/brit/

what is this

I’m 6ft (182cm)

Do you live without fear?

user peeking through the curtains.

imagine owning a Mac and wiping it in order to install Linux

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whats the plan for today lads?

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We should take all the Northerners and place them in Antarctica

can't imagine physically reaction to any piece of media besides sports and even then it'd be rare

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why are americans so obsessed with sadiq khan?

this is unironically how I watch telly

they went over the top for this

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not much

Got up at 6am
Played Resident Evil 2
Had 3 wanks already
Out to spoons at 3pm with the lads
hooker at 8pm
kebab straight after
head home

am actually of the opinion that all members of U2 should be brutally murdered live on TV

why are so many thots wearing that type of necklace now

gf is at the hospital having scans done. she found a lump on her testicle last week. worried sick about her.

Rate my eyes

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Because its hysterical

that looks like a high quality piece of pizza - thin crust, proper dough, quality chorizo, good cheese, 10/10 would eat

just reminded how plain some women looks after makeup and instagram filters are out of the picture. Makes me feel better about myself desu

what are they watching?

Bar. Rugby on telly. Somewhere for dinner. Bar. Coma.

just sort of rotate between sheer terror and complete apathy

>an all white family spending time together, happy and gleeful at a small thing because there is no war in europe and hasn't been for 60 years
Yes, they literally did.

Brexit is a hammer blow aimed against imperialism.

>fat cunt under the duvet trying to hide their gut

care to explain?
what do you know about him exactly, and the office of mayor of london in general?

you're wearing contacts

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implying anybody here wouldnt fuck the shit out of ocasio-cortez

think about how unremarkable they are and you STILL can't even get them

Beady eyes, ANGLO lies
Muffled Aryan women's cries
Aryan children, big and small
Bomber Harris kills them all
Left, right, right, left
ANGLO sows the seeds of death
Not a stone is left to stand
When ANGLO flies across the land
After starting World War One
The ANGLO's work was still not done
So joining with the Pole and Jew
He made a new one: World War Two
To sate his thirst for Aryan blood
That he wanted, that he got
Now Dresden is devoid of cheer
Hans have fear; the ANGLO is here

oddly similar youtube.com/watch?v=QGLKWMxaKhw

The only thing preventing half the regulars on here fucking the shit out of Moni is that he'd take pics and post them.

southerners have their dinner (tea) delivered by gimps on bicycles ordered via an app lol

why is it that women can wear clothing with female empowerment statements on them but if you saw a fella with some male power thing on his t-shirt you'd think "cringy overcompensating cunt"

remembering that time i kept my shirt on at the beach with friends

Do some coursework
Play apex legends
Watch movie (sicario)

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imagine the one on the left bouncing like that on your nob corrrr

might go for a drive for a bit and get some grub somewhere then come back here and get drunk by myself and watch some kino while posting mindless nonsense on Jow Forums until I emerge from my coma at some point tomorrow

truly living my best life

fucking speak for yourself tismo

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i am

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SUTTON COLDFIELD MENTIONED!!

because no one cares what women support

because everyone knows on some level that female power is a joke

if by fuck the shit out of, you mean execute, sure
occasional cortex is disgusting in every way

god i wish i were that chair

Think there are laws here about taking advantage of the mentally handicapped

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Why do Americans over-emote everything they're feeling as if they were adhd toddlers?

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me on the left

I care

"what would jesus do?" has been replaced by "how will this affect my career?"

they just do it for the camera

youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE

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got smashed last night
gonna get smashed tonight too

why do they clap when movies finish or planes land?

the way republicans bitch about Cortez for being dumb and detected from reality is exactly how democrats treated Trump. this strategy doesn't work. best just stop paying her any attention. the more you hate on her, the more popular she becomes

there's at least 3 lads who have posted /brit/ from around there. myself being one.

adhd doesn't real

for

tbf, the people likely to show up for a mass viewing of the latest tv show really aren't the top members of our society.

*detached from reality
autocorrect is a nigger

need to write a short story for class on monday lads
need to read it in front of the class

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still yet to hear her speak
I'm going to go ahead and assume her platform is basically
>gib free things and fugg whypipo

Here you go lads, something to pull your puds over while I'm smashing my liver.

youtu.be/iLNpsf1k_Yw

heard people clap last time I was on a plane and it was just surreal

Absolutely mad.

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*screams as if the tv can hear me*

>ocasio-cortez

sounds like the villain in some 80s action schlock about central american narcoterrorists

>they’re

what's being drunk like?

Gustavus Adolphus role and effect on the thirty year war.

you're correct

youtube.com/watch?v=j_gxiMTIudA

she's better than the average Democrat.

One time a guy in my class wrote a story about a pool cleaner named Juan who fell into the pool and drowned. The entire story was just an extended death scene of Juan's mind as he drowned.

You hold men to a higher standard than women, whom you instinctively consider to be on the same level as children

want to come and sit on my lap

why are feet like some gross fetish but anal is just a normal healthy thing?

Don’t you do engineering?

I understand what you're saying. She has no chance of running for president with the dems, though, really not that concerned about her.

Present an essay on this as the narrator deals with the grief of losing a close loved one by focussing on the topic on hand.

shit

yeah but i'm taking this class because the professor is my oneitis lol

Sounds kino

it's not gross its just pathetic

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Depends. Sometimes your mind is more or less fine, just your motor skills are fucked up. If you get drunk enough, everything gets fucked up. It can be fun. Sometimes you get sad. Sometimes you throw up a lot.