The /balt/ + /ausnz/ Supercontinent

In The Name of Her Glorious Might, Royal Beauty, Empress and Autocrat of All the Baltides, Baltinia, Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsarina of Kazan, Tsarina of Astrakhan, Tsarina of Poland, Tsarina of Siberia, Tsarina of Chersonese Taurian, Tsarina of Georgia; Lady of Pskov and Grand Princess of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, Finland; Princess of Estland, Livland, Courland, Semigalia, Samogitia, Belostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugorsky land, Perm, Vyatka, Bolgar and others; Lady and Grand Princess of Nizhny Novgorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Yaroslavl, Belozersk, Udorsky land, Obdorsk, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and all of the northern countries Master; and Lady of Iberia, Kartli, and Kabardia lands and Armenian provinces; hereditary Sovereign and ruler of the Circassian and Mountainous Princes and of others; Lady of Turkestan; Heir of Norway; Duchess of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, Empress of Austria; Apostolic Queen of Hungary, Queen of Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia and Lodomeria; Queen of Jerusalem etc.; Archduchess of Austria; Grand Duchess of Tuscany and Cracow; Duchess of Lorraine, Salzburg, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola and Bukowina; Grand Princess of Transylvania, Margrave of Moravia; Duchess of Silesia, Modena, Parma, Piacenza, Guastalla, Auschwitz and Zator, Teschen, Friuli, Dubrovnik and Zadar; Princely Count of Habsburg and Tyrol, of Kyburg, Gorizia and Gradisca; Princess of Trent and Brixen; Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and Istria; Countess of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenburg etc.; Lady of Trieste, Kotor and the Windic March, Grand Voivod of the Voivodeship of Serbia, Queen of The Balkans, God Queen of Australia, New Zealand and Her other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth, Ruler of Britannia and Rightful Heir to The Großdeutsches Reich etc. etc.

General for the Baltides of Livonia, the Lithuanian Commonwealth and The Great Oceanic Commonwealth and so forth.

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Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olaf_Tryggvason
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

10/10 trap.

How DARE you take my spot as the first poster in a /balt/ thread, simply how DARE you

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imagine the smell

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Haven't been on Jow Forums for a while and honestly after seeing the shit that goes on on the other boards I'm glad to see the people on here again.

Based coworker told me to go have a break

were barely here you have to help us
yeah based coworkers always letting me leave earlier too

DRAIN LIFE

yeah I'm about it

*ahem *

Tavo seneliai ir tėvai gavo pist, o tu ne :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

*dab *

Nepamirškit paspausti patinka, prenumeruoti ir pasidalinti :D

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They probably don't want you to fuck everything up.
Or they rather be alone, than spend time with you.

*Slowly enters the thread*

BUT THE FOOL ON THE HILL
SEES THE SUN GOING DOWN

We need a thread theme song lads?

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE

post balt ausnz frogs

so /ausnz/ is out of /brit/ now?

if we keep following my plan, yes
this will also attract new fags but that's a necessary sacrifice

0*1.25=0

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the caption says that there are 25% more sex in February

Haha ne, šįvakar vėl gausiu pist.

savo plaštaką?

>ADHD

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Atšilo oras, pakilo noras, kaip sakant hehe :D

Has something happened recently?

revived /balt/ and now its still on life support
time heals wounds though

>revived /balt/
imagine being as delusional as mikaka

check the archives the proof is right there

don’t have time to, lol, it’s a dead général anyway

ate a hesburger, because it was close-by, what a shithole compared to maccas and the set menus are overpriced, never again

btfo and coping

Hello chaps.

How about that Kranklis fella??

/balt/ + /ausnz/ is literally the only thing in my life worth living for.

Thoughts?

suicide is an option

make a time-machine and go back 3 years

Lunchtime boys

And then what? That was about the time I "quit" Jow Forums

*imagines the smell*

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the plan is working. execute phase 3.

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*krinks*

night night, nazis.

