Be satoshi, invents your bitcoins

>be satoshi, invents your bitcoins
>want to continue in academic obscurity creating amazing things like global bitcoin banks
>get outed unwillingly by corecuck smallblockers owned by blockstream
>reach out to gavin for help, sign proof privately
>decide to fake public proof because legal/tax reasons and maximize doubt (self-created faketoshi meme)
>corecucks destroy your world-changing creation
>hard fork at the last minute to save bitcoin from the kikes and save the white race

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I wonder if the people who funded blockstream did it to accumulate or to try and destroy bitcoin

another benefit of having this massively controversial hard fork is when the dust settles and bch is many times the value of btc every man and his dog will know hard forks are great opportunities meaning we will reach nakamoto consensus quicker next time
the people that understand the system get richer every contentious hardfork another amazing positive feedback incentive apart of bitcoin

What is this guy even saying

Big if true

it takes a high IQ to understand Dr. Wright. memes aside nobody understands bitcoin like this man. he spews absolute trollbait drunken nonsense but also drops knowledge bombs like fucking kamikazes crashing on your head
that he is a genius autist should be clear, that he is a fucking asshole cunt is also clear. its amazing.. you can just ask satoshi a question and get your mind blown. I did it myself, pic related

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I agree, whether you like his personality or not, this man's brain is some next level shit.

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quit sucking faketoshi's dick. its embarassing

>csw is Satoshi
Lmao imagine being this much of a Brainlet

2 Whores from the right have no idea what is going on, they just got hired to promote "some show" and their boss told them to hold their hands up for a photo.

They're so incredibly stupid that Satoshi could spoonfeed and tattoo his private keys to that whores fucking forehead and she still would be poor for the rest of her life.

And that 3rd bitch looks like a fucking janitor what the fuck.

>BCASH BCASH BCASH BCASH BCASH BCASH BCASH BCASH BCASH BCASH BCASH BCASH BCASH

Fucking this! CSW is on another level and noone is even paying attention.

For the idiots: read the corresponding CSW posts by John Matonis, Ian Grigg and Gavin Andressen. All three of these men are REAL ACTUAL cryptoGRAPHERS, not scam artists. Go look up any Jow ForumsBitcoin thread about this shit--- many Core devs have straight up said that it confuses them and that they have no reason to think why these people would lie or get tricked.

It's fucking obvious that Craig has been playing a LONG game.

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anyone else getting massive wanker vibes off craig, never seen and pic like this where he isnt acting like a total cringy fuckhead
i hope he isnt the real satoshi, i dont think the market would survive the dump if this douche proved he really was the creator of bitcoin

the reason that you think craig is not satoshi, is the same reason you didnt buy bitcoin in the early days. it is tacky, retarded-sounding but ultimately brilliant beyond comprehension.

thats where your wrong the reason i didnt buy in the early days was because i was broke as fuck, late 2012 is when i learned about bitcoin, i was broke then and im still broke now, only difference is, is that im bitter failed boomer now that calls people fuckheads and other shit because im a miserable fuck
i had 2k to drop in but blew it on fucking steam games just before i found bitcoin, i even knew back then how badly i fucked myself

if you really wanted to buy bitcoin, you would have fucking figured it out. you would have gone on IRC and ask if you could photoshop some logos or write a blurb for BTC or pajeeted on gavin's faucet every day for a year.

lol u mad bro

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believing craig wright is satoshi requires the exact same type of retarded thinking that leads "neo-nazis" to accept kikes again and again as leaders of their movement
you're a disgrace to the white race

>t. paid 5$ fee for the last transaction

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KEK

I have noticed he are vague on purpose to leave room for interpretations. It creates a false sense if smartness.
He is dumb

Also
>be satoshi
>controllable urges, low grandiose ego, visionist
Then
>a wild satoshi pretend appears
>exact opposite personality than satoshi
>enormous ego and delusional grandiosity
>brags constantly

Common how can people believe him

like you said this allowed a longer time to buy the real bitcoin cheap but also provided a great side benefit of creating a diversion to get all the normalfags to throw their money into btc and get burned when it bch wins out.

Of he's satoshi why doesn't he send a transaction to himself on a wallet

maybe because moving any of those coins is a violation of the legal entity they are entrusted to?
or maybe because he knows proof of life from satoshi would cause market panic. or maybe because he has so many bitcoins across so many wallets that people don't even know about that he has so much money he could never spend it in 10 lifetimes, so he doesn't bother touching any of the early coins that are obviously linked with him.

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Are most Australians blowhards like this guy?