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/asean/ ceramah edition
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youtube.com/watch?v=PakGwDYlXDI
youtube.com/watch?v=ar3WzLCaRl8
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NBN–ZTE_deal_corruption_scandal
gmanetwork.com/news/news/nation/582398/duterte-responds-lumayas-kayo-i-ll-deal-with-china-russia-instead/story/
pna.gov.(ph)/articles/1055300?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=dH1jWjkoJ9g&t=46s
thestar.com.my/news/nation/2019/02/07/wisma-putra-confirms-detention-of-47-malaysians-in-cambodia/
bworldonline.com/boom-time-for-filipino-writers/
gmanetwork.com/news/lifestyle/content/327385/300k-fans-and-growing-wattpad-at-the-34th-manila-international-book-fair/story/
e.vnexpress.net/news/sports/football/best-goal-of-asian-cup-2019-scored-by-vietnam-midfielder-hai-3878864.html
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1st for shortstack.

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The GOATs

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stop posting obscene drawings

Who cares

Make me

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Great khutbah today, Ayen BTFO!

youtube.com/watch?v=PakGwDYlXDI

This. Fucking your sibling and fucking outside marriage are wrong.

Great khutbah today. Drumpf BTFO!

Do you ever watch Turkish shows or movies?

The US just pledged 1.5B annually for Indo-Pacific, more importantly ASEAN against China and ISIS with Trump's Congress passing a law last year.

The allies (Thailand, Philippines, Korea and Japan) was the focus of the law. ASEAN, particularly the Philippines would get the biggest chunk of the aid.

Flipland would only get "counter narcotic" aid only until Duterte promises to change though.
Cambodia and Myanmar might get no aid at all.

The law also reaffirm's US stance against China, pro taiwan, pro "human rights" and "democracy".

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I hate china but taiwan is SJW Cuckshed doesn't deserve any support. They ruin their own country with gay feminine shit

My favorite Vietnamese rapper
youtube.com/watch?v=ar3WzLCaRl8

Try "happy birthday to me", my favorite malaysian rapper

Taiwan's anti-china so the US is with them. It's the US sticking to their interests like always.

Sounds like a rap song from 2005, when was this made

Sorry I don't understand.

>Sounds like a rap song from 2005, when was this made
Probably around that time yeah, he has already retired from making music.

+aga|0gs

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ok

Bìßaýàn, Iĺĺòçàñò

§ex §laves

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>Thailand
oh no

Does Persida "The Plague" Acosta works for the chinese government?

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You have Violated UU ITE & UU Pornography.
Surrender yourself or face harsher jail time !

so kalang people, badui and suku anak dalam are just shaivist/shiva follower that refuse to accept islam as their religion but at the same time lose their connection with shaivism

Mashallah, brothers.

hujan

Do asean chinks make gutter oil?

sometimes my brother. i make my own so i know it's organic.

How difficult is Cebuano to learn?

i only spy on girls peeing , sorry i dont make gutter oil

Damn so Trump is doubling down, 1.5B aide sounds nice but accounting for the politicians here in the Philippines I don't think that much would be left.

On the other hand China at least knows how to deal with corrupt politicians basically skipping most of the bureaucratic processes and overseeing their investments personally. But they are so disconnected with this world they might as well be considered aliens.

Lisod kay walay tarong na tudlo sa tibuok kalibutan. kung ganahan ka maka kat-on sturya lang jud sa mga tawo diri.

Difficult because there isn't a formal teacher in the entire world. If you really want to lean you just have to speak with the locals.

Leni's SP is so witty, how is the damage control over the measles outbreak

Meh, it would be easier if you have someone to converse with
It has more emphasis on the passive than the English which is why they are not as direct as Engish language speakers.

Why would you even want to

Only boomers watch that shit

>overseeing their investments personally
YIkes do shills really believe this

china gives out investment and they dont care if they will be corrupted or if it goes to Corrupt politican Ex Gloria arroyo and the ZTE scandal en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NBN–ZTE_deal_corruption_scandal

as long as they pay
but if they cant pay the debts the they will own and take it.

That's why digong loves chinks they have no condition and they don't probe the politicians unlike the EU and USA
gmanetwork.com/news/news/nation/582398/duterte-responds-lumayas-kayo-i-ll-deal-with-china-russia-instead/story/

By gutter oil you meant dried coconuts that are left in a corner after a storm. Most of my parents still make their own coconut oil and eventually recycle some of the 'bad' looking coconuts since it'll still yield some.

Import more cheap beef to our country. Import more lambs too please.
$10 for a pinch of Australian Saffron? Jesus Christ, only a few people can even afford that. Make it $8 or even $6 and many hampas lupa will try it out.
And stop importing alligator meat. None of us knows how to cook it.

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Yes, they also cook cat and rat meat in their cuisines in restaurants, seriously.

this rumor has been persistent for decades now.

Too ignorant to research better call him a shill instead. Retarded yellow poster

If the 1Billion yolanda funds was mispent

here are the rest, its in the national treasury
pna.gov.(ph)/articles/1055300?

hopefully the Dutertard/Marcostard poster will shut up about it

but I doubt it.

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Why do roastes exist?

forgot pic related

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>how is the damage control over the measles outbreak.

Cringe and Full force they can't seem to pin it down on PNoy,
since Acosta has been vidoetaped and well documented to be the one who is acting like a lunatic and spreading anti vaccine hysteria.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=dH1jWjkoJ9g&t=46s

We have Zinneshine or something I can't remember it's nonstop Indian movies

stop mixing English with Tagalog

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Recycled oil maybe, it's been a sterotype here to not trust chinese food and resturants for ages now.
why, sexpat reasons, gf?
Instead of you leatning force them to forgoe thier dying language heheheh..