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Want to be dead but don't want to kms

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go Donald, get the delegates
ill keep these thots at bay

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why are we here now ok i guess

why wouldn't u be

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Hesburger stuff taste better tho. They add more SAUCE

YAS!

>the weebs are planning on overrunning this general again
STAND FAST

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>walk into McDonalds
>young, demure girl serves you
>"Hi, what can I get you?"
>with a manly bellow you say, "Get me a HE'SBURGER!"
>other blokes take out their dicks and start beating them agains the tables while they hoot like apes
>she gets you your burger
>"Th-thank you for choosing us."
>"It was my privilege."

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>drinking Lithuanian brand water

based and redpilled

>introducing the new tsar of the new world

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if i had a gun and i saw this guy in the street i would shoot him until it was empty
useless chinese controlled cockroach

thanks for having me

Has he lost weight?

heh no need to thank me gents

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you were one of the weeb faggots makita

got ur timelines mixed up buddy

>

your miniscule brain is a thing of humor

I am the savior of this place
bow

or be smited

Xanax and The Holy Bible

Lithweeb is successfully destroyed.
Should some hypothetical janny get rid of Mikoto?

lithweeb is healing slowly but surely

this hypothetical janny works on my command
surely u knew this and ur post is satire

i hope the baltics continues to move away from russian influence and improves its situation

Based, thanks bro

Thanks for your support :^)

thank you

And thats a bad thing

who could be behind this post?

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New commie uprising when

>This time their destination was Gardarike (Kiev), where Astrid's brother Sigurd was in the service of King Valdemar (Vladimir I). Olaf was three years old when they set sail on a merchant ship for Novgorod. The journey was not successful: in the Baltic Sea they were captured by Estonian vikings, and the people aboard were either killed or taken as slaves. Olaf became the possession of a man named Klerkon, together with his foster father Thorolf and his son Thorgils. Klerkon considered Thorolf too old to be useful as a slave and killed him, and then sold the two boys to a man named Klerk for a ram. Olaf was then sold to a man called Reas for a fine cloak.[8] Six years later, Sigurd Eirikson traveled to Estonia to collect taxes for King Valdemar. He saw a boy who did not appear to be a native. He asked the boy about his family, and the boy told him he was Olaf, son of Tryggve Olafson and Astrid Eiriksdattir. Sigurd then went to Reas and bought Olaf and Thorgils out from slavery, and took the boys with him to Novgorod to live under the protection of Valdemar.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olaf_Tryggvason

based klerkon disposing of useless nords

right now, let's rise up against these commies for the glory of auso-baltia

>auso-baltia
learn the Baltide lore before posting

no

how did this whole balt+ausnz thing start?
like what's the reason?

I made it like 4-5 years ago cause I thought it was funny and was hoping it would annoy people

Surprised it's still a thing desu

I also tried to start a regular /balt/ thread on s4s but I guess that never took off :^[

oceania is located in the baltic sea

another good thing is that the posting hours overlapped so the thread used to stay up 24/7

Also this

not so much when the weebs were winning

KUS ON KÕIKE EESTI??????

anime is a strong society filter

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average kiwi bloke

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Why is mikaka so cringe?

really enjoying all these kiwis here :)

literally me

can't be

do they really do that in nz too?
so many guys wear autism jeans like this in the west, it’s acceptable if youre a blue collar worker on the job but as a regular outfit it looks so bad
when i went to america almost everyone wore jeans like, always combined with running shoes
even the wealthy dress like that pic related, its meg ryan

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the 2000s are taking the world by storm

what should I do to impress Lithuanian girls here?

money

Le epic dance xd

a one way trip back to lithuania

just b yourself

>have some autistic Finn "friend" on steam
>He assaulted and beaten up some kids pretty badly in staircase of his apartment because they would ring his doorbell and run away
>Now cops took him away

why are they like this

Most of the kids and teens are absolute cunts and they deserved a good beating. Absolute worst """people""" in this world