Take the name USA

>take the name USA
>switch the S with the A
>put a R after the U and a second S after the S
>its now URASS

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>take the name Germany
>change the G into an A, E and R into S
>ASSmany

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Woah not cool. Don't make fun of Germany.

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shut up scatmany

take name "chile" add "an____sea bass"
chili and sea bass lol it sounds like this

>Take Italy
>Add "Sh"

Haha Shitaly

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>german """humour"""

>take turkey
>eat it

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>Take Australia
>Change the "U" for a "S"

Why so mad, Asstralia

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>take germany
>put in a "Dresden"
>now gerfew

Heh epic

Pay reparations to Poland Germany

USA BTFO! How will it ever recover?

"No!"

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Pay reparations to Bulgaria for WWII, Germany

>Pay reperations we, by international contract and treaty, both agreed not to pay because I am too stupid to earn money even with help of the EU

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>take the name Russia
>change the R into a P, remove the A
>PUSSI
Is this why it's called Mother Russia

The agreement was with WESTERN Germany. After the reformation a new country was formed which owes reparations to Poland and Bulgaria for WWII

>inb4 failepenis

>Take Chile
>Put it on Turkey
>No longer Hungary

>A new country was formed

Wrong. GDR was included in western Germany by law.

Official name of "west" Germany was "Bundesrepublik Deutschland and the official name of Germany today is "Bundesrepublik Deutschland". All treaties made with west Germany back then still have power today

>owes Bulgaria reparations for WW2
>there was no fighting on Bulgarian soil, no occupation, no war crimes
>the Germans Luftwaffe actively defended Bulgaria from American and British bombers which inflicted thousands of casualties and millions worth of damage even though Bulgaria did not engage in any fighting
What

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>Somebody says "Spain is..."
>Remove "S" in my head
>Haha Painis
>Penis Haha

>take the country Germany
>switch out national pride for countless "refugees" who hate you
>now its Africa

Middle-east*
Fr*nce is Africa

So basically YOU owe US reparations for having us defend you from Russia?

>take the name Poland
>add a second "o" next to the already existing one
>not it's an accurate description of the country

Ohh don't worry. America and the UK also owe us reparations.

Nah, ya did a whack job

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