/cum/ - Sufi Edition

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First for cock

far too lewd, youngin

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The elastic on my boxer briefs is worn out

First for slightly sweaty ever so slightly melly Asian girlsoles resting on my face

Anyone else live in a trailer?

stole a sharpie and a nut and bolt from the hardware store today
paid for a funnel and a couple oral sryinges though so it balanced out

I'm not depressed, I just feel sad sometimes. I have a healthy range of emotions.

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Imagine kissing her

Kinda gay desu

So you are a neet then. kind of worthless to go on about homeschooling if you can't be a productive member of society.

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>caring about being a member of modern society

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Might yank it again lads

*spins dervishly*

Old friend just messaged me and said "Love you bro"
I haven't talked to him in a couple years. What are the chances he will sedoku?

Less chance if you send a dick pic back. Don't be embarrassed! Do it for him!

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Repent.

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>faggot is now encouraging dick pics
hmmmmmm

>herp derp being homeschooled is SOOOOO much better than GUBBERMINT schools u loserz
>ends up in the same place as the other neets

HRMmmMMmmmMMmmmm

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>>herp derp being homeschooled is SOOOOO much better than GUBBERMINT schools u loserz
Where did I say that? It's true, and all the studies back it up though.

Someone is AWFULLY defensive about being a neet...

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am sad

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dare I say kino?

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don't really care, but that is a neat pic

Why would you attack an innocent NEET?

cant watch that masterpiece without crying

>Kino
Yikes

I am awake.
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wish you did

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might be going to back up north again buds, just saw the job i got called for a few weeks ago get posted

I'd literally felcon punch that cat if I seen it ruin a good pizza

what if I just pretend to care?

(I don't, though)

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>2,276 posts on instagram page
>over 7500 files saved by ripper(so far)

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i'd appreciate it

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how long is your contract and how much do you think you'll make?

What are you doing you naughty boy

usually for a month and make 6-7k gross at shit tier wages
best was 3 months at 28/hr

season 5 finished

Tinder whore wants me smoke weed with her, I never done drugs. I might ask her to leave.

o. m. g. y r u so sad?!?!? xDD nice digits tho

fuckin do it, sex on weed is p. nice

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Please do

I'm just admiring cute and funny females. It's instagram, it's like facebook or something.

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>associates with tinder whores
>doesn't do drugs
ffs either go full degenerate or don't do it at all, don't half ass it

Falling in love with my side bitch OH NOO

i'm surprised the hourly wage ends up being so low, are the working conditions at least decent?

good bud

DONT smoke for your first time with some random bitch, you might flip out

>brown nipple supports fornication and drug abuse

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anons who post plastic surgery girls pics are cringe

>closeted gay once again is obsessed with my posts
Want those spread asshole pics after all I see

FAR more likely he won't even get high

depends on the job
one job i saw and watched and computer screens 12 hours a day
the other job i did 2 hour shifts pressure washing bitumen out of a 150 foot diameter tank

Don't put yourself down like that. Your nipples do not look like an asshole, no matter how brown they are.

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Don't beat around the bush now faggot, you already told one user to send his friend dick pics it's pretty clear what you want

>he's so insecure in his sexuality he can't handle a joke

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boring thread, lets post taytay

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virgins and neets deserve the rope

Imagine your whole body in a luke warm Virgina

>claims it's just a joke when he gets called out
Pretending to be retarded like that is why no one will ever send you nipple or dick pics

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I could be handy, mending a fuse
When your lights have gone
You can knit a sweater by the fireside
Sunday mornings go for a ride
Doing the garden, digging the weeds
Who could ask for more

Will you still need me, will you still feed me
When I'm sixty-four?

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i 100% agree

Something's not right. Please tone down at the moment.

NO ASS
This but ni**ers

Not gonna reply to brown nipple anymore.

need more songs like this to listen to pls

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well obviously niggers get the rope, that's just a given. Perhaps mexicans too

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Vstal rano utrom, zakuril sigaretu
Pered yedoy sigaretu dostal

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why do straight men have the worst taste in women?

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>so insecure that he can't handle the truth
whew lad sorry that no one will send you dick pics you truly must live a sad life

Only cool kids have been sent nudes from both guys and girls

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There is nothing special about nudity.

>it's not ok to be straight

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>go on to dark net to look something up
>completely forget what it was
welp fuck me

Someone on discord sent me dick pics a few days ago, they weren't very impressive desu

>dark net

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C O P E
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sadly most dick pics aren't that great. You got a qt bf maybe? :o

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Lol imagine being gay and disgusting

i dont believe in heterosexuality

>sadly most dick pics aren't that great
Most dick pics are nice his were just boring
>You got a qt bf maybe?
I wish

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Show me on the doll where your abuelo touched you

Homos are mentally ill
>proof?
>/cum/

for me personally, i dont like dick pics that much

interesting that ale tries to get so much attention when the thread is actually decent for once.

I don't believe in the concept of "sexuality" desu. There are people with reproductive desires that result in reproduction and deviants.

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>loli posting

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if you are openly gay you deserve to be beaten up

wat, im the same as always

And let's be clear, "deviant" is not a pejorative, it's a technical term.

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>when the thread is actually decent for once
It's pretty shit right now tbqh

They enjoy being touched. (especially beaten) Just make fun of them publicly instead

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Hope you feel better, buddy.

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Dark Souls 1,2 and 3 were to easy

mm yeah some of them can be boring, it's sort of a warning that he's not that adventurous...at least in my experience lol.

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If my teen son told me he was gay I would just kick him out of the house.

>tfw no qt bf to bully

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>not fucking your gay son after he tells you he's gay

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I REALLY really REALLY hope you neets have washed your penis today. sometimes you just have to fight the dragon, ok

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>o. m. g. y r u so sad?!?!? xDD
That reminds me, where is that odd-typing poster? She has been gone for like two days.

t.bh this pagliacci shit was only funny the first time