ITT: Things Americans will never have

ITT: Things Americans will never have

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Would you rather have an anteater dick or pic related?

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anteater. they pretty cool

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Anteater, you can fill them up with water in the shower like a balloon.

a man of culture

Foreskin restoration exists. Try again.

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anteater, i can't afford jet fuel nor renting a hangar

I miss doing that

But I do because I'm a CHI

thanks for reminding me. for a moment there i was happy

>ITT: Things Americans will never have
An gay obsession with cock

had it once. it's very overrated i told the doctor: cut it off doc i dont need it, don't regret a thing

t. seething foreskinlet

>wearing someone else's skin your dick

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brb I have to try this

What kind of question is that? One anteater please.

That's most certainly false

anteater

what the fuck are you talking about
restoration involves stretching your own skin.

Does it ever restore sensitivity or function or are they lost forever?

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Based truth-poster

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as yes, the daily american dick thread

have fun you pathetic faggots

the nerve endings in the foreskin are gone forever, but some sensitivity can be regained once the dried skin is dekeratinized, which the restored foreskin makes possible. it functions as a normal foreskin when fully restored.

It saddens me profusely that 50% of Americans will never be able to enjoy the pleasure of having a cock. :C

>the nerve endings in the foreskin are gone forever
that's a pretty big "but"

fucking tell me about it.

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FUCK YOU
I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS
GIVE ME MY FUCKING FORESKIN BACK YOU CUNT

God bless

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I honestly wish that I was cut because it gets so dirty down there. I’m almost 20 and I just realized that I had to pull my foreskin all the way back to get rid of the smegma. I thought that I just didn’t get dick cheese

t. falseflagging foreskinlet

freedom

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The jew took my foreskins

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>tfw my parents wisely didn't have me circumcised
>people still assume i am anyway

unironically dont understand the "feel" meme
i got circumcized and i feel it great and i got it late so i fucked before i got operated.

It's not my fault my dick is mutilated

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i have mine and it sucks, frenulum is too tight and im scared that if i have it cut my foreskin might pull back if i ever fuck a girl and hurt my now hypersensitve glans

[spoiler]i wish i was an american[/spoiler]

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I still have my foreskin, you filthy jews.

>tfw American with foreskin
>but I'm a virgin
honestly don't know how a woman will react when she sees it. When I fap I also can't slide it back fully, which doesn't bother me really

COPE

>Year 1999+20
>Not having an anteater dick

Actually based.

that is a medical issue tbf
get your self some cream from a doctor and stretch it a bit unless you're dumb and want to get the snippy snip at that age

No way I want to get it cut. I heard men who decide to get it cut when they're an adult have their sensitive dick shrivel up and turn blue out of sheer discomfort. I like my dick the way it is, minus the phimosis. I'll keep stretching it out

Get the cream

Look, the foreskin is supposed to retract and come on when you fuck. It literally doesn't happen that it stays "on".

Umm, the foreskin stretches back when you fuck. your frenulum should be fine bro lol

You have phimosis?