>*Blocks your way*
>"Pay jizya, infidel, or face the consequences"
*Blocks your way*
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Me on the right.
I'd rather pay zakaat, akhi!
*hugs him*
*Throws pork meat at you*
I draw my glock 40.
You're under arrest for extortion.
*squeezes your nose*
HONK HONK!
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"yes, sir. one second"
*reach in bag, pull out notebook, pull out pen*
"let me write you a check, kind sir"
*draw a bearded old man in white robes next to a 9 year old girl in the desert*
"here it is"
*muslims see it and they all melt into camel urine*
Done.
Step aside or your country is finished.
>*Beheads you*
>موت يا كافر يا زنديق يا ميبون يا ملحد يا يهودي يا ولد حرام يا كلب يا منيّك يا خرّاي يا غير مؤمن يا عطّاي يا بوّال يا شايط يا ولد القحبة نعن دين والديكم
I administer .44 caliber aspirin to his brain.
>takes of my shoe and beat him.
That’s a Sikh you fucking retard holy shit
*yanks your beard*
*grabs a machine gun on you*
*RATATATATATATATA*
New Amsterdam once more
I got your jizya right here boy.
*unzips pants*
No.
*Humps you*
youtube.com
*hits you with a bat*
*shaves off beard*
*spits at face*
*keeps walking*
Mind saying that again brudasie?
Darker than you, Olaf