Instead of denying that Tagalog as a language is dying why dont you be the difference and start speaking tagalog more often. For starters speak with your other tagalog posters michcuck and Mega korean weeb lover

I for one is glad cebuano is dying tho, hopefully there wont be deniers lmao ;)

thestar.com.my/news/nation/2019/02/07/wisma-putra-confirms-detention-of-47-malaysians-in-cambodia/
>47 people gambling syndicate
Any Cambodian around? Is this big news there?

based and redpilled

Not sure about that, but I do know that Cambodia's gambling industry is sizable and mostly caters to Thais, since gambling is illegal in the latter country.

pengen ngentot gan

so why haven't the rupiah redenomination happened yet? It has been quite a while

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>mum calls me to her room
>"user, please take care of your dad for me, I need to go for prayers"
>see dad writhing in pain, pointing to his kidney
>mum passes me tiger balm and tells me to rub and massage the affected area
>she leaves the room and went for prayers
I'm sitting there dumbfounded at whatever the fuck was going on. Dad was screaming and crying but mum just goes "ehh"

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Shouldn't you have sent him to the hospital instead? That sounds serious.

Unironically Wattpad is saving our local publishing industry. yikes

bworldonline.com/boom-time-for-filipino-writers/

gmanetwork.com/news/lifestyle/content/327385/300k-fans-and-growing-wattpad-at-the-34th-manila-international-book-fair/story/

>Wattpad currently supports 30 different languages. Lau noted that, “Tagalog is the [second] largest language [on our site].”

Appendicitis

They must be waiting for after the election. Can't have the opposition gloat over the failure since the risk to fail is too high.

So how are you guys preparing for the Vietnamese football century ?
How long until Vietnam makes debut in WC and wins the Asian Cup ?
e.vnexpress.net/news/sports/football/best-goal-of-asian-cup-2019-scored-by-vietnam-midfielder-hai-3878864.html

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When will you stop shitting about the Asian Cup all the time? Can't you see that not all of us care?

>his country hasn’t won anything with their team
Ewww

Pot, meet kettle.

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>not knowing the Far Eastern Games
Yeah that was ages ago, but it's something I guess?

Apparently he said it started to hurt after he got hit with a heart attack for the first time a few weeks back, he says these are all just "shocks" so I don't have to worry

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>bringing up an achievement that was ages ago and before colored television
Yep that’s how I know you guys are bad at football

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The point is, people here are tired of you bringing up the Asian Cup all the time. Couldn't you at least talk about something else that's Vietnam related? Like I don't know, manufacturing or tourism?

You're the only one getting triggered you dumbfuck

Keep going on Viet user

In the meantime, it is clear that Taiwan will be taken aback by White House. Americans only works for its own benefit. The economic damage that Taiwan will face in the future will be beyond imagination because of the mischief of America. Pity Taiwan. American politians are betting on the survival of the Taiwanese in order to pressure China.

I seriously hope you guys can challenge us in next year’s AFF Suzuki Cup . It’s boring winning all the time

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>mentioning events all the time is bad
>circlejerking about anything else is good

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Guys, what are the differences between Malaysian Malay and Bahasa Indonesia?

Bahasa Indonesia is a poor imitation of Malaysian Malay.

Malay = more English loanwords
Indonesian = more Dutch loanwords
There are other differences but that's one of the more obvious ones

Malay has won an AFF Cup while Bahasa Indonesians have yet to win something relevant

Bahasa Indonesia = Based and Redpilled
Muttlaysian Malay = cringe and bluepilled

Grammar and vocab borrowed from English vs Dutch.

>Muttlaysian Malay
The mutt version is called manglish.

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Damn you guys got anglo’d hard

We have taglish which is basically this

>People worried about police while littering
I wish my country had this. :(

Malaysians are more disciplined than we are.

Only urban folks, they even use 'I' to refer to themselves which sounds rather disgusting to me.
That is just language example, littering is serious problem since people have the mindset 'those Bangladesh/Cambodian/etc janitors will pick it up'.

india superpower 2020

Whats more annoying
>india superpower 2020
or
>Most powerful race

both are bad you dumb tripfag.black or white fallacy

filippino is the most powerful race in the world

Thailand’s football team pretending they are relevant

Pinoy pride to be honest. Too much of it, especially when the amount of Pinoyness is so minimal it's almost laughable. India becoming a superpower is actually more plausible at least.

triple mutt
BisaTaglish lol

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i've heard that your national football team's ace has moved to incheon united. incheon is a cool team with passionate fans and perfect stadium, but they have not much money in k-league classic. they're a citizen's club. if he belong to fc seoul and suwon bluewings or jeonbuk motors, his chances of moving to european leagues are high.

They lost 4-1 to India but still managed to end up second in the group.

Yeah Phượng is going to K-league , just hope it goes well there and he doesn’t end up on the bench for entire season
They got lucky

One difference between them is that Indonesia uses comma as a decimal separator, due to Dutch influence, whereas Malaysia uses a decimal point

>remember being a kid in the suburbs disgusted by folks using " I, U, I, U"
>go to college in PJ now and folks use it everyday
After some time I pick it up also

Yes. But that's their business. Taiwan could certainly use the support.

But we're getting money, I hope. Aid is always good.

Most powerful race is just a meme from a shooped picture.
Though they are also annoying.

the squad of incheon recently is weak, so maybe it will give him a lot of opportunities. the players who usually stand out in incheon united often buy from fc seoul. wish him good luck because there are fc seoul players who have moved to tottenham, arsenal, as monaco, lille and celtic.

Better than "ane ente ukhti akhwan" we have here

I'd prefer that
It sounds cute
>tfw no purdah-wearing anime-eyed petite gf

Why would they pin it down to pnoy?
No one really cares about football here.

I thought /asean/ was a Catholic thread?

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