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if you only knew

I DISLIKE PEOPLE OF AFRICAN AMERICAN HERITAGE AND I DISLIKE THE JANITORIAL NATURE OF HOW OUR BOARD IS MAINTAINED

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what is Pjb

Everyon, at least reply to me and give me a (you) so I can feel less angry than I already am. FUCK.

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101290104
wew

youtu.be/z-vcX2oKU90

wanna kms

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It's a sandwich, I made a typo.

weirdest gif ive seen in a long time

I'm trying to find a picture, and I used it on my steam avatar a long time ago. If I sign into a website like steamid.uk with my steam account to be allowed to see my previous avatars it has recorded, will I be hacked? Is me being hacked even a possibility when I have an authenticator?

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bitch niggas

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gonna watch some of Varg's videos

yes
you worship living beings
what's that

is this from some new vid?

no its from god is a woman

Imagine if she never cut her hair, when she farts it’d have left a scent on the tips of her locks, and then possibly got caught between her buttocks when it landed back down from the gust of gas, becoming dirtied from the poo inside her anus. It could conceivably stay stuck in there for a long time, growing further into her colon

crying rn

>all the normalfags are out partying and having premarital sex
>comfy NEET hours

just took shower
i'm gonna eat a dessert and then go to sleep all fresh and moderately qt

>premarital sex
gross. do people really do that

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where are my hips

just finished watching Varg's newest 2 videos

Heil Óðinn

in a plastic bag somewhere in a warehouse

god has them

i'm home from that goth club. they played sisters of mercy, siouxsie and the banshees, the cure, and a bunch of synth pop and witch house I liked.
I'm a happy camper but my feet and ears hurt.

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Everyone else is out having fun and I'm just sitting here alone in bed on my phone

wherever you left them.

where are my breasts

I’m watching Dexter’s Lab right now, but I want to watch a comfy movie as I keep getting drunk on vodka. Recommend me one.

boobsforqueens.com

Abducted in plain sight on netflix :^)

amelie
moonrise kingdom
once
tangerine

Did you make any friends?

hawaii here
nuke us please

North Korea still has time

leprechaun
the first one

youtube.com/watch?v=o08jrdkoLK8
I met some people who gave me their numbers. now we'll see if I fuck this up.

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no

aliceposter, are you puerto rican?

eating cheese its even though they always give me a tummy ache in the morning when i eat them at night

g'night /cum/

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MY MAMA SAID
DON'T BE A FOOL
NOT EVERYONE HAS GOOD INTENTIONS FOR YOU

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gn

I thought he was Russian.

Finished eating dinner, cleaned up the kitchen & now I am in the front room laying on the lounge with my laptop connected to the ethernet. I sure hope the staff are taking notes. Haha

Haha

el asul cesped es autobus, senora lopez

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Mexicans are filthy mutants
prove me wrong

You're wrong.

The only theatre of pain

Just done a farted
Just gilled the environment

Mexican americans are filthy mutants
prove me wrong

but you're right

What you said is literal gibberish in Spanish, user.

>Mexican americans

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>101291568

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>tfw I took AP Spanish

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Eat poop
eat PENIS
Lick poonis
Lick peep
Penis poop
Poop penis
Poopoo
Poopoo
Microcock

Hm

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>took french instead of spanish
>the spanish teacher ended up just letting them watch movies all year long
>switched to spanish next year
>different spanish teacher who was a bitch
>hate both languages now

What's with this stupid clown frog dominating this site recently

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I think hes cute.

you ever get really high and then see yourself in a mirror and have an existential crisis

I don’t know
But it looks funny so I post it

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one time I got too high and stared at myself in a dunkin donuts bathroom mirror for half an hour.

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Degen

why what were you thinking about

Yeah, except without getting high or looking in a mirror.

I think I might be dying lol

Rip you freak

just called the police

Seriously I can't sleep and my stomach feels weird and there's an odd pain in the left of my abdomen
It's kinda like nausea but it's not like any nausea I've felt hefore
Spoopy

I smoked way too much and I was freaking out so I went to go wash my face and I stood there for half an hour. Honestly felt like I was there for like 5-10 minutes, my friends didn't notice cause they were off too.

Sounds like a severe case of gayness

jealous~~~~

is it morally wrong to travel the world and impregnate as many women as possible in as many countries as possible (if you're white)?

No, that's the ultimate way to win at life

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Damn, Sven looks like THAT?

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Cats or dogs?

Hmm might do another colouring in later tonight if I can be bothered.

youtube.com/watch?v=LBAfNw8UQTE
my body hurts but i can't sleep aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
i'd take you with me if you didn't live so far.

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there's something so off about this.
idk if it's the kids shirt, or the rosy cheeks, but it freaks me out

he's homosexual

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Is that Varg doing a pagan ritual