How do I get a Kraut bf?

And i mean permanently.
It's my dream but I'm realising it's not easy, since I'd have to find one that
>is or is going to be in Italy
>can live here indefinitely
>all the other usual things that narrow down the chances on top of that

How do you deal with Jow Forumsernational love? Is there something I'm not seeing here?
Share your tips bros, send help pls

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homo freak

t. faggot who made this

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He's a Brazilian football player from Grêmio.

kills yourself faggot

He's German! >.

Wtf are you me?

You can lure him with pidser and kohler (pizza and coke). Many Germans love Italy, so it shouldn't be to hard.

there are no girls on Jow Forums

Aw, you also want a German bf? :D
Noted, thank you for the tip Krautbro