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Peng edition

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Fuck you

Mental how all the lads who fought in the world wars were told they were doing it for the freedom to live how they see fit and to think and feel how they wanted but really it was just so evil entities could begin the process of replacing their people with foreigners

gona go on csgo and shout as some pakis

Dad’s listening to the same fucking Depeche Mode songs he’s listened to for the last 30 fucking years through his shitty phone speaker.

Need a poo

oh was ww1 about that? I didn't know that

I'm a massive faggot

START THE DAY OFF WITH A PINT
IMA SHOW YOU HOW TO LIVE LIFE
TAKE A LOT OF DRUGS DONT THINK TWICE

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your dad's pretty cool

At the airport gate in NZ there was a woman playing music on max from her ancient phone speakers. Not even a smart phone the quality was awful and she had it on max and was pointing it directly into her ears.

yeah you posted this in the last thread dave piss off now

based

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Ok now currently doing a poo

so this is the power of the developed world...

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fat as fuck to the point of gross how can you find this hot

Mum and dad are open door pooers.

Corrrrr

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believe in urself

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Godfrey bang on again

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you've been wrong before
don't get carried away

thats not dave

*believes in myself*

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mental how this and that and etc etc

Don't understand what this means

Got a Brasserie 1897 on the go

fucking fagggggggggot shut the fuck up

ah yes videogames

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i give you too much credit
return to the duplo bricks until you're ready

This is satire right?

Is the Instagram God namefag a tranny?

I think you're balding

its G14 classified

nice

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got so drunk today on cheap whisky and self pity i seriously considered apologising to the ex gf for being a closed up arsehole
glad i didn't, i'd rather die alone than admit i was wrong, which i wasn't btw

cant believe it

Shagged me mates bird.

Pretty sure she miss you user

prefer the term woman thank you

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nah its a london nigger who will be gone within the month

based boobs

if numbers repeat, /brit/ will all achieve bbw gf 2019

not sure you can still call him your mate

STATE of that forehead

Lil Pump is unironically rock and roll

>download a torrent
>barely upload 1GB before everyone else has downloaded it
ah yes, the "private tracker" game

I think I understand what people mean when they call them brave now

>prefer the term woman thank you

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LOL. We'll always believe you here lad.

>1944x2592
FUCK OFF

and i miss her, but can't have her know that, it would be a sign of weakness

that is a woman tho look at the hands

lil niggy woozo

my gf looks quite similar to that.

Gym Class and Awful Things aren't songs.

They're art.

Never seeded in my life me lol

so this is the power of masculinity...

all egyptians should be killed

Maybe
If you apologize and it goes wrong she will feel shit for so long
try it you are not losing anything

bwahahaha no trannies are silly hahahaha

No thats someone else that guy is a retard

man i hope they slept together

any harrow man in

>sign of weakness
Yep. Along with showing any emotions. Only women are allowed to express how they feel in relationships.

Boomers btfo

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Where's moni at lads?

Agreed

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disgusting niggers

Dogshit

hitler was a racist

colin furze hit 7m subs
big firework show then
starts at 5:00
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not sure you can still call her his bird

Its 4am, the club is shutting, you havent pulled and most people are going home. This is looking at you from across the smoking area, would you?

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too right

the only correct way to compensate for media is by paying the owners. if you're not doing that there's no point doing anything else

He doesn't know

Dunno if I tell him

>disgusting niggers

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sorry I am not gay

oi oi saveloy

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he's right mate
always been right

good post

the bloody chest hair

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he looks like my friend Paul and I am literally crying with laughter

Can hear it now "ayo nigger this slant eye bitch be short wish dad was here to see this shit"

I want to take it back (and measure it's skull) x

don't tell him
no good can come from it

When I was a youngster I used to refer to the black man by the term of “nigger.” At the time this seemed like the natural, uninhibited term to use. As I became older, went through college, and was exposed to a liberal education and the mass media brain pollution programs, I changed to the more “respectable” term of “negro.” Today, I am most emphatically again using the term nigger.
In so doing I have been rebuked and criticized by some people that this is being low-brow, uneducated, crude.
Nothing could be further from the truth. The fact is that I have passed through the “nigger” stage, the respectable “negro” stage, and have finally advanced to the “nigger” designation again, because I have found, from a lifetime of experience and from a lengthy study of the subject, that the term nigger is by far the most correct and proper term to use.
Furthermore, in looking up the word in Webster’s dictionary I found the term “nigger” very descriptive: “a vulgar, offensive term of hostility and contempt for the black man.” I can’t think of anything that defines better and more accurately what our position toward the nigger should be than what the dictionary said. If we are going to be for racial integrity and racial purity and for supremacy of the White Man, we should and we must take a hostile position toward the nigger. We must give him nothing but contempt.

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call me boys mans just ere innit

lmaooooooooo

>go into /brit/ expecting more chocolate women with big titis to be posted
>it's tranny hours instead
muslims were right

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God I hate the Brits. Just fuck off out our country already.

what if she tells him?

is he here?

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someone call this bender

Me?
Im a charlatan. An impostor an upstart.

Only redemption would be to have a genuinely clever son to basically relive my life in a more genuinely clever way.

>you are not losing anything
yes i am, my pride
>abloo abloo i'm so lonely i stay awake at night wishing you were with me in bed so i could feel your warmth against and smell your hair and hear your voice abloo abloo
fuck that

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