ITT we make countries Analogies

I'll start:
Belgium is for France, what Austria is for Germany

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FUCK OFF. 60% is Dutch speaking in Belgium. French are a minority. Belgium is a Dutch country first and foremost.

Åland is to Finland as Taiwan is to Finland.

Your elite is and always was French speaking.

Belgium is to France what Switzerland is to Germany

not really

We unironically made you lmao, Don't talk about your Creator like that or else...

fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Révolution_belge

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t. dutch speaker

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French influence is cancerous

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Remind me what language Brussels speaks
It's not a matter of French influence, just Walloons being mouthbreathing commies

No Wallonia is poor as fuck.

Dont care, Germanics are the only competent humans on this planet and Belgium is Germanic.

Submit to the Wallon BVLL and continue to give him his Gibs Flemish Boi

>reeee why did i have to be born in the wrong part of lelgium

Retard, big companies are just headquartered there which bumps up the gdp. Brussels has literal ghettos.

Is it true that the Belgian royal family speaks French as their main language, but speaks very little Flemish?

why is wallonia so poor?

former coal industry area

america is to israel what your mum is to my dick

they take after their inbred brothers in Picardie and Nord-Pas-de-Calais

yes but it has more to do with French having traditionally been the lingua franca + being the language of the capital

yes, bcs French is the language of the European nobility and Flemish is a tiny regional language

Unironically Haut-de-France goblinos

Lmao not anymore

Look at the advanced Gallic culture of the Walloons!

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>Lmao not anymore
*speaks Flemish with a French accent*

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>n-n-not anymore
>if i deny it enough it will be true

the flemish are unironically much better than the walloons though
don't let nationalism blind you

Actually I guess it's fitting the irrelevant king speaks the now irrelevant language

macedonia is to bulgaria, as moldova is to romania

French is the languge of niggers in Africa

just like english

there is no such thing as dutch and french
it is a nationalist trick to subvert walloon and flemish like they did to other cultures under their fist

how fitting that the king of Belgium speaks it then

No one gives a fuck about the royal family

French in this country are poor commie socialist cunts, they are a cancer

there are no french in belgium
only walloons

What's the difference? French is a civic nationalist identity, all you need to be French is to speak French and obey the Parisian hegemon.

>French is a civic nationalist identity
precisely
which means it doesnt exist
just like german and dutch and italian dont
difference is unlike americans people here have been brainwashed to believe this nonsense

sure it doesn't exist, too bad it's still there after several centuries

t. george soros

kill yourself

>t. jacobin filth
ancien regime is coming back and nationalists are gonna hang

Basé

Lol, Verhofstadt, Juncker, Schultz and Tusk holding the Brussels' GDP per capita.

>People of foreign origin make up nearly 70%
OH NO NO NO NO

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brussels#Nationalities

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but there's more Africans speaking English than French and some also speak Portuguese and even Spanish or German
What is this meme of French being an African language?

>sure it doesn't exist, too bad it's still there after several centuries
It actually only came into existence in the past two centuries, no one in most of "France" even spoke that dogshit language until you genocided their cultures in the Vergonha.

belgium is a conspiracy theory created by anglo to cause hate amongst frogs and cheeseheads

How come G*lloids always ruin every place they live in?

from my personal experience

French: niggers and arabs
Dutch: normies
English/German: high class international kids

case closed now shut the fuck up frogs

thankfully we can rise above that

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haha he said the occitan word again
what a man of culture
please save the honor of my poor victimized region with your vast wikipedia knowledge of my own country

indeed, which means nowadays we share more cultural ties between ourselves than people would in the past and it was still France..

Did you mean china?

dont use the f-word
proper term is parisien language