/brit/
just got back from from my holiday in england
hows /gf2019/ going user?
fwb missed her period
Just want to be financially free, not rich or anything, just a house paid off, toil 2-3 days a week and enough to lead a somewhat decent life
Don't need luxuries or anything
Hey that's a pretty good idea.
Going to cross the border soon so I just want to say that the King of Cambodia is a fag before I do
This.
3 days toil would be fine
A house could be simple.
based. fuck breeders
youtube.com
welcome to the UK
Might nip down the pub on my god at lunch
missed my period
is there a greater suffering than not being born with nice fat dick genetics
must be sick having a god that takes you places
If I may ask, are you going to singapore?
*surreptitiously throws you down the stairs*
No to Saigon
Got to go back to work on Monday since Tet is over
punctured testicle on a hillside desolate
how the fuck is cultural relativity a thing
some languages literally don't have numbers
they can't count 5 bananas let alone half the shit we take for granted in modern society
western civilisation is superior
what languages don't have numbers?
where did it all go wrong for you lads? I always wanted to be a pilot, got my license (and was pretty fuckin good), then my eyes went to shit.
haha.
when my foreskin wouldn't retract
This for me too, also becoming addicted to WoW at a key stage of my education
Maybe you can still work in a airport?
I BOUGHT YOUR COLGATE TOOTHPASTE, THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONTROL, AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT
Imagine getting a teratoma in your testicle
when my mam picked up the bottle
There's a papuan language with only two colours.
There's very eloborate vocabulary in aboriginal languages denoting precise familial relations.
Fascinating stuff is language
if i had any addiction it was msn
Missed my question mark.
Damn
Why are Asian religions so "out there" and surreal compared to ours?
Missed my footballer
i tell all my deepest darkest secrets in /brit/ but i change a few details around just on the off chance there's anyone i actually know also browsing and they could deduce who i am from my tales of intrigue
that would just be a constant reminder. I haven't even traveled since because it makes me so depressed to get on a plane
more varied terrain to inspire them
piraha
JUST HOLD ON WE’RE GOING HOME
soup sandwich and crisps for dinner
feels like the right thread to remind you of anglish
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I spurned going playing out with my mates to play WoW
I was a VF before it, but they distanced themselves from me because of it
Still nostalgic as fuck about WoW though and reminisce about the good times I had playing it regularly
>soup sandwich
bet that's a pig to pick up
try high level meditation or psychedelics and see what happens
I can't stop looking a big anime tits
didn't fall asleep until like 3am lads
pug roast
>psychedelics
Is this common in Asia though? Or through Asian history
Western spiritual life has been slowly eroded of all mysticism over the centuries
But asians also believe in all sorts of stupid things like ghosts and goblins as being 100% legit
Went from nothing to two proto gf's
Think I'll need to drop one but I have no clue how
Same.
Often alter seemingly trivial details in posts and keep a mental log of this. An example is i had an african coworker from ghana but i said he was gambian.
psychedelics can induce a state similar to high levels of meditation, although the former is more controlled and natural
Oh my days this is so me
*Shares it with the lads in the group chat*
Danny is that you
sorry the latter
Doxxed
In the comtext of hinduism Soma seems to be a herbal beverage sed by 'seers' to see into universe's mysteries.
Buddhism is more higher states of meditation
Bolton train station, platform 4, 20 minutes, be there to have your jaw tested
only have two classes today lads
fridays are great
John, this is babatunde, what you been saying?
Think I've become less racist, lads. Have also become more right-wing.
Same. I'll leave some details vague though I have been a so called personality at one point, and if someone was dedicated enough they could have easily doxxed me due to my forename and location alone
Mad that people used to work 6 days a week as standard
/brit/ is a cat, rorke, Emma Watson, anti-anime general.
lads I'm wrung out
hungover as fuck from last night
downed five beers and 350ml of voddy according to the gf
fuuuuuuuckk
Kirkham and Wesham, Platform 3, 5 minutes, get ready for me to come past
Alright Tom
literally nothing
grow up
>user it’s me you’re best friend since kindergarten
>y-yea I’ve grown a bit taller and stuff over the summer
>now hurry up we’re going to be late for school!
pick the one with the nicer chebs
>Makes sure Ciao Bella is fully visible for those who know what it means
>Coffee cup rotated to make sure the shops name is fully visible
>Bag placed so they know the brand and get a good look at it
Something about this insta nonsense doesn't sit right with me tbqh
taking a punt that you'd be struggling to identify someone called tom just from their location
Nah
pretty sure it's a right of passage for all british lads that when the first of the group gets a car you all start driving around in it randomly at 10pm-3am at night before eventually stopping at a mcdonalds or a chicken shop and eating it in the car
doesn't feel like nothing, I'm not a fucking alcoholic like you
wish i had had a friend with a vagina growing up
Problem is I've not seen either girls chebs in person and sober, though I'll probably see one of them in person within the next two hours because I'm on my way to hers right now
Ignore the Aussie. Pick the one with the nicer bum.
dreamt i had to design and machine a phallic-shaped rod and woke up with a raging hardon lads
engineering is becoming my life
surprisingly well my foreign friend yup the cards are all falling into place
Here Allah, mate... im pure mashed.
A boy's best friend is his mother
Did this except we listened to music so loud that parts of the car rattled and did coke off the back of a mobile phone instead
i had several when i was growing up who all yearned for my lips on theirs but i always had gfs occupying my time instead
now i'm single and often lonely
based and mumpilled
Me on the left
friends tried to pick me up to do this but my narcissist mum told them to fuck off
absolute mad lad
Imagine having the mental-togetherness and confidence to do that.
imagine when blumpf finally dies
there's gonna be jubilation in the streets
i mean what's the worst that could happen? like you get some disapproving looks or something
cannot fathom this mindset
I have a masters in electrical engineering but I work as an excel jockey
or beheaded
what's the trump equivalent of ding dong the witch is dead that we can push to the top of the spotify charts?
