Why Germans do this?

>Call our country "Frankreich"
Literally "Frank(ish)", "Empire", or Empire des Franks

>Call us Franzosen
Literally Frenchs or Français

Why just not call our country "Franzen"?

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"Franzen" was a word until lets say the start of the 20th century but it is pretty outdated. It was also often used to be a bit vuglar of French people as our countries did not really line each other back then.

Also we have a part of our country called "Franken" and we need to differ you guys from people like pic related who is of frankish ancestry

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"Reich" doesn't mean "empire" but is rather close in meaning to its cognate English "realm"

can you shut the fuck up already

The only reason we call you Franzosen is because we can't call you Franken because they already exist in Germany.

Here we call you francuzi too

Butthurt Francouz detected

we still consider it part of our reich.

wait until we reactive full reich modus.

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G*rm Austism

we need to differentiate real Franks like pic related from France because most Franks are not actually of frankish descent

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do you actually, genuinely believe you can go full autism once again with the absolute state of your army, the EU and NATO?

I think if we wanted to annex France we would just do it

>He takes shitposting on the internet for real

lmao sure

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>le epic german annexation
>*loses a third of its territory in only 30 years*

this time we come in peace Pierre

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relevant

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germans are warmongers who don't know peace

hypocrite

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why did you shave the heads of those girls Pierre?

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>wars caused by the germanic nobility
ok retard

they collaborated and had to be publicly shamed

This map is stupid, no wonder it's from Reddit. Eg: Ottoman frontier wasn't a peaceful place. During de jure peace time smaller battles and skirmish were normal. I am pretty sure this kinda situation happened elsewhere too in Europe.
Francia
Franciaország

they just wanted to reconnect with their frankish masters

Why are you so fucking triggered ?

You president is begging for Mummy Merkal to annex him.

he is italian tho

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1/4 Italian
3/4 pure franconian might

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>Dirty Blonde
>Italian

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Which ones right?

>tisch auf dem nebem der couch

Or

>auf dem tisch nebem der couch

This book im reading has a typo. I think its the second one.

youre correct

Considering how heavy the Eiffel tower is, there's no way 2 airships can grab it so easily

we call you frankrig, which means frankempire
but it could be read as fran war

Macron has a crippling granny fetish. Merkel could easily accomplish this with a bit of flirting

Sauce?

>Why just not call our country "Franzen"?
why not Frankreicher?

How tanned are you?

Auf der Tisch neben dem couch

Danke

I lied, but you're too adorable so my conscience came in.
Its actually
Auf dem couch neben der Tisch.

>uniting the Frankish Empire
>having both Napoleon and Hitler to fight off the Anglos
Sounds good to me

Haha nein u cant fool me

Shit mman u r really messing up my studies

Kein. Es ist, auf dem tisch neben der couch.

I spelt neben wrong at first. Thanks

Based.

We call you the same thing: "Frankrike" (Frank + Rike, which translates to German "Reich") and its people "Fransoser" (plur.) or "Fransmän" (usually only applicable to groups or individual men).

>Corsica is "Corse" not "Corsique"
>(Gallia) Belgica is "Belgique" not "Belgica" or simply "Belgia"
>""""Allemagne""""
>"Suisse" instead of "Confédération helvétique" or simply "Helvétique"

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our way of saying things have the prevalance tho

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Yes, but in the case of "Suisse" the name comes from the Germanic "Switzer", "Helvétique" comes from Latin and was used in French also.

i was joking, whoever use the fuck they want.

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Dumbass