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Try to run down and you can catch a shot, nigga
Runnin' through these checks 'til I pass out
And shorty give me neck 'til I pass out
I swear to God, all I do is cash out
And if you ain't a ho, get up out my trap house!
I been sellin' crack since like the fifth grade
Really never made no difference what the shit made

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but aussie power hour is when /brit/ is empty why not use an empty vessel /brit/ is closer than /balt/ ever will be

"I'm like a Cap, cos I get so much Head"

wrote a book about a nigger lads

it's called "the nigger"

im gonna apply for a pizza delivery driver job
wish me luck

>american OP
>last thread only page 2
>no edition
>shit image
give me 1(ONE) reason why we should use this thread or im ringing j man

Look at my doggos!

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Good luck

>>be australian
>>go on /brit/ instead of /baltausnz/
/baltausnz/ has only returned recently but it's well known that the anglos came to /brit/ and chink aussies or slavic aussies went to /balt/

wrote a biography of myself lads

it's called "the shagger"

still in here lads

what's tipping culture like in australia? you're usually a bit yanky in other aspects so i reckon it's more common than here

me? i pay for the pizza online then grab it from the driver, wouldn't even dream of giving the cunt a tip

>slavic aussies
*shudders*

well rorke?

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sounds like a staple of the fantasy genre for years to come

from my previous knowledge of swedish flag posts in /brit/ i'm going to have to classify this as fake news

virgin freak

care to explain your reasoning?

we actually have a minimum wage
no idea about tipping

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choon and a half

almost was one but I moved from there at a young age x

is there anything worse than a moody woman

A historian attempting to predict in the 1870's which nation would take over world leadership from the British probably never would have guessed Scomo's Australia

there's more of them than you'd think mate
IIRC there was one aussie with latvian heritage and another one with lithuanian heritage which is how the /balt/ link began

and australians with no british heritage or connection generally seem to be seething at us

every swedish poster here is a virgin freak, especially the most prominent one
i'm guessing that is you but even the other less frequent swedes are virgin freaks

hi lads :3
getting a 'za for dins

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currently watching random cooking with jack yt vids
always howl at his subtle incompetence it's kino

OH MY DAYS LADS
My mate is getting married yeah, but the thing is his missus shan't be taking his last name, and if that wasn't cucked enough, her current surname isn't even her maiden name... SHE'S KEEPING THE NAME FROM A PREVIOUS MARRIAGE

I'm Balto-Celtic.

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one of my best online pals is an aussie whos parents are croatian

isn't there an election this year? i'm going to vote labor

shut up you freak!
now youve mad me sad... and a little bit horny :z

this

baltics aren't slavs

angry little virgin

Is it from a game?

why though? land + natural resources?

is your friend rich?

give some examples then

hahahahahaha
Is that cause she already has a kid with her ex's surname?

The STATE. Does he have some bizarre/unusual surname? If it was her maiden name I'd understand but not another mans.

Fuark

why?

How accurate is the end of the fucking worlds depiction of British society?

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yeah but tipping would be a big factor in whether the job's a goodun or not
if you get tips on top then you're earning a lot money

i honestly reckon good looking yank girls working in busy high end restaurants could make upwards of 100k dollars a year

oh dear oh dear oh dear
my wife will either take my last name or her name + her surname + my surname

wrote a book about a virgin freak and iim the protagonist

Sven Svensson
Carl Svenson
Sven Carlson
Carl Carlson

The only worthy vote is one for a minor party lad
Liberals last and Labor penultimate is fine

If by 'natural resources' you mean our human capital - yes

>“Worldview" is not based on books; it is an internal form, which at times in a person with little education is expressed much more brightly, than in some other "intellectual" or scientist.”

most of their national football team has croatian heritage
yanks are also virgin freaks
t. baltic heritage
don't need to, just a general assumption from all of the autistic posts coming from a swedish flag in /brit/
never seen any swedish post that would suggest they were a shagger

*if it were

no i am going to vote labor first

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my natural resources i mean lodas lithium and uranium and coal n shit

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alveg mellufucked á landa 2bh

my mam didnt take my dads surname and now theyre separated and i have a double barrel surname

don't care virgin

mopey headed rat dog cunt

vs ours

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alri Tarquin O'Seamus-Hennesy?

I met some australians this summer at my summerjob
always greeted me with g'day mate
top lads

that's not very catholic of them...

Mum didn't take my da's name but thankfully didn't give me the hyphenated last name, proper gay shit that

>no you
come on now lad, be honest with me and i won't laugh at you, i just want you to be straight with me please

how many fannies have you put your willy inside?

could an aussie even survive in iceland

mum got micked and took my dad's surname now i'm an englishman with an irish name

yeh but it’d be extremely cold

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Is it racist to prefer other colours to brown?

what was your summer job?
what did you think of the brits you met?

I'm sure an Iceland summer is as cold as an Ozzy winter (summer)

They've got the same blood as Canadians, Anglos are just that powerful.

oh nonononononno

not at all

Just helping a mate out, mate. I don't know if you're fob or just a dumbshit, but either way I'm helping a mate :)

let's say australia was quarantined as it is now and the white anglo population continued

would they eventually turn into niggers from the climate? if so how long would it take?

Churchill was a Nazi

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>canada -40
>uk 0
>aus +40
Anglos truly are the most powerful race

Only if they have fosters and a shrimp bbq

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If your fiancee refuses to take your last name, is it a deal breaker for you?

basically have a name as stereotypical as tarquin since its in irish coz im middle class

surname actually sounds good together, had girls compliment and say it was cool, since they're both single syllables and the alliteration is good

didn't he actually hate niggers?

*Let's say Australia were
It's a hypothetical so it uses the subjunctive 'were'

who's the guy on the right?

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on ya lad :)

RIGHT RORKE THAT'S IT I'VE HAD IT
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GRENFELL MONEY
HAND IT OVER RORKE YOU DAFT CUNT

LMAO thailad's gf is forcing him to marry her but she doesn't want his dumb surname!

no but it would be for the kids

i mightnt mind the girls taking her last name but that would be awkward on documents and proving guardianship

no because we live in a technological society now and natural selection is no longer at play

don't care, shut the fuck up nerd
you understand my question now answer it