/brit/

kek this me

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Reckon there's something amiss with my bum'ole

now sueposter doesn't have a brit flag, you realise how incredibly shit his level of posting actually is.

im convinced that at least half of /brit/ posters are bots. 50% of the posts in there are random stuff that dont make any sense

kek this is me

I’m on the jogging track right now and a fart I made on turn 2 has lingered there for several laps

*weeps*

youtube.com/watch?v=8BnWTctRAtw

Daves favourite book is Kafka on the shore
Favourite artist is rembrandt and favourite musician is animal collective
Favourite film is Stalker
this accurate Dave?

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>brown eyes
>goddess

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>boob veins

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are those cutting scars

DAMMMNNNNN this nigga went there sueposter is finished

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yeah my cock's a missing from it

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What's the act?
Oh I know, you're the guy who listents to wog bop and does blow on the weekend and you think that makes you half a thug or something right?
Please mate I know plenty of morons like you.
>da streetz da streetz
kill yourself you wannabe

What do you think of this video ?
youtube.com/watch?v=AqaYYVIKyNo

Ozzy Osbourne admitted to hospital for 'complications from poo’

>be British
>Have fat wife
>Wish you have a Ukrainian wife
>cry yourself to sleep in your new build

fuck off you balding virginal twat

Dave here my favourite film is the dumb and dumber prequel; dumb and dumberer

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'ek' is 's' e

dunno haven't opened it lol

thoughts on arse in tights?

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blog on
yikes you turned your proxy off

>every poster is the same person

Based Alican
Hella based dude

>white Germans systematically murdered 6 million Jews during World War Two
Race not mentioned

>a few blacks are getting cheffed and chinged by each other in London
Race always mentioned

Why did you feel the need to link it a second time? Control yourself please

literally all landwhales

Not, the good video, (I'm a retard)
youtube.com/watch?v=4M4X2_KT1Ss
Your thoughts ?

:/

how does a literal autistic man trick women into doing that
reckon this is bigger than it seems

Just found a photo of a young man in a van in Vietnam

don't know really why i clicked on this link
i literally just saw a link and just clicked on it without even thinking
this is very poor form from me

>You now remember The Hoosiers and their smash hit 'Goodbye Mr A'

Some nutter outside my house staggering about under the orange glow of streetlamp shouting something about scotland being a nordic nation

youtube.com/watch?v=-dnoal3_Lsc

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wow france is nothing like my godard films :(

might ask my african friend what african women are like

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heard it in a pizza express the other day

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Where's the lie?

>banned from using public transport in London
fuck thats a bit harsh, not like there is much alternative for a retard

godard is a wank

godard is the tarantino of french new wave

was on fifa 08 i believe

actually to be fair tho tonight was a success in the sense that the only girl ive had sex with to date (de jure) was completely flatchested. no tits at all, none.
so yes thinking of it like that
today was the first time in my life ive ever touched tits but actually fully unironically (excluding when was an infant for sustenance)

youtube.com/watch?v=ead1MvHfwR8

need2breed

I'm intelligent enough to recognize recurring personalities yeah.

haha reese what are you like

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>doesn't rate breathless

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Pierre to be honest pal this is BÁSÊD

>work contract is about to expire
>email meeting to line manager to discuss
>declines and just says my contract has been extended
>no discussion over length of extension or pay rise
Shan't be letting off Berg this easily

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*blocks your path*

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tripe

thank you france. very cool

ThE faggodart would have loved seeing this music video.

so how come you always fail to do it on /brit/?

Any lads itt ever dined on honeydew and drank the milk of paradise?

Get HR involved son

Fucking posers

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summer is a 5.5/10
/brit/ons like her because she's attainable

take test boosters so i can wank more

I don't though do I.

>I'm intelligent enough to recognize recurring personalities yeah.

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We call this a "Beau gosse" here
You're allowed to fap on this if you want.

godard was more original and creative than tarantino ever was

im convinced that at least half of /brit/ posters are bots. 50% of the posts in there are random stuff that dont make any sense

Attainable raises the "nominal" 5.5 to a "meta" rating of 7.0

is he impersonating Ali G?

you literally just accuse random posters of being the same poster all the time lol
fucking thick bastard

youtube.com/watch?v=0aLoezucIzk

Thoughts on Will Amie?

It's a trap!

Tf no petite gf with big tits

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i am a bot

I say Hanna-Barbera’s 1959 classic, Snagglepuss, was a pretty good answer to the Pink Panther phenomenon

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like you calling everyone a paki?

fucking spastic

got that on CD

im convinced that at least half of /brit/ posters are bots. 50% of the posts in there are random stuff that dont make any sense

every hannah barbera cartoon is utter shite

but don't they make you bollocks smaller urgo less capacity for jizz lad?

probably just kikes lad

had a really vivid dream about francoise hardy when I was 16 that she went to college with me and she was my girlfriend

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