How do I get a Kraut bf?

And i mean permanently.
It's my dream but I'm realising it's not easy, since I'd have to find one that
>is or is going to be in Italy
>can live here indefinitely
>all the other usual things that narrow down the chances on top of that

How do you deal with Jow Forumsernational love? Is there something I'm not seeing here?
Share your tips bros, send help pls

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homo freak

t. faggot who made this

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He's a Brazilian football player from GrĂªmio.

kills yourself faggot

He's German! >.

Wtf are you me?

You can lure him with pidser and kohler (pizza and coke). Many Germans love Italy, so it shouldn't be to hard.

there are no girls on Jow Forums

Aw, you also want a German bf? :D
Noted, thank you for the tip Krautbro

what's your gender? being a man helps

Yes I want a qt kraut bottom bf

I'm a guy :3

Could you not tell from the writing pattern or the first pic op posted? usually gay dudes have fetishes for platinum blond men not girls

He's already mine though :/

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are you a cute italian bear?

Kys, it's always you

I always knew that despite their protestations, the Italian craves the GERMANIC BVLL. Not much has changed since Roman times.

I prefer dirty blonde though! >o<
Dirty blonde is truly god tier desu

No, m-more like a twink >_<
Kek

manboobs or gtfo

>twink
eww

R-rude!