/brit/

idea: system shock but you play as an alcoholic and the evil AI assumes that you're too drunk/retarded to be an issue
uh something something drunk husbands domestic abuse
yeah that'll do it

going to make a model tank
don't know what one yet

How the fuck did you get a gf?
Tinder?.

genuinely fucking grim

schizophrenia

Nah seriously I do this as well. I like to think a lot of people do it they just won't admit it. Perhaps you're just practicing your story telling skills?

Most of the time I'm just making chit chat to myself in a roadman accent, saying shit like ting and blud, just cos I find it hilarious haha

When I smoke weed, it causes me to have conversations with myself with one side being self-critical. So perhaps I'm a very self-critical person and should ease up on myself.

already arranged next pulling expedition for saturday with the swiss lads
have to be almost there now; every time ive gone out ive had slightly more success, this time finally got a jap girl to touch my cock so come on

is this real

Scale?

everyone with a 100+ IQ talks to themselves occasionally

Told you mate, I knew you had it in you to pull

you are irish lmao

>Most of the time I'm just making chit chat to myself in a roadman accent, saying shit like ting and blud, just cos I find it hilarious haha

Creasing at this. top lad

looks like a shrivelled up nigger willy

got any hugs?

look up "Gillian Anderson Sex Education"

bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-47163940

>Brazil's President Jair Bolsonaro has pneumonia

BASED

new toil-scran recipe for me

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Talked to her at the coffee shop

>Food banks
>Record homelessness
>Austerity
>Universal credit
>Hostile environment

People still vote tory.

Half the country has an IQ that's below average. We need to ban voting. The people are too stupid.

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Been telling people to neck themselves again.
I wonder how many actually do.

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forgive them father
they know not what they do

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talked to a cute girl at the bus stop and got on first then went upstairs and they stayed downstairs
weird, they were the one who started talking to me and gave me some of their food

How the fuck could you even do this without lubrication

My banjo string would SNAP bruv

first time I've ever heard macron speak

youtube.com/watch?v=Epb5RwLXA8U

doesn't sound that bad tbqh

Virgin

I thought she was a dyke?

>lost 2 stone since december
making it bros!

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I'm an otherwise healthy 24 year old lad, went on holiday across the world to a third world place and got fucking pneumonia.

It fucking sucks

on god we gon get u some pussy bro

when I dude weed lmao'd as a teen I used to talk to myself often similar to how you describe

weed does enhance this sort of behaviour doesnt it, find myself going proper schizo sometimes when I am alone and high, often do the same thing with accents but I like to do a thick cockney accent instead

Labour needs to occupy the radical centre

Why do they update this shit like every two days

Still can't believe that yank in the last thread who thought they'd continue play football with horses on the pitch lmfao they are fucking unbelievable sometimes

1/72 probably
cant fucking be bothered with painting hand railings on a bigger one
biggest i'd do is one of them little warhammer games
any bigger and you're apinting fucking toenails
don't know whether to do modern (leopard 2 or challenger 2) or WW2

wash it down with nigger semen do ya?

nothing inherently wrong with UC, it makes sense desu, it's just a bit low and the implementation has been a shambles

*dribbles*
me like are tezza
she strong iron lady
breggsit means greggs
muh house prices
muh renting

>wash it down with nigger semen do ya?

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i know i can pull
ive pulled before
never done foreplay in a club before that was a new one but have pulled
however
have yet to transform a pull into a shag
was squeezing a jap girls tits tonight (flesh-on-flesh contact under bra+top)

Haha. Your banjo string is still intact. Virgin!

that american delicacy is yet to reach out shores

Fun fact this was actually filmed in Ireland.
youtu.be/wHcV-gj5djE

haha lad it was all in good fun haha

>>Hostile environment
what do you mean by this?

>turn on a light in your room
your mum looks better in the dark

Don't forget Brexit chaos, stagnant productivity and wages, record private debt, mass migration, 23 cabinet resignations and plots to bring down the PM. The voters are absurd.

What's universal credit? The dole?

did you make pilgrimage to the hard rock cafe in tokyo?

The fact that UKIP manages to get 4% without Farage surprises me

Oh Jeremy Corbyn!

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Irish Comet or Churchill?

flesh-on-flesh
caterwauling at my own posts lol haha

Most autistic thing you do lads?

I get told I look like an actor a lot so I sometimes go on their social media and read all the comments saying they're hot and use it as a moral boost and assume women think that of me but I just don't hear it because I'm ont a celebrity they can post about online

The Walmart haul. Got the Apple ones after the suggestion. Never tried them before

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Oh you think the government is bad? well I'd like to see you do a better job!

no you havent you're sat in your hotel looking at JAV you sad cunt

Don't care

Based Refused

Labour right now

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They get that much due to the old Stephen Yaxley-Lennon

25 years ago

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TOP SHAGGERS? ANY TOP SHAGGERS IN HERE TONIGHT?

I seriously need some advice on how to last longer. This morning I lasted 20 seconds and that was with a condom. I felt so embarrassed, it was the last straw.

Whenever I try to research this I get a bunch of generic websites and videos and some bollocks about 'kegels'. I need to know how and why methods for lasting longer work, not "just tense your anus muscles bro!"

There HAVE to be some lesser known techniques that the shaggers use. I wish I could last 15+ minutes raw in several positions.

yeah

nah, ugly blocky tanks
might have done the l60 but didn't see any kits for sale
I like the ones that look properly murderous
leopard, challenger, sherman, tiger or panther

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why the sudden change of pace, thought you was content with foam vaginas?

moon pies are shit, just letting you know

I use big words and the cavemen at work get confused
youtube.com/watch?v=28--5aEV1Z0

>wank beforehand... not possible in your scenario ofc
>improve your cardiovascular fitness (probably the biggest one)
>do kegels
>breath properly during

A hostile environment for migraints. One of Theresa May's inventions

Yeah but they pay a pittance and expect vulnerable people to manage an online claim

>going to walmart to buy shit food
>and then blogging about it in a british thread
off yourself

It's just experience, get a rhythm that you know the pace won't make you cum when you're ready speed it up to cum

remember when are tezza tried to ban porn

shagging expedition planned for russia

I remember watching that Day for Freedom they all did where TOMMEH got a drag queen to sing a couple of songs on stage just to try and annoy muslims. Was a bizzare sight to see a crowd of football hooligans standing awkwardly waiting for Tommy to come back on to complain about being banned from twitter

*strum strum*
virgin freak
*strum strum*
qu'est-ce que c'est

twitter.com/NetflixUK/status/1092456814619344897

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*rails against the elites*

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for me, it's a 9.1% ABV imperial stout that you can drink like water

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IMO it's mostly psychology
if you think something will make you cum buckets with a featherduster touch, it will
if you think something's a chore you really have to put your back into, you will
other than that deathgrip is the only thing that's physical

Aged like wine, actually prefer her now

want to kiss the oneitis once more

Rasheed

hello it's julius evolbrah here with revolt of the week

genuinely not the case
inconceivably and certainly unreasonably (am most definitely not a shagger), i have close to zero inhibition when approaching girls. wasnt the case even a year ago but now will just approach groups of 4+ females and introduce myself because genuinely dont care what they think of me
that of course means a significant amount of rejections, very significant amount indeed, but theres always some that fall through the net

you'll still be an an ugly autist there

can you buy me some mr. pibb or big red pls

tinder says otherwise

got no friends

dunno
>kegels
lol those'll just make you cum harder/further

Admit it

You LOVE yanks

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>le epic strong beers

why do yanks do this? Can't have a good long session on that lot