/dixie/ - Southern US + Friends

diplomacy edition

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wake up

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Wow, that's a cool photo of Mark Twain.
I saved it.
Thanks for sharing.

it's your's, my friend :)

ouch ow owie my head

it's going to be okay sweaty

thank you, worst commonwealth

East TN where we at?

kike

based

and

chaste

kill yourself

I am sick rhymer lyricist yo
Buy my album

that doesn't rhyme
the a is pronounced like the a in cat
t. chastity expert

Oh. Well crap.

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>"don't buy Chinese spy equipment it's a bad idea" t. US
>"WHY? SO U CAN SPY ON US INSTEAD?? xDDD" t. Yurop
why do Europeans think that recommendations like that are instructions to buy American products instead?

inferiority complex, welcome to Jow Forums

Macon never dies edition

Is this porn ?

no

It should be

anything can be porn with the magic of rule 34

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Sounds like it was taken from French then, once again

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The voice on Google translate actually says it like with the "a" in based. Turns out I was right all along.

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>surrender monkeys
gets me every time

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Chaste or chastity ? I'd say chaste has the based a and chastity the cat one

You are correct

Didn't even check
So where's my citizenship

Haha it'd be funny if those two ladies femdom'd me into submission and made me admit the travel ban is wrong haha
Maybe they'd call me a pathetic Western worm haha

The Belgians took it. You must embark on a quest to take it back.

Starting rn by pouring pic related

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haha that would be hilarious! haha

>great war: france continually retreats against the germans, their soldiers are so lazy they go on strike across the entire front, america has to bail them out
>world war 2: france surrenders within a month of the germans actually attacking them, their soldiers don't do anything through the entire war, america has to bail them out
>vietnam: france surrenders to the jungle monkies, leaves america with the burden of their war, america loses thousands of good men to fight their conflict
>iraq: france is so cowardly it refuses to even join its #1 ally in the fighting
why is france SOOOOOOO shit

youtube.com/watch?v=ijMI9_CI8W4

>america loses thousands of good men

No such thing as a good american

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Cheers

t. seething gaul

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good as in their labor could have been exploited more efficiently

Me when I've just ran down and back up the two flights of stairs necessary to get a pack of gluten-free cereals for a Swede and he tells me "ackhually can I have two"

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>gluten-free
lol wat a fag

Also have frozen gluten-free small breads
Motherfuckers would rather eat this than the baker's bread we got delivered every morning, absolute state

some people are allergic to it legitimately but most are just hipsters

good post

4 times out of 5 when people ask me for gluten free stuff they are also vegan, I reckon they willingly choose to avoid gluten like they do meat

The ones that have legit allergies are usually easy to spot: instead of bitching about the lack of -free and vegan options they just brought their own breakfast

Bought bread and cheese, lads

tell us more lad

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Cheese comes from a cow and bread comes from wheat

Left one is a Vacherin, had already bought a cheese with a similar name a couple weeks ago but they are different, trying this one for the first time. Creamy as heck, half of it is sticking to the plate

Right one is Abondance, have already bought it several time this winter it's too good to be missed. This one is pretty old, the rind is acidic enough to gnaw on my tongue and it has a strong hazelnut taste

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>get physically ill if eats _____
>makes the best of it and tries not to bother other`s with their malady

>has a personal preference to not eat _____
>REEE why don`t you cater to me!

went on a walk with dog

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That's a fine animal right there

h a p p y

I guess the ones with illnesses make their own arrangements because it's a matter of health and they (rightly) don't trust restaurants to have exactly what they need, just like taking 3 pills a day can stay a discreet business

yes, the one on the right is mia kalifa

Am I allowed here?

Thanks, I found the video.

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Want to fight ?

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Those are good billhooks. Fiskars is a good brand.

ama

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Is this normal in Canada ?
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why did you only include Juan Ovéue in your flight plan?

rip

He was the only one who could fly so good

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Don't imply bad things about the Wii
I like the Wii

sorry, I thought that 2006 was the latest you went in terms of tech

>N95 respirator masks
more of a P100 man myself

Wii came out in 2006.

feels bad, man

he's talked about buying games from the wii store before it went offline

that doesn't contradict my post

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Are you some kind of prepper

I bet Gothic Country would be a good genre if it existed

Posted the same cheese pic in /fr/ and got 7 (You)

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No but it makes my belongings consistent with your straw man

I thought it did

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Ye, check this out
youtube.com/watch?v=CY3V-kb1EN8

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not really but it makes me cringe when people do jobs such as cutting into cement with only an N95 mask that will let concrete dust into their lungs. That shit doesnt come out easy

just smoke a few cigarettes and you'll be fine

...

from my limited knowledge, smoke/tar is much more easily processed out of the lungs than silica dust

N95 is rated for silica dust you dumb nigger, swear to fucking god I'm gonna kick your ass.

based

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there's literally nothing wrong with this

its most common application is in shitty dust masks that don`t seal properly

one flaw
>NOT recommended for children under age 6

nice goal post moving you dumb nigger.

CANKER

is this what the wrath of georgia looks like

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old man

Just learned imma be reimbursed 30% out of the 500 euros I paid for a season pass of ski lifts

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