We pretend to be genuine salt of the earth people with soul but the majority of Aussies are really just city soyboys...

We pretend to be genuine salt of the earth people with soul but the majority of Aussies are really just city soyboys. We keep up this fake image to impress people overseas but we're just like any other global developed nation.

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T. Butthurt suburb dweller

Do you sincerely think that we don't know that?
Everyone heard of Australians being leftist faggots, LGBT paradise and Muslim enablers.

You do have an image of a bogan and an abo in this, but that's it. We love your public image, but no one is fooled.
It isn't even an Jow Forums matter, it's common lmao

Okay I admit it I desperately want to be European because of things I read on Jow Forums

Shame. I thought you people were all alphas with quick wits

no shit

i wish i was wh*Te

Everytime an australian will tell me pay debts ill tell him emu wars

That's the inner city you fucking retard, you go beyond those echo chambers to rural and outer suburbs you see how conservative australia is

Every time I think of an Australian city I just think of a cuck place like Melbourne where a bunch of normies go out together afterwork to eat dinner at a ramen place or something, just 8 white people laughing in a circle mixed with asians. Punchable faces left and right.

pay debts Georgas

bunch of soyboy farmers like everywhere, conservative or not conservative or whatever you want to call yourselves that doesnt change this fact.

win a war against birds first moite.

Tough guys don't do well in cities.

>muh soyboys
You know nothing about my country

>muh emus
get a new joke, wait I have an idea for a joke: the Greek economy.

Keep relying upon Germany for gibs m8

Same as every country, bunch of soyboys in the city, bunch of soyboy farmers in the outskirts. Muh rular soul is just another meme.
no u

you are a bunch of overtaxed mommy state loving faggots who give up their guns and tobacco at the first sign of danger. Ned Kelly was too good for your race of spineless worms, i hope the Emus kill each and everyone of you goddamn colonizing australia was a mistake, who knew it'd be country of worthless weak cushy carebearboys who trade their freedoms for the illusion of security. australia would be better off as a reservation for Abos

?

holy shit that was cringe.

This but unironically

leave the capital cities once in a while faggot

yikes

We all know this. The legit salt of the earth people I know came from 3rd world shitholes.

>SOYBOY SOYBOY SOYBOY XD XD XD

And you're a corporate cuckhold who lives in an ogilarchy that pretends to be a democracy. You openly fight to get fucked in the ass by corporations and to deny yourselves basic services like healthcare.

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how much does the average aussie drink?

a lot

>0.1% of people are real crocodile Dundees, honest!

"the illusion of security"

Yeah

Try not to get shot today mutt

the ISP just give you a nag letter that you can throw away

they’re almost all variations of this guy slim dusty, just with a different hat

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We know.
You're a desert-island-continent with something like six major cities where 85% of you live in a weird mix of Californian and Texan urban culture.
But I do love imagining you're a bunch of humble cowboys living in the outback though.

Our posters either badly want to be the stereotype or are absolute reddit tier and can't be fucked acting normally.

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Yeah but the difference is no one gives a shit. You can just leave your shit anyway and no one steals it. You can call almost anyone a cunt and not get in trouble. The only thing that sucks is that you can't say nigger even though niggers are still Americans, and therefore should fuck off.