gets mad
>call her every single day for no reason even when you have nothing new to talk about
>carry her purse when out on a date because their shoulders are like thin glasses and can't carry shit
>buy the matching clothing for you and for her and put them on while on a date so that everyone knows that you're together
>always apologize first for not agreeing to everything she says
>listen and pay attention to all the whining and pretend that you care
>remember and celebrate every 100th day of your relationship in addition to 1 year anniversary and her bday
>on those special days, use wine, balloons, and candles to set the mood as romantic as possible as if you're about to propose to her
>gift her a new purse that is worth 500 usd or more and don't expect anything in return. maybe she will spread legs for you if she's feeling good

Cucked

None of these are true
You are just a salty English teachdr

>tried to do the finger in the mouth trick while having sex
>she gives me a confused look like I'm mentally ill
>never had the courage to slap

based

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no, not based. I wanted good results.

then try again

Prove me wrong

I noticed they do have a bit of obsession with designer purses but I didn't really notice the other things.

Korean Americans differ a lot from Korean Koreans though.

nee patek

>What is it like to have a Korean gf?

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This is pretty close to accurate but I should add NONE of those are down sides and it's fun