/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

Sexuality and Patriotism is different retard it's different flaunting around what country youre from compared to what kind type of people you fuck. Kys you disgusting anti-American filth

He has the gay.

how do i get a bf please respond

nth for don't bully!

is he some kind of middle eastern?

famous anarcho primitivist

either going to be getting a lot of post in the mail come monday or police coming through my door

being attractive or wealthy helps

the tow truck driver regaled me we with a tale of how he used to be a loan trader for Bank of America working out of building one of the twin towers
He'd work 10 dollars a day and he hated his job so much, he started smoking weed
when the weed wasn't cutting it he started drinking
when the drinking wasn't cutting it he started doing pills
after a week he realized he wasn't the person he wanted to be, put on shorts and sandals, walked into his office and quit, and became a tow truck driver and mechanic instructor

Just be yourself

>10 dollars a day
meant 10 hours a day
pay was pretty lucrative all things considered, he said, though he wouldn't go into the numbers

^The Gayest Story Ever Told

where is sven?

I just blew another dude who gave me 100 bucks. I feel dirty

>only one Leaf
Come on, your country can do better, right?

y tho

o svenn~
svenn~
wherefore art thou
svenn~
?

Wish I could make 100 bucks that fast.

youtu.be/UacUR7bPnMM

for 100bigboys doy

to think ive been doing it for free all along

No, he is my brother. He displays darker phenotype though.

se fue al demonio
and that's a good thing

I got mugged the other day and landlord demands I give my final payment for January, tomorrow or I’m getting kicked out, regardless if I pay the day after.

you are white?

I am white(subnordid)

Slaves along with the Chinese built and paved the roads and railroads of America. they also helped built the white house. they also helped build New York City long before any big cotton boom began slaves were also blacksmiths. they also build houses. most of the labour force prior to 1800's was African.

Grim

Shut the fuck up

What's the best American painter and why is it Andrew Wyeth?

i need a p*nis inside my mouth rn

bush
gfy

Wanna know what’s worse? I had to swollen the guy’s entire load to get the needed extra 25 bucks to reach full 100. I can still fucking taste it no matter how much I clean my mouth with mouthwash, soap, and literally everything else

he looks like terrone

The absolute STATE of this user's life

>ohio flag
wait...
you are the "white" "hispanic" guy

I see what you mean. Our father is an Alpinid, and I think our mom is some kind of Jew.

Stop it :(

First game with LeVert back and we lose by double digits to the Bulls...

how did you find someone to pay you for sucking their dick?

Yes

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No, I'm white.

yeah, okay but you're the guy with a tejano ancestor right?

FUCK OFF SO YOU CAN SEE MY FLAG

w-what does wine taste like

No, I've never discussed my ancestry on /cum/ prior to this post

like shit
no, i can't. you don't have one
unless you're the ohio poster and you secretly watch drag race and turn off reddit flags when talking about it

hmmm. okay
why do you say your mom is some kind of jew, though? i thought you were catholic

Well, came home from work, while on my way to the bus stop (have barely enough money for bus fare), some drunk guy basically kept grabbing his crotch in front of me (we were the only people at the bus stop). I asked what he wanted and he said I looked cute, and basically kept going “ya want it?” I then said I need 100 bucks, and “I’d think about it”. Guy said if he got to fuck me he’ll give me 100 bucks, I managed to bargain with him that I’d get 75 bucks from sucking his dick and an extra 25 for swallowing his entire load. He said he’d even pay for my bus fare if he thought I did a good enough job.
Let’s just say I didn’t spend any money for the trip home...

She displays a phenotypic resemblance to a famous Jewish person.

tump's retarded and I'm afraid

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so you just think she's a jew?

North Indian girl has asked to reschedule our date to Valentines Day

I think it's possible.

was he an ugly old fat man? did you literally suck him in public?
also, does this mean it's not your first time sucking the d?

Alright also no I'm not from Ohio but you make me paranoid

I always thought white wine was sorta bitter and gross and red wine was thick and pretty good but if you go /ck/ they will say they both taste the same

YO

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why don't you ask her
why do you keep asking if people can see your flag if you don't have reddit flags?

>why don't you ask her
She doesn't know, and her statements on our ancestry are very Jewish "we're everything" nonsense so I don't trust her anyway.

gn

Is this a female general or female larp?

>reddit flags

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I'm fraid of getting doxxed : (

gn

both
hmmmm

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why would someone doxx you

>was he an ugly old fat man?
Not an ugly old man, not a “jock” either, had a bit of a gut to him
>did you literally suck him in public?
No, we went to an alleyway which wasn’t well lit near the bus stop.
>also, does this mean it's not your first time sucking the d?
I’ve never sucked a dick before in my life, apparently he said I was a “natural” and said “if you need me cash call me” before giving me his number, didn’t give me his name though. I don’t know if I should add that guy as a contact to be frank

did you actually enjoy it or why are you considering keeping him as a contact?

>tfw marina is back
youtube.com/watch?v=GiOGlYjKgX8

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If I need the money again, I might contact the guy. But I didn’t enjoy it (I think) I feel miserable and dirty, and this stupid taste of his cum won’t leave my god forsaken tongue. I don’t even know how to describe the taste, it’s like it’s own thing. Also he had this stupid smell which won’t leave my nose either which just stinks in general

you anons should try putting chips crumbs on your hot dogs. its gud af. chips crumbs on burritos is gud too.

>t.

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imagine having so little grasp of how the world works you think america and russia are going to start shooting nuclear missiles at each other for no reason
the libtard mind really is grim

tragic

near my house there is a place where I always put cheese ruffles on my hotdogs along with beans

Do people actually enjoy the taste of Diet Coke or are they just addicted to soda and want a """"""healthy"""""" option?

Ever since I have been in the United States of the A, people have treated either like a Mexican (saying my name as "Luis") or as a woman (saying my name as "Lois").

Still, I feel that this experience has brought me closer to Ale, who is both a Mexican and a woman, so this has mostly been a net posiitve.

Hey lutte

when are you gonna go back to france and stop posting here

fat "people" ew

Having your name mispronounced can be annoying. I sympathize with you.

>tfw no gf

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No picrel

Just say your name is like Louis CK

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would you take a dip in the cool cool waters of darienne lake?

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I used to hate diet and would drink a regular coke a day
then I quit soda and sugary drinks in general for like 2 years
then I bought some coke zero one day, and now it tastes the same as regular coke to me

;3

You will never uke France no matter how hard you try Ale.

It's alright, it's annoying to have in French too, where you'll answer the phone with "yes, [your name]", and that means "oui, Louis" for me).
You have a non-american.

>associating with rapists
I shiggy

nonono