You wake up in Dublin

You wake up in Dublin...

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tiocfaidh ar la
ALLAHU AKBARRRR

*shits*

>walk in a bar
>its full of muzzies
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>buy e guinness draft bottle from apu down the street
>drink it in my hotel room alone
>shitpost how ireland is so great and im glad to be with my ancestors

Hahahaha!

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"Any Paddys need an extra hand with the car bomb?"

Looks like anywhere in the uk

they probably took 20 pics and decided to go with the one with her in it to seem multicultural

Would rape

after putting bomb in mcdonalds

>Hey guys, I'm Irish too!

Ireland is just West England anyway no matter how much butthurt nationalists claim otherwise.

unironically correct. literally Wales NI Scotland and Ireland all have had their culture ANGLOED and now are twins to England.

Join IRA and bomb 10 downing street

*flies home*

>Go down to the pub
>have some lukewarm black beer
>talk to some actual Irish people for a change
>tell them what St Patrick's day is like in America amusing them greatly
>order an Irish car bomb for teh lulz

In the airport waiting to go to Dublin RIGHT NOW

What are some must see things ?

Nichts/Nothing/Nada

Please for the love of god do it now

Go and see the famine memorial

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how did I wake up at home

Will do. Thanks

Go to Glendalough if weather permits.

which it never does

>I wake up
Into the trash it goes

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Looks pretty nice. I take a walk.

There are really nice pubs in Ireland, honestly what I enjoyed most about the country

Looks like the holocaust tombs in Paris

...I get a flight home. Call work and wife and apologise to both

Cancel your accommodation and come to my house in a French maid outfit

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How easy is it to get there by bus? I'm also going to Dublin next week.

Get the 181 bus, takes about 1.5 hours.