/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

me in the pic

Vigne a shit and Kay is my favorite

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hey!
how are ya?

thank u, next is not as good as sweetener imo

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Nice will try this later

Talking to a girl on tinder about spooky skeletons and calcium

Broke my fast after 3 and a half hours. Willpower? Never heard of him.

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God, I wish we could trade

innanet culture 101 innit

Me and the lads

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This picture has never made sense no one just has ammonia laying around and if they tried to buy it they'd figure it out immediately

Me in the turquoise top.

ok that is literally me on the left

>that guy on the left
>shoulderlets

should just say glass cleaner/windex
but then some kids would actually die

*gives you a (You)*

It's easy to buy ammonia, and some people do have it around. You can buy it at Home Depot.

*ahem*
those are pauldrons

>but then some kids would actually die
That image is old as fuck /b/ probably would have found it funny if someone actually died from it so I doubt that was a concern

*slams hands on table*
Back the fuck off?!?!

well aware how old it is
thank you, oh, wise one of yore

There were always people who had to make it clear it was poison so the "joke" never got far. In some shittier versions of the pic it advised the person to take a deep breath which made it too obvious a give away.

youtu.be/moN67R7Vew0

*shits up the thread*

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poor form desu

>brown nipples

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>of course I'll show you my nipples bro

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so many things wrong with this picture

you know i think i know what that guy that says im trying to imitate "twitter girls" or whatever is talking about, i think im just watching way too many drag race and im starting to talk like them

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you already talked like that before i introduce you to drag race
t. expert

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Did a 24hr fast today and it felt good.
Might start omad

no you're just a huge gay faggot that's all, same as you've always been

*introduced

I’m gonna start writing here how I text

then i dont know what hes talking about desu

>tfw OMAD just because I'm a NEET and only eat when parents cook me dinner

lmao yall try so hard to fit into your personas

because at their core, most posters in here have nothing interesting to say at all. This is doubly true for the mexicans we have these days.

wtf bug is this its in my bed

it is true i dont have anything interesting to say

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And yet you still constantly post

wait pic

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I have interesting things to say, I just don't know how to articulate my thoughts. You can rest assured my thoughts are brilliant in my brain though.

yall love me dont lie

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>yall

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I rly like that pic, no reconstitution

Has a women let you cum in her before? I kind of felt embarrassed when a tinder slut ask me that. So I did

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Sure, if you only post based taytay, not cringe ariana grande

>most posters in here have nothing interesting to say at all

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Why the fuck would you do that you'll get syphilis AND a child support obligation

I'm NEET and fast just to save money
Mommy and daddy cut me off the parent bucks

*posts based ari*

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I'm fine

holy shit I need to get hitched before Valentine’s Day I feel like a loser I haven’t been single on it since I was 13

Were you guys aware that there is a widespread misconception regarding Ariana Grande? Many believe he to be a Mexican, but she is actually Italian.

>cant get any matches on tinder
>cant meet grills on campus
>time plummets onward

should I just kms at this point

me and the USA

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hmmmmm

im gonna download lilmixedhunny pictures again and avatar with themm

me not in the pic

Me exposing my cute tummy.

I'm feeling blue right now. I don't know why. I am a slave to my emotions.

maybe height doesn’t matter after all you ugly fuck lol

both are white

just give up on women and dedicate your life to gaming

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me on the left

omg ashley do it

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dont remember asking you, manlet

im not a manlet u ugly bum

fags

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Feeling horny right about now. Post sexy SFW pics.

larva

when i went downtown i saw a lady mariachi and she had the most beautiful makeup ive ever seen
it was kike perfect, i wanted to take a picture of her desu

Save yourself some time and just order a hooker.

>kike
are you anti-semitic?

placer out here acting superior to short guys while being a virgin

Pick a number between 1 and 3000

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why do you have a problem with me?

ummm n-no...

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Soles

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#15

ale, remember when i first talked to you about drag race and you said you weren't interested and you didn't like the FASHION of it, specifically violet's?

Burger King foot lettuce....

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hmmmmmm
you must've used that word before if your phone corrected it to it
be truthful

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This was meant for

i do remember saying something about the fashion, but i dont remember it being about violet lol
i had in my head that drag was just something like trixie mattel (which i still dont like btw)

nice

i dont have autocorrector on i swear