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roasties on suicide watch

Just pick it off.

filtered the Israeli flag

rather an early new thread op
be a shame if something were to...
*opens the report window*
...happen to it
*closes report window without reporting*
now
*undoes the top button of your blouse*
i'm sure we can come to some arrangement

Mental how every country outside of the EU is starving

just realised I forgot to take out the mango chutney for the balti pork curry with poppas and peshwari naan
Flavours get missed out on

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why can't anglos tolerate pickles?

what
why would I do that

>Sports Direct has confirmed it has made an offer to acquire Patisserie Valerie which collapsed into administration last month
Mental

is this the other philly poster

Fucking repulsive little warthog

that's the last of the cotton buds
if my inner ear starts itching now i am fucked

meaning of life
sounds good just bought 100k

give pickles another chance, you won't regret it

canada isn't in the EU and you've definitely not missed a meal

how do we stop him?

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youtube
he only does short films
the black tower is his best work imo and my favourite short film of all time ( youtube.com/watch?v=hw6exAfUWMI )
i'd reccomend starting with this: youtube.com/watch?v=FfWjDnDg4-s
he tends to be quite avant garde but usually very funny

Love gherkins me

sniff coke and wank

live outside of philly
talk about the surrounding area enough that you may think of me as a philly poster

Mike is gonna take on greggs further cucking newcastles transfer budget

here's his website some of his films are on there johnsmithfilms.com/

------ >The joke ---->
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Your head

user was brainwashed into hating the gherkins

how ironic

hi guys remember me?

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mini pizzas in the oven, ready soon

That girl looks like a good shag.

zionist is not a racist term

cokehead inneh

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avg. weight of your height

>haha you're fat btw
I get it

the last jason bourne film is a disgrace

yeah you killed urself innit

having a lovely wanky time

the socks just fucking ruin it

ok thanks I have book marked and probably won't get to by today but maybe by next week

you're balding

>ristorante pizzas half price at tesco
this changes everything

Which is the best version?

Jamie Principle - Your Love youtube.com/watch?v=TTz4ELe4vvA
Frankie Knuckles - Your Love youtube.com/watch?v=zl6uliNCkUU
The Source ft. Candi Staton - You Got The Love youtube.com/watch?v=_Lablc__jvo

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ah so you're the other other philly poster

cant you use that filename to work out which page on facebook it came from? or have they changed it?

Really though would actually drop this effeminate cunt in like 5 seconds

hey cope alone x

there's this gook girl who lives next door to me and normally i don't condone racemixing but she has big chebs and i want to cum on them

screaming at the mirror again?

yes
that's me

they’re quite nice for oven pizzas

Are they just big chebs or is she fat like in the OP

got my annual leave approved. Slovenia & Austria in June and then Shambala in August. Gona be a sweet fucking summer lads

or you could just go to home bargains/heron foods where they are always that price

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Right

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1549507551553.webm

It's 2029. Great Britain has long since left the European Union and formed alliances with China, Venezuela, Cuba, Syria and the DPRK. Great Britain exports high quality industrial goods and technical knowledge in exchange for resources unable to be obtained from Great Britain and its waters. The British Red Army and Department of State Security protect the British working class from the imperialist intrigues of the Federal European Union.

You wake up on Monday ready for your maximum 35 hour work week at full living wage from the first day. The housing crisis has long been resolved by the liquidation of the British bourgeoisie and the state control over housing, with unemployment abolished in the drive to create millions of new homes for Britons.

You travel on the modern British Rail train to your job at British Steel, rebuilding British industry. On the way in, you find yourself humming the national anthem of the Socialist Republic of Great Britain, "The Red Flag".

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new labour, new danger

As recently at 2002 the Irish were Britain’s largest foreign-born group. They have since been overtaken by Poles, Indians, Pakistanis and Romanians

Feel like something peng for din dins tonight

Suggestions welcome

twat

what's wrong with southend

her name is emily jane

they don't deliver though
nor do they have the other stuff i need like cheap bogroll and that
maybe they do but they don't deliver

>Shambala
will see you in sham lad

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no way to talk about your father
he was born that way

hope we get a hard brexit so it ruins your plans lol

look at this fucking mammoth

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The Last of Us is a good game, the best one I've played this month

Gonna give it 6 hugs up

Only criticism would be the high number of collectable items required for trophies and the fact that no trophies can be unlocked until you've completed the game (there's a trophy for finishing the story but not individual trophies for each chapter)

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should've listened
wish they'd articulated exactly why they were dangerous but it's too late now

Shit...now I want a British gf

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any k2s man in?

no she's quite thin

also seems to be one of those epic gamer gurl types

saag paneer and malabar paratha
raw red onions
poppadoms
lemon pickjle
jeera rice

I recycle because the process of sorting is cathartic in an ocd sort of way

however i know it's nonsense because
1. it wastes water cleaning the stuff
2. cross contamination happens regardless
3. council chuck it all in 1 bin when it suits them

the problem will only be solved by manufactures making less packaging and they'll only do that when customers are happy to buy unpackaged the way we did in the 30s and customers will only be willing to do that when they become noticeably poorer

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>2 first names
based

Reckon there's a good chance my Father would waste your father but we're not in primary school so what does it matter.

this can't fit in my mouth, send it back

wtf I love Brexit now

fuck off sex pest bastard

going there in July mate

for real?

oh no what will i do. oh right i'll just pay the few quid for a visa.

sucking a golf ball

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paki

bender

sex

offender

come home, Malabar man

nonce

>for real?
if shpongle shows up, ya

that looks nice
can feel my belly about to rumble at that