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>everything's set for liverpool to choke the league against united
based

Americans smell like poo

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Reynolds n Reynolds Co

god i wish that were me

in my experience so do bulgarians

M E L B O U R N E

eating 3 jacket potatoes with beans and cheese as i type this

Only use British electronics me
Currently posting from a Sinclair ZX Spectrum

fat bastard

no meat allowed in britbongistan?

can't tell the meaning of this post

You'd be better off with a raspberry pi

love a good few jacket potatoes at 6am

holding in a poo

Raspberry pi is now mostly manufactured in china
ARM is now Japanese
Broadcom is American

Gookboy loves his profitable high tech industry

yeah but couldn't be arsed with that too early
big brekky why not

Who gives a shit where its manufactured? Only exists because of British innovation nobody cares if you pay stupid gook filth to make it for pittance. Cheaper for the consumer then

wish Sasha Grey was still around 2bh

Everything's made in China or somewhere like that, including Korean companies stuff. The Pi is still made in the UK and more importantly was developed there.

She’s a DJ now.

WE WILL NOT SLIP

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don't like watching the same porn actress too many times

Feel like texting the ex, been a year since she left me

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no it isnt
fuck off fuck off fuck off

Don’t want to hear her shitty EDM though, wanted to see her even further descent from the light of the lord

how can vegan freaks and climate change freaks complain to me about eating meat when they're shagging and using latex like nobodies business
they're leaving mess all over at their middle class festivals
they drive 3 cars
they leave the heating on all year
they use makeup and products tested on animals

not having it me next time a vegan gets in my face i'm going to spark him

ooh you're hard

She already forgot u ... prly fucking some nice chad cock right now

>getting so buttblasted you create a long, detailed strawman
Is that guilt?

or her fuck it its 2019 equality init
no but im harder than a vegan (willy wise and bicep)

She posted this on her ig yesterday

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how wise is your willy tho?

dread it, run from it, destiny slips all the same

forgot to brush my teeth again
hope toilberg doesnt make me use the toilet brush instead again

WERE not gonna take ittttttt
im going to choke slam a veggie off the top turnbuckle

thick as fuck and quick as fuck if you catch my drift

just kidding i have no beef with vegans haha

Donde esta Beto?

just killed a vegan after that rousing speech

a poo? don't mind if I do

I want to cum inside her.

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How is this even possible?

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is this the real thread?

What kind of trauma could she even have experienced?
Did someone do pic related to her?

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Can't believe there's any demand for an 118 DVD set of the first 20 seasons of the Pokemon anime

is anything real

I mean the last bit where she said she learns nothing from white people... how is this possible? How is she even in uni?

i am real

no you aren't
be quiet

i am real and so are you

was joi's love real?

joi?

been in uni since 2012 and not learnt anything me

how is this possible

anything is possible

jerk off instructions

jerk??

Songs under 2:30 are not songs

what about film scores

xxxtentacion fans on suicide watch

noggers

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*racially abuses you*

songs need to be 1 minute

fuck 2 minutes just make it 60 seconds into the next one

what should I eat for a midnight snack lads? pb&j sammie?

Malted milk biscuits

*rests my hand on your thigh*

netto

*getting racially abused by wh*Tes*

grapes

shout

remembered that bant exists
still can't understand why

I was sexually abused by wacky bruce 30 years ago back in 2019

>Error posting: Posting from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse

all me

>americans film themselves abusing fast food restaurant staff so they can get free food

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not a fan mate
cannot post off my phone now

what do this have to do with british culture

I'm having sausage for breakfast today. I'm feeling like a british. :v

they're your mistake

gramp just spitted curse at paul kissing freddie while watching bohemian rhapsody

told him gay kiss is common in britain

Leaving for drudgery in approx 15 minutes

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We wanted to keep them in line, they're France's mistake.

how long till lachlan gets every australian isp banned

Listening to 2814 again

Yes but only with cute Koreans.

>country roll playing

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What do you lads REALLY think of interracial breedings?

another day another neettoil

Going to a lan party tomorrow night

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I'm a british pirata. :v

fucking hot

Boss asked me to do grunt work no one wants to do again - first it was checking every formula in massive excel sheets now its filing documents consistently.

Boss said i should 'set aside' my first attempt at a report i wrote and start from scratch.

My career slipping away through my fingers wouldnt feel that awful, if i didnt have to spend 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, 47 weeks a year for the next 48 years at the toilhouse

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How do so many photos of him looking grim exist
He truly is just the man

Tell him no because it's not your job. Nobody wants to deal with an unfair dismissal tribunal, so you'll be managed into another department or something

Friday tomorrow

Don't really care
There's some banging mixed race people 2bh but also a lot of mongs

women and high value males have a joint monopoly on the sexual market need some redistribution sunshine

bought some stuff from the butchers and my butcher friend gave me some chicken schnittys for free